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08-31-2004, 01:22 AM #241
nicely done!
remember kids: smells like trout, eat it out-smells like cologne, leave it alone
looks like she just had a one-night stand. It's all good, as soon as you turn 21, you will be at the bar and drinkin and such, and you will last more than two minutes (whiskey dick). Man its sooooooo good.
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08-31-2004, 04:43 AM #242alevok Guest
why dont you call some escort girls home and practice on them, it always help since they are the pros.
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02-22-2006, 09:32 PM #243Anabolic Member
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This thread is ooooold like some of you people out there.
Found it in a search. well actually i typed in "johan is a virgin" and ...
jk.
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02-22-2006, 10:10 PM #244
HAHAHA !!!! Snax that sh*t is funny!~ Oh, and i would LIKE to know the outcome of this. (unless it is in the middle somewhere) 2 many pages.
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02-22-2006, 10:14 PM #245
Nevermind. i took the time to read it, and ITS DAMN FUNNY.
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02-22-2006, 10:31 PM #246
johan whatever happened..it prolly says somewhere in this massive thread but i gotta catch a workout
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02-22-2006, 10:40 PM #247
johan just have some money ready man
Johan def eat her out man I love the taste and smell of Pu-Tang ahhhhhh lucky guys
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02-22-2006, 10:41 PM #248
Awe, JoJo getting him some poo nanny.
Were so proud of you JoJo.
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02-22-2006, 10:42 PM #249
another AR classic thread
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02-22-2006, 10:56 PM #250Originally Posted by johan
you are the man johan!
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02-22-2006, 11:47 PM #251
yeah this is an entertaining thread no doubt. Thx for the honesty Johan, you really brought back some great memories. My first time I lasted like 5 pumps. Wow that thang was soft.
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02-23-2006, 12:10 AM #252Originally Posted by Hokies
Wow that thang was soft.
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02-23-2006, 12:19 AM #253
get her drunk, have sex with her
while your inside her, think about baseball (lol, seriously.) and go as hard and fast as you can, the trick is to make them cum first. if you want you can talk dirty to her "ohh baby you feel so good", stuff like that
dont worry about changing positions and stuff yet, just worry about baseball ( ... seriously. ), i'd advise you not to let her go on top, keep control with the missionary.
lemme know how it goes
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02-23-2006, 01:10 AM #254Originally Posted by GQ-Bouncer
Dman you were late on this one GQ. GO back like 3 pages and try to fit that stuff in somewhere, lol.
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02-23-2006, 05:28 AM #255
JESUS CHRIST. The man dragging this thread back from the dead deserves a good spanking
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02-23-2006, 05:31 AM #256
Its damn funny to look back at this thread though
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02-23-2006, 05:35 AM #257
u ever see her or bone her again johan??
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02-23-2006, 05:39 AM #258
nah she was uggly. I moved on to better things I got a taste for older women.
After that first chick I found a nice 33 year old milf that showed me what good sex is all about she was a true naturaly beauty and the sex was spectacular god damn.
But that ended, so I nailed a 41 year old a few times. After that I had a **** buddy for a few months before I found my girl that I now have been seeing for almost a year and cant be happier. So my time of sex adventures was only 6 months longLast edited by Kärnfysikern; 02-23-2006 at 05:43 AM.
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02-23-2006, 06:30 AM #259Originally Posted by mustang331
47 48 49 50!!!!
yeah 50
Dude don't just **** some chick to get rid of your virginity. My first time was with a gf. Junior yr hs... Plus all this talk about stds and shit makes me think shes dirty. NOT WORTH IT. Just ****ing wait... you have this long so no big deal. And since she's willing to just **** she's obviouly been around and if its your first time you will suck.
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02-23-2006, 08:20 AM #260
baseball.
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02-23-2006, 08:22 AM #261
oh you nailed a chick, nevermind.
congrats brutha
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02-23-2006, 12:51 PM #262
What a good read this thread was!
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Funny thread... If I thought about baseball I would be thinking about the Detroit Tigers, then I would just get so pissed i wouldn't want any anymore cause they suck so bad...Oh I'm kidding guys I would still want some.
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02-23-2006, 04:16 PM #265
If I were you I'd tell her I'm a virgin. She'd want the dick even more till she trains you how she wants it.
Also, if ANYONE makes fun of you for being a virgin, thats pathetic. I respect you for that.
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02-23-2006, 04:18 PM #266Originally Posted by usamm
but she has been w/ more women than ME !
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