Serious sex question so dont ****ing make fun of me now

[Kärnfysikern]

as some might have read I am a virgin. To be honest I havent even kissed someone. Just some on the throat and ****.

now there is a very BIG possiblity I might get some sex tomorrow if I play my cards right. Just a one night stand with a girl I meet in a pub 2 days ago. Took ger number and she basicly said that she wants to have sex in a sms today...

But Im ****ing nervous as hell!!!!!!!!!

Got any good pointers or something??

should I tell her that I am a virgin(pretty phatetic considering I turn 20 in 2 months)??

[Kärnfysikern]

I also have some cialis pills I have never tried. Should I pop one to make sure I will get the little ****er upp incase I go limp or blow my wad before entering or something??

or is the sides to unpredictable to make it worth the risk-

[Steroids101]

Don't tell her your a virgin, I've read your other posts and it seems thats one of your big problems. Pop some viagra if you want, you may not want to though because if its anything like my first was, your going to want it to be over fast. This is a learning experience, its very akward at first. Good luck man and tear that **** up!

[Kato]

i personally think there is nothin wrong w/ the virgin thing. but are you sure you want to lose it to this lady? if ya tell her that you still have ur cherry she'll prolly want to **** you more!

i'm gonna out a limb and say you prolly don't need the cialis!

my only advice is to rub one out before you go see her! RELAX AND GOOD LUCK

[mass junkie]

Very exciting for you bro.....its like you're getting some snatch after being locked up for twenty years....who cares if you bust too fast...just wipe that bad boy off and go to town.....if you dont break her back you aint hitting it hard enough...........I want the juicy details

[V_Xsucks]

I also have some cialis pills I have never tried. Should I pop one to make sure I will get the little ****er upp incase I go limp or blow my wad before entering or something??

or is the sides to unpredictable to make it worth the risk-

dont tell her that your a virgin, PLease.

[Kärnfysikern]

Animal thansk for the advice but no alkohol for me. It doesnt realy relax me anyway

Kato yeah Im sure, I just want to get rid of it right now cause it is one of the things realy eating me and it ****s upp my self esteem alot Il remember to rub one out. Considering all the juice Im on right now I guess cialis wont be nessecary. If Im not to nervous and cant get it upp cause of that reason.

lol mass that post made me laugh. Your right

[Kato]

would any of you guys turn down a female virgin?....i highly doubt it. Hunny's ain't no diif!

[TheMudMan]

Bro..... try not to be nervous......... when it comes time to hit it you will be ready..... don't use the cialis........ Good luck!

[Steroids101]

would any of you guys turn down a female virgin?....i highly doubt it. Hunny's ain't no diif!

Well if shes like 12 then yeah.

[nickrizz]

best thing is to whack it like an hour before so you last longer

[spywizard]

remember.. if she says it's small..

tell her.. "well you won't mind it going in your ass will you.??"

give her hell.. don't worry about her.. cum 3 times if you can..

for god's sake.. wear a condom

[SwoleCat]

as some might have read I am a virgin.

You said to not make any jokes.

D*rn you for ruining my fun!!

~SC~

[Kärnfysikern]

You said to not make any jokes.

D*rn you for ruining my fun!!

~SC~

[Kärnfysikern]

remember.. if she says it's small..

tell her.. "well you won't mind it going in your ass will you.??"

give her hell.. don't worry about her.. cum 3 times if you can..

for god's sake.. wear a condom

Yeah condoms is a must. Should I avoid eating that pussy considering I have no clue what std's she might have?

is it possible to get a std from her if she gives me a blow job

I guess Il go with my gut feeling about the virginity thing, more embarassing if I dont tell her and she just notice it from my lack of experience...

[PrairieDawg]

pop something to get it up for sure. You're going to be way too nervous to get it up and when its not going up you're going to get even more nervous and then its game over, lol.

[nickrizz]

you could get herpes if she has them on her mouth

[SwoleCat]

I keep thinking of American Pie on this one!

~SC~

[TheDfromGC]

just dont think about it to much, if u spend the whole night thinking about how ur gonna perform and whatnot, its gonna make it difficult, just go with her to have fun and just let things fall into place, dont worry about how she is getting off and whatever too, ur banging her for ur pleasure, if u dont do well enough or whatever, too bad, thats why they make vibrators....

[spywizard]

Yeah condoms is a must. Should I avoid eating that pussy considering I have no clue what std's she might have?

is it possible to get a std from her if she gives me a blow job

I guess Il go with my gut feeling about the virginity thing, more embarassing if I dont tell her and she just notice it from my lack of experience...

how old is she???

eating pussy is personal.. i don't do that unless there is a relationship..

and if i don't trust the pussy.. i don't fcuk the pussy..

but hey.. at 19.. i was hittin and eatin anything that would hold still long enough.


Oh.. if she asks you to.. get the blowie 1st.. then you are kind of obligated to.. unless you fake being drunk..

[PrairieDawg]

just wear a dub and you'll be fine. the morning after is when you worry about std's

[mass junkie]

Yeah condoms is a must. Should I avoid eating that pussy considering I have no clue what std's she might have?

is it possible to get a std from her if she gives me a blow job

I guess Il go with my gut feeling about the virginity thing, more embarassing if I dont tell her and she just notice it from my lack of experience...

Just use an oral dam....you know...cover it up with saran wrap

[kc]

I keep thinking of American Pie on this one!

~SC~

exactly what I was thinkin....

Johan...good luck man

[TheMudMan]

You don't know this chick..... don't go down on her.

[SwoleCat]

exactly what I was thinkin....

Great minds think alike!

We also swing our hands raw in the batting cages,

~SC~

[Kärnfysikern]

Spy she is 23m good advice on the blowie lol

mass do you mean putting that thing that you put around sandwiches to keep them moist? Should I wrap my tounge in it ??

[kc]

Great minds think alike!

We also swing our hands raw in the batting cages,

~SC~

hellyea!

speaking of...my right hand is now purple/green and kinda blue

[nickrizz]

deep breaths, deep breaths

[TheDfromGC]

btw when u guys are getting into it, give her a firm smack on the ass to let her know whos boss

[OGPackin]

Hey bro, good for u! And i respect the fact u can admit ur a virgin! Not that there is anything wrong with it, but u know how people are. Anyway, rub one out a few hours before ur supposed to see her. That will help u hold out longer. Also, viagra, cialis wont help u go longer, just keep a hard on. IMO it might be a good idea. Cause again IMHO for men its more mental then for women, and u might be thinking about it to much to preform. Good luck and have a great time!!

OG

[spywizard]

Spy she is 23m good advice on the blowie lol

mass do you mean putting that thing that you put around sandwiches to keep them moist? Should I wrap my tounge in it ??

then no... don't tell her you are a virgin.. (Good job by the way)

and for god's sake don't marry her..

the wrap is placed over the vagina.. so the STD's don't get in your mouth..

[OGPackin]

I have one rule.....If im goin to town, im eatin..

OG

[PrairieDawg]

I have one rule.....If im goin to town, im eatin..

OG

nice way of putting it

[Kärnfysikern]

well got any good movie advice?? We are gonna rent a movie first

[TheMudMan]

well got any good movie advice?? We are gonna rent a movie first

rent a porno of Mass humpin other primates

[Kärnfysikern]

lmao

[spywizard]

well got any good movie advice?? We are gonna rent a movie first

brave heart...

[OGPackin]

well got any good movie advice?? We are gonna rent a movie first

Hey bro, so what kinda movie do u have in mind? Chick flick, scary, drama or funny? Iv got plenty of suggestions...

OG

[Kärnfysikern]

Hey bro, so what kinda movie do u have in mind? Chick flick, scary, drama or funny? Iv got plenty of suggestions...

OG

something that would be good to get her in the right mood and that isnt to cheesy

[OGPackin]

brave heart...

Im pretty sure ur kidding bro, but Nooo to long bro, and definitly not a movie to get u in the mood....

OG