Pissed off afro american

**twosocks40** · 08-19-2004, 07:15 PM

OK, I was in the store today with my wife and this black chic is behind us on her cell phone talking loud as f*ck. She is like "who dat is?", and "what kinda rims he got?". The list goes on and on. So anyway, I turned to my wife and said "hey, they still teach english in high school right?" Her face got really red and the girl behind me got real quiet. I think she was pissed. I thought it was pretty funny.

-B

**spywizard** · 08-19-2004, 07:25 PM

i do that **** to my wife all the time..

she will be coming to the table in an outside ball field with alot of our friends.. she's about 20' away...

I'll stand up wave and yell "over here honey"

it's good humor...........

**juicehoe** · 08-19-2004, 07:31 PM

"who dat is?", and "what kinda rims he got?".

classic

**decadbal** · 08-19-2004, 07:39 PM

ghetto trick.

**mass junkie** · 08-19-2004, 07:42 PM

just go down the street and turn scraight

**TheChosen1** · 08-19-2004, 09:11 PM

I'm African-American but it kills me to hear other AA's talk with the dumbest English (not even good enough to be called ebonics) ever used. My beef is when you hear a guy talking and every other sentence out of his mouth have to end with "Know um saying?" or "Know whadda mean?"

TwoSocks........I guess you should see that comedy act that Chris Rock did, bro. He tells it like it is.......LOL Him and the Wayan Brothers, in fact.

**SwoleCat** · 08-19-2004, 09:41 PM

So, what kind of rims were they?

~SC~

**LeanMeOut** · 08-19-2004, 09:41 PM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

So, what kind of rims were they?

~SC~

Big Ol Bling Blings

<<LMO>>

**Blown_SC** · 08-19-2004, 09:57 PM

"Duz his azz gots kustom flo' matz? He betta, cuz that foo' be straight trippin' if he don't"

Pfft.. custom floormats...

**SwoleCat** · 08-19-2004, 09:58 PM

Originally Posted by Blown_SC

"Duz his azz gots kustom flo' matz? He betta, cuz that foo' be straight trippin' if he don't"

Pfft.. custom floormats...

Punk!

~SC~

**twosocks40** · 08-20-2004, 07:33 AM

Not sure about the floor mats but I did hear her say "dats a shame she got a man aint got no rims". LOL, I guess your worth is determined by what kind of rims you have on your 89 ford escort!

-B

**TheChosen1** · 08-20-2004, 11:31 AM

Here's an incident that occurred while I was in law enforcement:

When I worked in auto theft, we used to handle vehicles that were involved in other crimes other than just auto theft recoveries. I hate to talk about people of my race but one Saturday, an 18 yr. old Africa-American kid came to our storage yard claiming that his vehicle was towed away for narc possession. At the time, I was accepting a recovered vehicle and filling out the paperwork. The kid was talking to the tow truck drive, who was also African-American, and he told the driver, "You guys are always f-ing with the brothas. Ya'll never f' with the white guys."

I approached him and said, "Do you wanna know why? Ya'll give yourselves away like idiots." I pointed to a Chevy Vega with all factory equipment on it and told him, "See that car? It's in here for the same reason yours is here. It belonged to a white guy who got caught with the stuff when he was pulled over for something else. If it wasn't for a traffic violation, we would never know of his drugs." Then I pointed to a crappy looking 79' Oldsmobile Cutlass with very expensive wheels and tires. "And that one? Guess the race of the guy that car belong to. It's a **** shame that our brothas would spend $3000 on wheels and tires for a $300 car." The kid couldn't say anything else.

Spyder · 08-20-2004, 11:35 AM

"Pissed off afro american" .....your so politically correct twosocks

**twosocks40** · 08-20-2004, 12:00 PM

Originally Posted by Spyder

"Pissed off afro american" .....your so politically correct twosocks

LOL, I don't want to offend anyone. Nor would I, well, except the girl in the store.

-B

**builtthekid** · 08-20-2004, 12:02 PM

Yall ****ing crazy

**3Vandoo** · 08-20-2004, 02:55 PM

and I dont thought I was hard to understand

**MikeyZ23** · 08-20-2004, 03:07 PM

dis post be madd crazy phat yo

**Dally** · 08-20-2004, 03:26 PM

Originally Posted by MikeyZ23

dis post be madd crazy phat yo

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**juicehoe** · 08-20-2004, 03:49 PM

do you guys remember "bubba rub"... he was on the news about "whistle tips" for exhaust. It was so funny the way he talked he became a internet cult figure (like the star wars kid). He would say "the whistles tips go Wo0t W0ot", "Oh then they trip out the flows and they go Wo0t W0ot (in deeper voice)". Thats it im starting a thread on that guy lol. Now where is that link at?!