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    All I can think about is pussy

    I want some and I want it now and I want it BAD!!!

    **** my hands just aint cutting it anymore after a taste of the wet hole blah

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    Just like Lays, betcha can't F just one!



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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat


    Just like Lays, betcha can't F just one!



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    I have no clue wtf you just said but sounds good anyway

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    There's a potato chip commercial by Lays that claims, "Betcha can't eat just one".......

    My fault for presenting a pretty lame ass joke anyhow in the first place.

    Shame on me, I learned my lesson...........wtf, I'm losing my touch........

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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    I have no clue wtf you just said but sounds good anyway
    That's laughs.............he's so happy, he's like "f it, sounds good, works for me!!"



    Cool bro.......
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    made me laugh....lame, yes....funny, yes

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    Welcome to the club.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    There's a potato chip commercial by Lays that claims, "Betcha can't eat just one".......

    My fault for presenting a pretty lame ass joke anyhow in the first place.

    Shame on me, I learned my lesson...........wtf, I'm losing my touch........

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    that explains it. Never seen american chips comercials

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    why dont you just give that girl a call back

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    Yeah, e-mail her this url!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by BWhitaker
    why dont you just give that girl a call back
    We have been sms'ing a bit and doesnt sound like she wants to repeat the night

    I still have a bit of hope left,

    I wonder if the saying "once you go black you never go back" is true cause then Im ****ed cause I realt dig black(her) pussy so far

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Yeah, e-mail her this url!!



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    Maby she would love it

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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    We have been sms'ing a bit and doesnt sound like she wants to repeat the night

    I still have a bit of hope left,

    I wonder if the saying "once you go black you never go back" is true cause then Im ****ed cause I realt dig black(her) pussy so far
    In the instance when you "can't go back", you can do this......

    "Once you go brown, you'll be able to have women all over town"

    "Once you go white, you can pick one for each night"

    "Once you go yellow, you'll be a Pimp of a felllow"

    So, in the event the prior color is no longer available, please choose from one of our many color options above. You may choose more than one from each color as well, there is no color/infinite limit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    In the instance when you "can't go back", you can do this......

    "Once you go brown, you'll be able to have women all over town"

    "Once you go white, you can pick one for each night"

    "Once you go yellow, you'll be a Pimp of a felllow"

    So, in the event the prior color is no longer available, please choose from one of our many color options above. You may choose more than one from each color as well, there is no color/infinite limit!

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    LMAO best post of the year

    I think Im gonna make it a goal in life to hit every color atleast twice

    would love to do alot of dirty things to the brazilian beach volly team, my god

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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    I want some and I want it now and I want it BAD!!!

    **** my hands just aint cutting it anymore after a taste of the wet hole blah
    that got me it big trouble lonely trouble

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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    LMAO best post of the year

    I think Im gonna make it a goal in life to hit every color atleast twice

    would love to do alot of dirty things to the brazilian beach volly team, my god
    All I have to hear is "BRAZIL" and I am there...........

    VIVA BRAZIL.............BRASIL..................BOTH THOSE MUTHAS!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    In the instance when you "can't go back", you can do this......

    "Once you go brown, you'll be able to have women all over town"

    "Once you go white, you can pick one for each night"

    "Once you go yellow, you'll be a Pimp of a felllow"

    So, in the event the prior color is no longer available, please choose from one of our many color options above. You may choose more than one from each color as well, there is no color/infinite limit!

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    sweet, I hit all 3 colors and some. Where's my T shirt SC?


    By the way, now I am with a brown skin chica and I am never going back! She has the best characteristics of all the women.
    Last edited by abstrack; 08-22-2004 at 12:39 PM.
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    try a search for ana paula and pires(cant remember first name). thats the 2 hotties.

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    Start datin that chick, after about 2 yrs of sex everyday it'll go away alittle. Then after 3yrs you won't even want to touch her but you'll have your game and moves down pretty **** good to pimp with other girls

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    Quote Originally Posted by abstrack
    sweet, I hit all 3 colors and some. Where's my T shirt SC?

    I've a letter here from the lady in the "brown" category, indicating you did not successfully complete your mission w/her. T-shirt is packaged, but awaiting comfirmation of penetration without negotiation nor interrogation, only available on Playstation next to the plantation by the train station.

    Back with more local news........

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    naw the brown skin honey here is very satisfied. I'll leave it up for a sec then i have t take it down.
    Last edited by abstrack; 08-22-2004 at 01:21 PM.
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    T-shirt sent!



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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    I want some and I want it now and I want it BAD!!!

    **** my hands just aint cutting it anymore after a taste of the wet hole blah
    After 8 months, you don't want it so much

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    Quote Originally Posted by 63190
    After 8 months, you don't want it so much
    maybe so for you, but I know in my case that sh1t is not true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 63190
    After 8 months, you don't want it so much
    yea what in the chirst are u talking about!?

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    im horny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beernutz
    im horny
    lol tru dat bro, I don't think it ever goes away

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    Just pop the question and you can have all the stinky pinky that you want

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    Since you live in sweden you already have access to the hottest blonde bombshells anywhere on earth! my situation is different..I'm in NC and there are a ton of black chicks Lets work a deal? I'll trade you 4 sista's for one tall thick blonde/blue eyed babe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by abstrack
    maybe so for you, but I know in my case that sh1t is not true.
    Its been a year and half for me, i dont even remember what a boob feels like...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Philliagorillia
    Its been a year and half for me, i dont even remember what a boob feels like...
    just touch yourself anywhere

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    just touch yourself anywhere

    LMAO
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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    just touch yourself anywhere

    Mass hun...you could be a sweetheart and let him touch your man boobage!!!
    At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by purplelaceteddy
    Mass hun...you could be a sweetheart and let him touch your man boobage!!!
    k...soon as you take it out of your mouth

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    k...soon as you take it out of your mouth
    YEAH! Lemme get a gander at them big ol dirty pillows, your about a DD arent ya

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    k...soon as you take it out of your mouth

    well if i have to share......then ..ok...next time i'm biting...
    At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benches505
    Since you live in sweden you already have access to the hottest blonde bombshells anywhere on earth! my situation is different..I'm in NC and there are a ton of black chicks Lets work a deal? I'll trade you 4 sista's for one tall thick blonde/blue eyed babe.
    Deal

    I prefer brunettes anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    I prefer brunettes anyway
    Smart man!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Smart man!

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