08-23-2004, 10:36 PM #1
Two quick jokes I heard today.
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's Fuking Goofy."
Snow White saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran up behind him, knocked him flat on his back, and then sat on his face screaming, Lie to me! Lie to me!
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