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    Do women do this????

    So I am in the bathroom finishing up with the baby wipes and I find myself admiring my work before it goes down the drain. About this time, my wife walks in and gives me the "I cant believe I married your retarded azz" look. I know that many guys on here, whether admitting or not, have done the same thing. I started to think about if my wife or other women think the same thing to themselves as Mr. Hankie is being flushed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RATM
    So I am in the bathroom finishing up with the baby wipes and I find myself admiring my work before it goes down the drain. About this time, my wife walks in and gives me the "I cant believe I married your retarded azz" look. I know that many guys on here, whether admitting or not, have done the same thing. I started to think about if my wife or other women think the same thing to themselves as Mr. Hankie is being flushed?

    That was on Howard Stern one time ( This conversation ) And to be honest with you.. EVERYONE DOES THIS, including WOMAN!!

    Nest time your wife is using a Q-tip see if she looks at it before she throws it away

    Its human nature!

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    bwa hahaha. You're just stange, dude.

    Just kidding.

    I used to have this sexy little thing who worked for me. She married this dude who was a cop. He was 6'5" and on a ton of juice, just one big mofo. One day she comes to work pissed as hell, tells me she married a frikkin moron and can't take being in the same room with him anymore. Of course, I feel for her and want to help her any way possible, so I ask her if she wants to talk?

    She tells me theres nothing to talk about, it's just that she walked in on him while he was in the bathroom and he is SNIFFING THE TOILET PAPER before he flushed it (and after he wiped ). She asked him wtf he's doing and he tells her he has to do that because it tells him a lot about his body, diet, etc!

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    That is seriously too much ....

    Quote Originally Posted by elicotton
    bwa hahaha. You're just stange, dude.

    Just kidding.

    I used to have this sexy little thing who worked for me. She married this dude who was a cop. He was 6'5" and on a ton of juice, just one big mofo. One day she comes to work pissed as hell, tells me she married a frikkin moron and can't take being in the same room with him anymore. Of course, I feel for her and want to help her any way possible, so I ask her if she wants to talk?

    She tells me theres nothing to talk about, it's just that she walked in on him while he was in the bathroom and he is SNIFFING THE TOILET PAPER before he flushed it (and after he wiped ). She asked him wtf he's doing and he tells her he has to do that because it tells him a lot about his body, diet, etc!

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    whatever anyone says, EVERYONE looks at their logs before they flush it. its human nature!

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    lol evryone does

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    This is a ****-ty subject....

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    This thread is going down the toilet...

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    Proof reading the paper is a MUST before flushing. How can you tell if you're clean enough?

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    Sorry Maraxus, OG got ya on that one. Well done!!

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    You gotta look. You have to make sure there's nothing in their that isn't supposed to be. Like an undigested dbol tab. That's when I get out the rubber gloves ( just kidding).

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    It's like masturbation women will deny they do it but we know the truth.

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    So no one else sniffs the toilet paper after wiping? Not like I do it everytime but it happens...

    Its like I cant scratch my balls without sniffing my fingers afterwards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    So no one else sniffs the toilet paper after wiping? Not like I do it everytime but it happens...

    Its like I cant scratch my balls without sniffing my fingers afterwards.

    OK dude NO THAT'S SICK!! NEVER EVER DO I SNIFF THE ****ING TOILET PAPER!!

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    Does anyone here enjoy the smell of having real bad dihareea and the happy thought that the next ****er going into the toilett will suffer tremendously??

    THAT YOU ALL HAVE TO ENJOY GOD **** IT

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    Johan............... STOP IT YOU"RE SCARING ME!!!!!!!!!!

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    okok maby Im sic but nothing is more fun then to let loose a real **** stinker when around good buddies and se the horror on there faces when the smell hits them and its always a plesure to hear moans of disgust when a friend or family member walks into the bathroom after I have been there.

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    Okay that part I agree with but smelling toilet paper and enjoying the smell of a stinky shiat........I have concerns for your well being.

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    GOTTA LOVE STEROID .COM

    im guilty tho!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RATM
    ... About this time, my wife walks in and gives me the "I cant believe I married your retarded azz" look.
    oh man thats to much

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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    So no one else sniffs the toilet paper after wiping? Not like I do it everytime but it happens...

    Its like I cant scratch my balls without sniffing my fingers afterwards.

    OMG... I feel sick... Im all FLUSHED.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    OMG... I feel sick... Im all FLUSHED.
    so you dont even sniff your fingers after a ball scratch??

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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    so you dont even sniff your fingers after a ball scratch??

    Only if I haven't showered for 4 or 5 days.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    Only if I haven't showered for 4 or 5 days.

    darn tooten!!!!

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    the lounge has gotten pretty crude recently, and i like it. definetely has me laughing.

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    I hear ya MBH. I've always thought that everyone looks at it. But I was wondering if they ADMIRE it. Sometimes i wonder how my anus can create such beauty.

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    Did anyone else fart on their cupped hand and smell it when they were a little kid?

    Not sure if it was to sample my brand or to find out what other people had in store for them once it made it's way out and about.

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    I don't know if I can place all you freaks on my ignore list or not! Will the server hold this many? Hahahahahaha Let me guess, you guys rode the short bus to school didn't you? You're killing me here.....sorry but I don't sniff, touch or look at anything that leaves my body..............freaks! hahahahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by co2boi
    Did anyone else fart on their cupped hand and smell it when they were a little kid?

    Not sure if it was to sample my brand or to find out what other people had in store for them once it made it's way out and about.
    lol as a kid Im sure you still do it

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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    lol as a kid Im sure you still do it
    nah, I don't do it in my hand anymore, but I like to take a good wif before I let the window down in the car. Sometimes, when my wife is in the car with me, I lock the windows so she can't let hers down...

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    Quote Originally Posted by co2boi
    nah, I don't do it in my hand anymore, but I like to take a good wif before I let the window down in the car. Sometimes, when my wife is in the car with me, I lock the windows so she can't let hers down...
    that a boy. let them ****ers suffer from the smell

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    **** right. Unless I've gotten laid recently or planning on getting laid tonight...pay back is hell biatch

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    I can honestly say i dont watch my work before flushing, thats nasty and anyone that does it is worse then hitler

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    Quote Originally Posted by palme
    I can honestly say i dont watch my work before flushing, thats nasty and anyone that does it is worse then hitler
    Come on, Hitler?? I just got done staring at a log that resembled my ex wife.

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