your favorite line from a movie

[radar1234]

wasn't it "Airplane"??

my mistake.

[RATM]

wasn't it "Airplane"??

Yep.

[Cali]

You bob for apples in the toilet....and you LIKE it!!!!

[cb25]

You bob for apples in the toilet....and you LIKE it!!!!

ooh...this one is familiar...

sandlot? (random guess)

[NoobJuice]

Are we in Bat Country???

[DADDYDBOL]

'i really don't have a day job sir'

[Casanova33]

i don't know he goes from 2nd string punt team to starting dt in 1 year. better tell latimer that the ncaa is testing this saturday

who fought in the carthagenian (sp) war? i don't know detroit and chicago.

lets put the women and children to bed and go looking for supper.
If you haven't guessed yet theselines are from the program.

u like apples. well i got her number how do u like them apples-goodwill hunting

u play ball like a girl-sandlot

if anyone messes with project mayhem even you we gotta have his balls- fight club.

[wildcatslady]

' I have come here to chew bubble gum and to kick @ss and I am all out of bubble gum.' said by rody piper in They live.

[chances]

"There's no crying in basebal!!" - League of Their Own
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." - Princess Bride
"I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum." - On the Waterfront
"You hear me talkin' hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a **** sight. I'ma get medieval on yo a$$." - Pulp Fiction
"Excuse me while I whip this out." - Blazing Saddles
"Wendy? Darling? Light of my life?...I'm not going to hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm going to bash it right the f u c k in." - The Shining
"I just hate you and I hate your a$$ face." - Waiting for Guffman
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." - The Usual Suspects
"It's only wafer thin." - The Meaning of Life
"Bite my a$$ Krispy Kreme" - Erin Brockovich
"Aloha Mr. Hand." - Fast Times
"Using the whole fist doc?" - Fletch
"I love the smell of naplam in the morning." - Apocolypse Now
"Funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you?" - Good Fellas
"You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here." - Taxi Driver
"I do not, for one, think that the band was down. I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf." - This is Spinal Tap
"These go to 11." - This is Spinal Tap
"I have nipples Greg. Could you milk me?" - Meet the Parents
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the North, general of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emporer, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengence in this life or the next." - Gladiator
"I have one simple request and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads." - Austin Powers
"Game over man! Game over!" - Aliens
"Why don't you put her in charge!?" - Aliens

And some from the Godfather series:
"Fredo, you're my older brother and I love youm but don't ever take sides with anyone against the family. Ever." - Michael Corleone
"Look how they massacred my boy!" - Vito Corleone
"Leave the gun, take the cannolis." - Clemenza
"Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes." - Clemenza
"He taught me, Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." - Michael
"I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with his d i c k in his hands." - Sonny
"Fredo, you are nothing to me now. You're not a brother, you're not a friend. I don't want to know you or what you do. I don't want to see you at the hotels, I don't want you near my house. When you see our mother, I want to know a day in advance, so I won't be there." - Michael

Just a few of them...

chance

[LM600]

Guess this one.........

"Too small...? You could park a jumbo f*cking jet there Tyrone"

Snatch - quality flick

[LM600]

Pretty much anything from Joe Dirt - DANG!!!

[stillpoking]

"Now u's can't leave"

A Bronx Tale

[Philliagorillia]

"well are you going to do something, or just stand there and bleed" - tombstone

( i might have it wrong)



anything from fear and loathing in las vagas..

Go back a page i put a big one from fear and loathing....

[Philliagorillia]

Raoul Duke : You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.

Raoul Duke : There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

Raoul Duke : [Commenting on the song "One Toke Over the Line" playing on the radio] One toke, you fool!

Raoul Duke : Look, there's two women f ucking a polar bear.

Raoul Duke : A drug person can learn to handle such things as seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to deal with this trip.

Raoul Duke : We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

Narrator : Know your dope fiend. Your life may depend on it. You won't be able to see his eyes from tea shades, and his knuckles will be white from inner-tension, and, his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking-off when he can't find a rape victim.

Raoul Duke : I wouldn't dare go to sleep with you wandering around with a head full of acid, wanting to slice me up with that god**** knife.
Dr. Gonzo : Who said anything about slicing you up, man. I just wanted to cut a little Z in your forehead."

There is some Fear and Loathing for ya....

[hung-solo]

i cant believe i forgot these..

" i dont think so dave!!"-- emilio estevez-- young guns 2

" i'll make ya famous!"-- emilio estevez-- young guns 2

"it's not your gang, DAVE!!"-- emilio estevez-- young guns 2

"DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT COCKA DOODLE FUKKIN' DO??" -- young guns 1

[builtthekid]

yee pee ki yah motherfuc***.

[Cali]

ooh...this one is familiar...

sandlot? (random guess)

Yep~they go back and forth~finally ends with "You play ball like a GIRL!" and the other team all looks at each other like it was the kiss of death.

Watched Austin Powers last night~all I remember is "GET IN MY BELLY!"

[hung-solo]

Yep~they go back and forth~finally ends with "You play ball like a GIRL!" and the other team all looks at each other like it was the kiss of death.

Watched Austin Powers last night~all I remember is "GET IN MY BELLY!"

i have to ask cali, is that you in the avatar??

[Cali]

I wish~Anja Langer.


Is that you in yours?

[slizzut]

"Hey Griswold, where you gonna put a tree that big?"
"Why don't you bend over and i'll show you"

[hung-solo]

I wish~Anja Langer.


Is that you in yours?

hahaha, no its my twin. but i bet you are beautiful..

[Lobsterman]

My favorite Charles Bronson in Death Wish 2 one of the guys who raped his daughter holding a cross he say's You believe in Jesus ? Yes sir I do ,well you're gonna meet him,then shoots the ****er.Classic man

[Kärnfysikern]

a couple of good ones. Dont think I need to mention what movies they are from

"Il be back"

"Matrix: Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?
Sully: That's right, Matrix. You did!
Matrix: I lied."

"Douglas Quaid: If I am not me, den who da hell am I?"

"King Osric: There comes a time, thief, when the jewels cease to sparkle, when the gold loses its luster, when the throneroom becomes a prison, and all that is left is a father's love for his child."

"Conan: Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, and why we died. All that matters is that today, two stood against many. Valor pleases you, so grant me this one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, the HELL with you!"

"Mac: You're ghostin' us, mother fokaa! I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?"

"Billy: I'm scared Poncho.
Poncho: Bull****! You ain't afraid of no man!
Billy: There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man. We're all gonna die."

[Kärnfysikern]

Great lines from a great movie

"Gabriel : This war is mine!
Lucifer : Your war is arrogance. That makes it evil. And that's mine.
Gabriel : Lucifer. Sitting in your basement. Sulking about your breakup with the boss. You're nothing.
Lucifer : Time to come home, Gabriel. "

"Simon : I remember the First War. The way the sky burned, the faces of the angles destroyed. I saw a third of Heaven's legion banished and the creation of Hell. I stood with my brothers and watched Lucifer's Fall, but now my brothers are not brothers, and we have come here where we are mortal to steal the Dark Soul, not yet Lucifer's, to serve our Cause. I have always obeyed, but I never thought that War would happen again. "

"Gabriel : Simon, don't you remember when we fought together? When we threw down the renegades?
Simon : They wanted to be gods.
Gabriel : I don't want to be a god. I just want it back to the way it was when He loved us best. "

[houseofpain]

"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle." arnold (terminator)

[biglouie250]

"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle." arnold (terminator)

that one is great!
THE KING OF ALL ONE LINERS......

"I aint got time to bleed" Jesse the body in Predator

"If it bleeds we can kill it" Arnold in Predator

"I eat Green Berets for Breakfast and now im very hungry" Arnold in Commando

"Want me to drag him outside.....kick the $hit out of him?" Charlie Sheen in Major League

[Lady Legs]

this is killing me..... wheres this from princess??? (the only thing im thinkin of is Dirty dancing- but thats not it.....)

Yes it was from Dirty Dancing . At the end of the movie when Patrick S. walks into the dinner room. Right before he dances with Baby at the end.

I liked the quote from Lenerd (Gomer Pyle) in full metal jacket when he is in the head right before he kills the Sarg. When Joker tells him he is going to be in a world of Sh!t he says " I AM IN A WORLD A SH!T!!" lmao....

-LL

[hung-solo]

Yes it was from Dirty Dancing . At the end of the movie when Patrick S. walks into the dinner room. Right before he dances with Baby at the end.

I liked the quote from Lenerd (Gomer Pyle) in full metal jacket when he is in the head right before he kills the Sarg. When Joker tells him he is going to be in a world of Sh!t he says " I AM IN A WORLD A SH!T!!" lmao....

-LL

a girl that quotes from full metal jacket?? i love you! i love you! i love you! are you single?

[Juggernaut]

Danny : My wife left me. I was upset. I fell into a self-destructive pattern.

Parole Board Member #3 : If released, is it likely you'd fall back into a similar pattern?

Danny : She already left me once. I don't think she'd do it again just for kicks.

[TooSmall]

"Butch : You okay?
Marsellus : Naw man. I'm pretty ****in' far from okay.
Butch : What now?
Marsellus : What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a **** sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.
Butch : I meant what now between me and you?
Marsellus : Oh, that "what now." I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more. "

[TooSmall]

"Jules : What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett : What?
Jules : What country you from?
Brett : What?
Jules : "What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett : What?
Jules : ENGLISH, MOTHER****ER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett : Yes!
Jules : Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett : Yes!
Jules : Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett : What, I-?
Jules : [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, mother****er. Say "what" one more god**** time.
Brett : He's b-b-black...
Jules : Go on.
Brett : He's bald...
Jules : Does he look like a bitch?
Brett : What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules : DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett : No!
Jules : Then why you try to **** him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett : I didn't.
Jules : Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to **** him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be ****ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace. "

[Maraxus]

Danny : My wife left me. I was upset. I fell into a self-destructive pattern.

Parole Board Member #3 : If released, is it likely you'd fall back into a similar pattern?

Danny : She already left me once. I don't think she'd do it again just for kicks.

Is that from Raising Arizona?

[TooSmall]

last one

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. "

[TooSmall]

Is that from Raising Arizona?

oceans 11

[partyboynyc]

Is that from Raising Arizona?

ocean's eleven

[Maraxus]

Wow, thanks guys lol

[partyboynyc]

young girl:"Pa- Pa...."

young man: "say it bitch!"

young girl" Pa- Pa- Parrrrrr"

young man: (bitch slapping the young girl for kicks): "That's it! You're almost there sunshine!"

young girl: "Party!!Partyboooooooy"

young man:" thank you. now get out.cab fare is on the table"


anyone seen that one???

[Lady Legs]

a girl that quotes from full metal jacket?? i love you! i love you! i love you! are you single?

LOL Nope Married going on 10 years to Lord Humungous (off this board as well) and only reason why I know that movie so good is because he watches it every chance he gets..

But I do like it as well...
-LL

[Maraxus]

That was YOU!?!?

young girl:"Pa- Pa...."

young man: "say it bitch!"

young girl" Pa- Pa- Parrrrrr"

young man: (bitch slapping the young girl for kicks): "That's it! You're almost there sunshine!"

young girl: "Party!!Partyboooooooy"

young man:" thank you. now get out.cab fare is on the table"


anyone seen that one???

[partyboynyc]

That was YOU!?!?

i do cameos from time to time