GOD ****IT!! I FREAKIN POOPED IN MY PANTS AT WORK...again.
I freakin pooped myself at work again! God... i can't belive I shat myself! ****it!
It's the **** fish oil pills. I freakin take like 15 or so a day. It seems to be okay usually, but my poop usually smells fishy. Well anyway, the first time this happend i was at work, and I farted. I thought my ass cheeks felt a little to smooth when i walked, but i thought it was nothing since i just so happened to have shaved my ass the night before. So, i bent over to take some trash out,right....and I smell somethin....and i think "Hey, that kinda smells like fish oil. I must be sweating it out again. Oh darn, now i have to switch brands again" (Cuz the GNC version made my sweat fishy)
So, i carried on through my day, sitting down on my ass, not suspecting the squishyness below. Then, after several times of sitting on my fishy ass, i noticed that wet feeling that you feel when you have shiit yourself. Then i had an epiphany. All the times i bent down that day to take out trash and smelled fish, the wetness of my ass, i knew something was amiss...so i went to the bathroom as covertly as I could. As i pulled down my pants, the aroma hit me as if i had just walked into a seafood department at the food store. NOT COOL.
I wiped my ass, and behold the golden color of fish oil mixed with feces! The smell was repungent. I wiped up as much as i good as i can, and flushed it quiclkly and sprayed the room.
I shuve a few tissues in my crack to act as a maxy pad, and somehow survivd the rest of the day without anyone saying "do you smell something fishy?" The next shiit i took when i got home was disgusting. It smelled like a fish died in the bathroom. I looked in the toilet and it looked like someone had poured dirty canola oil in there, cuz the oil was floating at the top! Except it was brownish. Ewwwwww.
Then yesterday, i was taking a well deservred piss, and as I releaesed the pee, i felt my anal sphincter give way. it wanted to relax to aloow something to pass, but i wouldn't let it, so i tightend my anus, but that made my urine stream cuz off, (and you know how that burns), so i released a little, and tighted, then release, then tighted, and so on and so forth untill the bladder was just about empty. I knew something was up, so i wiped my ass... and sure enough.. bright colored brown oil. It looks like baby diarea. Nasty. Fortunetly i cought it early, and it didt stinck up my pants.
What a ****in inconvenince.
Anybody have this happen? I knew flaxseed was a laxative, but fish oil too? I guess it could, i mean it is oil, so basically it's like lubertcating your colon.