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08-26-2004, 10:05 AM #1Anabolic Member
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GOD ****IT!! I FREAKIN POOPED IN MY PANTS AT WORK...again.
I freakin pooped myself at work again! God... i can't belive I shat myself! ****it!
It's the **** fish oil pills. I freakin take like 15 or so a day. It seems to be okay usually, but my poop usually smells fishy. Well anyway, the first time this happend i was at work, and I farted. I thought my ass cheeks felt a little to smooth when i walked, but i thought it was nothing since i just so happened to have shaved my ass the night before. So, i bent over to take some trash out,right....and I smell somethin....and i think "Hey, that kinda smells like fish oil. I must be sweating it out again. Oh darn, now i have to switch brands again" (Cuz the GNC version made my sweat fishy)
So, i carried on through my day, sitting down on my ass, not suspecting the squishyness below. Then, after several times of sitting on my fishy ass, i noticed that wet feeling that you feel when you have shiit yourself. Then i had an epiphany. All the times i bent down that day to take out trash and smelled fish, the wetness of my ass, i knew something was amiss...so i went to the bathroom as covertly as I could. As i pulled down my pants, the aroma hit me as if i had just walked into a seafood department at the food store. NOT COOL.
I wiped my ass, and behold the golden color of fish oil mixed with feces! The smell was repungent. I wiped up as much as i good as i can, and flushed it quiclkly and sprayed the room.
I shuve a few tissues in my crack to act as a maxy pad, and somehow survivd the rest of the day without anyone saying "do you smell something fishy?" The next shiit i took when i got home was disgusting. It smelled like a fish died in the bathroom. I looked in the toilet and it looked like someone had poured dirty canola oil in there, cuz the oil was floating at the top! Except it was brownish. Ewwwwww.
Then yesterday, i was taking a well deservred piss, and as I releaesed the pee, i felt my anal sphincter give way. it wanted to relax to aloow something to pass, but i wouldn't let it, so i tightend my anus, but that made my urine stream cuz off, (and you know how that burns), so i released a little, and tighted, then release, then tighted, and so on and so forth untill the bladder was just about empty. I knew something was up, so i wiped my ass... and sure enough.. bright colored brown oil. It looks like baby diarea. Nasty. Fortunetly i cought it early, and it didt stinck up my pants.
What a ****in inconvenince.
Anybody have this happen? I knew flaxseed was a laxative, but fish oil too? I guess it could, i mean it is oil, so basically it's like lubertcating your colon.Last edited by AnabolicBoy1981; 08-26-2004 at 10:08 AM.
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08-26-2004, 10:09 AM #2
Thanks for sharing and being so graphic.
Try wearing diapers...
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08-26-2004, 10:10 AM #3Originally Posted by MBaraso
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08-26-2004, 10:10 AM #4
Lololol Lololol
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08-26-2004, 10:12 AM #5
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
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08-26-2004, 10:14 AM #6
Maybe you should try a small tampon!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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08-26-2004, 10:20 AM #7Originally Posted by MBaraso
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08-26-2004, 10:22 AM #8
I really havent laughed quite this hard in a while bro
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08-26-2004, 10:22 AM #9
i dont know what to say except...
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08-26-2004, 10:24 AM #10Originally Posted by AnabolicBoy1981
hahahahaha are you sure its not the protien shakes? but if it is the tabs i would def quit. flax oil is better anyway. baha hahaahahahha
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08-26-2004, 10:27 AM #11
SIR, Put down the supplements and back away slowly.
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08-26-2004, 11:48 AM #12Member
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LMAO!!
Last edited by Slick Arrado; 06-16-2005 at 09:53 AM.
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08-26-2004, 11:50 AM #13
Sure blame the omega3...
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08-26-2004, 11:51 AM #14
YOu dirty bastard.
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08-26-2004, 11:54 AM #15
I'm not gonna read it. I read the responses, and that was enough.
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08-26-2004, 11:55 AM #16
Sniff sniff...hey u guys smell somethin....
OG
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08-26-2004, 11:59 AM #17
I have to 2nd SV-1 on this one! ....I'm speachless! .... I.... have you tried...I can't! I can't do it! Sorry bro! Wow! LMFAOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Curious about 2 things...1) what kind of fish? and 2) you didn't describe the colors!?
LMFAO!!!!
SID
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08-26-2004, 12:33 PM #18
how many hours were you walking around with **** in your pants? Were you in a public place?
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08-26-2004, 12:42 PM #19Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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08-26-2004, 12:45 PM #20
Depends... they work
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08-26-2004, 12:46 PM #21
I keep coming back to this thread and laugh everytime, I might have to add this to my favorites so I can refer to it whenever I feel down
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08-26-2004, 12:50 PM #22Banned
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just about **** MY pants reading this!
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08-26-2004, 01:56 PM #23
I never get that from fish oil caps or from any oil at all..
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08-26-2004, 04:30 PM #24Anabolic Member
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Originally Posted by Prime
I remember the terror i felt in the bathroom when I realizr the magnitude of what was going on. I was in such utter helpless panic. I haven't felt that way since i overflowed the toilet after a massive diarea episode in 7th grade, but that's another story.
I was tryin to think of possible excuses if somebody noticed, and all i came up with was, that if i was asked why i smelled of fish, i would say that i had tuna for lunch and spilled it on my lap.
The problem with these dam oils is that sometimes your ass will leak the oils, and you won't even know it. Like after that episode, my ass leaked for a day after i stopped and I wasn't even aware half the time. I had to start randomly wiping my ass, and sure enough everytime....****in poopy oil on the tissue! God, if a had a cat should woulda been all over me that day. Hell, she woulda prolly tossed my salad and been in heaven.Last edited by AnabolicBoy1981; 08-26-2004 at 04:32 PM.
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08-26-2004, 04:34 PM #25Anabolic Member
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Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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08-26-2004, 04:38 PM #26
you know what?
I thought I was sick.
your ill. your really truly ill.
whose ass leaks? seriously?
unless? .... your playin for the "other" team.
yah, you do, if your goin on about gettin your salad tossed.
euglllhhhh
sick.
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08-26-2004, 05:07 PM #27
This happend to me once, when I was taking large amounts of flax seed oil.
When it happend to me, i thought i was going to give out some gas, but something oily came out.
I have never touched that **** again, not worth it.
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08-26-2004, 05:16 PM #28
LMAO Anal leakadge
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08-26-2004, 06:24 PM #29
LOOOOLLLLLLLL dang bro that sucks, maybe you should calm down with the fish oils
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08-26-2004, 06:32 PM #30
Anyone see Along Came Polly~he sharted....
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08-26-2004, 06:43 PM #31Associate Member
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Originally Posted by AnabolicBoy1981
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08-26-2004, 06:45 PM #32Junior Member
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bahahahahaaha, I got a good laugh out of that one
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08-26-2004, 06:48 PM #33Junior Member
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that sucks man, lol, but really . . you should keep that to yourself . . and yes, wear diapers from now on hahaha . . If you run into that problem again, you can quickly dispose of the contaminated diaper, and strap on a new one . . . your ****ting your pants man? what are you like 6?
I guess you aint gonna be eatin fish for awhile hey
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08-26-2004, 06:51 PM #34Member
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Originally Posted by SV-1
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08-26-2004, 06:54 PM #35
i think i can honestly say ive never sh-t myself. so i dont know whats wrong with you.... you might wanna try them adult diapers
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08-26-2004, 06:56 PM #36Originally Posted by Steroids101
And just because I posted a news article about an incest incident doesn't mean I'm into it.
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08-26-2004, 09:00 PM #37
sorry i had to bump this thread again...haha
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08-27-2004, 12:17 AM #38Associate Member
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You could be the first ever bodybuilder sponsored by Depends!
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08-27-2004, 01:02 AM #39
hahahahah, dude that is some funny sh**. I definitely know where u are coming from. I find myself sqeezing the old cheeks often at work hoping that only gas will come out, but every now and then u get a little hersheys syrup in the mix, ohh well boxer briefs are cheap enough. HAHAhhhaa
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08-27-2004, 04:58 AM #40alevok Guest
you are taking way too much fish oil caps.
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