Sing me a song.

**rambo** · 08-26-2004, 06:00 PM

Do it.

**Aboot** · 08-26-2004, 06:07 PM

Cold cooling at a ball
Looking for some action
But like Mick Jagger said
I can´t get no satisfaction.
The girls are all around
But none of them wanna get with me
My threads are fresh and I´m looking def
Yo, wassup with the l-o-c
The girls are all jocking
At the other end of the bar
having drinks with some no-name chump
When they know that I´m the star
So I got up and strolled over
To the other side of the cantina
I asked the guy, "why you so fly?"
He said "funky cold medina".

This brother told me a secret
On how to get more chicks
put a little medina in your glass
And the girls´ll come real quick
It´s better than any alcohol
Or afrodesiac
A couple of sips of this love potion and she´ll be on your lap
So I gave some to my dog, when he began to big
And then he licked his bowl and he looked at me
And did the wild thing on my leg
He used to scratch and bite me
Before he was much much meaner
But now all the poodles run to my house for the funky coldmedina.

You know what I´m saying
I got every dog in my neighborhood breaking down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Strolls
They won´t leave my dog alone with that medina thing.

I went up to this girl
She said "Hi my name is Sheela"
I thought she´d be good to go with a little funk cold medina,
she said "I´d like a drink", I said "ok, I´ll go get it"
And then a couple of sips, she cold licked her lips and I knewthat she was
with it
So I took her to my crib
and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed it was big old mess
Sheela was a man
So I threw him out
I don´t fool around with no Oscar Meyer weiner
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the funky coldmedina.

You know,
Ain´t no plans with a man,
This is the 80s and I´, down the ladies,
Break it down,
Back in the saddle, looking for a little affection
I took a shot, I thought I´d test it on the Love Connection
The audience guests voted, and you know, they picked a winner
I took my date to the Hilton ford
medina had some dinner
She had a few drinks, I´m thinking soon what I´d be getting,
But that´s when she starting talking ´bout plans for a wedding,
I said "wait, slow down love, not so fast, I´ll be seeing ya",
That´swhy I found you don´t play around with the funky coldmedina.

You know what I´m saying
That medina´s a monster y´all.

**max-it** · 08-26-2004, 06:07 PM

straight outa compton...

**cb25** · 08-26-2004, 06:11 PM

Originally Posted by animal-inside

"your the piano man. Sing me a song tonight........"

****, that's what i was going to say!

**Z-Ro** · 08-26-2004, 06:18 PM

"i love you, you love me, were a AR family"

**mass junkie** · 08-26-2004, 06:33 PM

Originally Posted by Z-Ro

"i love you, you love me, were a AR family"

with a fridge full of slin and a syringe full of test
wont you say you love me best

**BOUNCER** · 08-26-2004, 06:37 PM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

with a fridge full of slin and a syringe full of test
wont you say you love me best

Mr Slin, Slin, Mr golden Slin... Please pack the pounds on meeeeeee

**Jdawg50** · 08-26-2004, 06:39 PM

I like to eat, I like to eat, I like to eat eat a-bombs and Dbols
I like to eat, I like to eat, I like to eat eat E-bombs and Ebols
I like to eat, I like to eat, I like to eat eat I-bombs and Ibols
I like to eat, I like to eat, I like to eat eat O-bombs and Obols
I like to eat, I like to eat, I like to eat eat U-bombs and Ubols
I like to eat, I like to eat, I like to eat eat Y-bombs and Y-bols

**OGPackin** · 08-26-2004, 06:40 PM

I have smelly farts oh i have smelly farts...

OG

**SMYL_GR8** · 08-26-2004, 06:41 PM

Alright stop, collaborate and listen. . . (come on, you still have the CD somewhere)

**cb25** · 08-26-2004, 06:44 PM

Originally Posted by SMYL_GR8

Alright stop, collaborate and listen. . . (come on, you still have the CD somewhere)

Ice is back with a brand new invention!
Somethin...grabs ahold of me tightly
flow like a harpoon, daily and nightly
will it ever stop (no!)
I don't know
turn off the lights, and i'll glow

to the extreme i rock a mic like a vandal
light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle

all from memory baby...i could keep going

**Maraxus** · 08-26-2004, 06:56 PM

Oompa loompa doopadee doo
you be nice or Mass come for you.

**rambo** · 08-26-2004, 07:02 PM

With your feet in the air and your head on the ground,
Try this trick and spin it,
YEAH.
Your head will collapse,
But there's nothing in it,
And you'll ask yourself....

**Steroids101** · 08-26-2004, 07:06 PM

Lean back.

**Maraxus** · 08-26-2004, 07:11 PM

Lean Back Lean Back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~

2 All My Peepz In The Ny Lean Back Adn Hussle Da Game

Hollaz Back Lean Back Lean Back Lean Back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Steroids101** · 08-26-2004, 07:14 PM

Yall know da deal son Lean back, lean back

What the hell ever happened to that guy anyways?

**rambo** · 08-26-2004, 07:16 PM

You two get out of my thread.

**DADDYDBOL** · 08-26-2004, 08:04 PM

its a wonderful day in the neighborhood, won't you be mine, won't you be my neighbor

**cb25** · 08-26-2004, 08:06 PM

To the windooooooow
To the wall.

Just cause i know you love that song rambo...just for you

**Da Bull** · 08-26-2004, 08:09 PM

Originally Posted by rambo

You two get out of my thread.

bwahahahahahahahaha

**Lozgod** · 08-26-2004, 08:45 PM

Originally Posted by cb25

Ice is back with a brand new invention!
Somethin...grabs ahold of me tightly
flow like a harpoon, daily and nightly
will it ever stop (no!)
I don't know
turn off the lights, and i'll glow

to the extreme i rock a mic like a vandal
light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle

all from memory baby...i could keep going

Rollin in my 5 point 0...
Put my rag top down so my hair can blow...
girlies on stand bye waiting to just to say hi...
did you stop??? hell no I just drove by....
kept on persuing to the next block....
I bust a left and Im heading to the next block....
that block was dead yo so I continue to....
A1A (Mass and Vanilla Ice hung out there) East One Avenue...

someone else continue.....

**rambo** · 08-26-2004, 09:13 PM

Originally Posted by cb25

To the windooooooow
To the wall.

Just cause i know you love that song rambo...just for you

Next time we're both back in AZ, I'll repay you for that comment by letting the "sweat drip down ma bawls."

**Red Ketchup** · 08-26-2004, 09:14 PM

Originally Posted by rambo

Do it.

Ah crap, you had to reming me of the "do-it" dude from Starsky & Hutch

Well, to remain on topic, heres Rodneys best!

Dear Penis,
I don't think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all u do is stare at the floor.
Oh dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.

It used to be you and me,
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed,
I think that your the one to blame.
Dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.

Now he sings,

Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like you anymore,
'Cause when u get to drinkin'
You put me places I've never been before.
Dear Rodney,
I dont like you anymore.

Why can't we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever.
Dear Penis,
I think I like you after all.

Oh and Rodney,
While yer shavin',
Shave my balls.

**Z-Ro** · 08-26-2004, 09:38 PM

Originally Posted by rambo

You two get out of my thread.

LOL

**juicehoe** · 08-26-2004, 09:50 PM

The sweet golden nectar... its oh so sweet.

Originally Posted by BOUNCER

Mr Slin, Slin, Mr golden Slin... Please pack the pounds on meeeeeee

**Philliagorillia** · 08-26-2004, 09:53 PM

Suche gut gebauten Achtzehn- bis Dreißigjährigen zum Schlachten
Der Metzgermeister

Heute treff ich einen Herrn
Der hat mich zum Fressen gern
Weiche Teile und auch harte
stehen auf der Speisekarte

Denn du bist
was du isst
und ihr wisst
was es ist

Es ist mein Teil – nein
Mein Teil – nein
Denn das ist mein Teil – nein
Mein Teil – nein

Die stumpfe Klinge – gut und recht
Ich blute stark und mir ist schlecht
Muss ich auch mit der Ohnmacht kämpfen
ich esse weiter unter Krämpfen

Ist doch so gut gewürzt
und so schön flambiert
und so liebevoll auf Porzellan serviert
Dazu ein guter Wein und zarter Kerzenschein
Ja da lass ich mir Zeit
Etwas Kultur muss sein

Denn du bist
was du isst
und ihr wisst
was es ist

Es ist mein Teil – nein
Mein Teil – nein
Denn das ist mein Teil – nein
Yes it's mein Teil – nein

Ein Schrei wird zum Himmel fahren
schneidet sich durch Engelscharen
Vom Wolkendach fällt Federfleisch
auf meine Kindheit mit Gekreisch

Es ist mein Teil – nein
Mein Teil – nein
Denn das ist mein Teil – nein
Mein Teil – nein

Hope ya like Rammstein!

**tonytone** · 08-26-2004, 10:00 PM

I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
and a round thing in your face, you get sprung.........

**Cali** · 08-26-2004, 10:36 PM

Originally Posted by tonytone36

I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
and a round thing in your face, you get sprung.........

Thanks to Shrek I hear this all the time~my six yr old loves it!

**Dude-Man** · 08-26-2004, 11:33 PM

put me in your feelings, treat me to your love.
put me in your feelings, oh what feelings i'm singing from.

I broke into your home in late 2002.
I ran off with your TV but was wishing it was you.
Sometimes i hate the things i have to do......

put me in your feelings, treat me to your love.
put me in your feelings, oh what feelings i'm singing from.

If i had 100 dollars, would you think i'm smart?
Would you hold me by the hand, and kiss me on the heart (ohahhhaaa)
would you even introduce me to the arts?

put me in your feelings, treat me to your love.
put me in your feelings, oh what feelings i'm singing from.

***SV-1*** · 08-27-2004, 01:28 AM

Ya soshla s uma, ya soshla s uma
Mne nuzha ona, mne nuzha ona
Ya soshla s uma, ya soshla s uma
Mne nuzha ona, mne nuzha ona

YA SO-SHLA S U-MA

Menya polnostyu net
Absolyutno vser'ez
Situastsiya help
Situastsiya SOS

Ya sebya ne pojmu
Ty otkuda vzyalas
Pochemu, pochemu?
Na tebya povelas

Vyklyuchaestsya svet
Ya keuda - to lechu
Bez tebya menya net
Nichego ne khogu

Eto medlennyj yad
Eto svodit s uma
A oni govoryat - vinovata sama
A oni govoryat - vinovata sama

Ya soshla s uma, ya soshla s uma
Mne nuzha ona, mne nuzha ona
Ya soshla s uma, ya soshla s uma
Mne nuzha ona, mne nuzha ona

YA SO-SHLA S U-MA
MNE NU-ZHA 0-NAAAA

Bez tebya ya ne ya
Bez tebya menya net
A oni govoryat
Govoryat et bred

Eta solnechnye yad
Zolotye luchi
A oni govoryat
Nado srochno lechit

Ya khotela zabyt do upora I vniz
Ya schtala stolby I Rusteryannykh ptits
Bez tebya menya net, otpyasti otpyasti
Do ugla po stene mama-papa prosti...

Ya soshla s uma, ya soshla s uma
Mne nuzha ona, mne nuzha ona
Ya soshla s uma, ya soshla s uma
Mne nuzha ona, mne nuzha ona

Raz, dva posle pyati
Mama papa prosti
Ya so-shla s u-ma

Raz, dva posle pyati
Mama papa prosti
Ya so-shla s u-ma

Ya soshla s uma, ya soshla s uma
Mne nuzha ona, mne nuzha ona
Ya soshla s uma, ya soshla s uma
Mne nuzha ona, mne nuzha ona

Ya soshla s uma, ya soshla s uma
Ya soshla s uma, ya soshla s uma...

**UnNaturalBuff** · 08-27-2004, 01:38 AM

Do do do do do dora, do do do do do dora.
Do do do do do dora, dora the explorer.

I have a three yrld daughter and she's got that **** song stuck in my head

**rambo** · 08-27-2004, 01:44 AM

Originally Posted by chrisAdams

put me in your feelings, treat me to your love.
put me in your feelings, oh what feelings i'm singing from.

I broke into your home in late 2002.
I ran off with your TV but was wishing it was you.
Sometimes i hate the things i have to do......

put me in your feelings, treat me to your love.
put me in your feelings, oh what feelings i'm singing from.

If i had 100 dollars, would you think i'm smart?
Would you hold me by the hand, and kiss me on the heart (ohahhhaaa)
would you even introduce me to the arts?

put me in your feelings, treat me to your love.
put me in your feelings, oh what feelings i'm singing from.

I'd venture and say that was Folds. But the song is apparently un-Googlable. Who is it?

kc · 08-27-2004, 06:21 AM

heard this song on the way to work this morning.....lets see how well I do from memory.......

Lets get it crunk we gon have fun
Up on in this dance for me
We got ya open now ya floatin
So you gots to dance for me
Dont need no hateration holleratin
In this dance for me
Lets get it percolatin while you’re waiting
So just dance for me

Come on everybody get on up
Cause you know we gots to get it crunk
Mary j is in the spot tonight
I’m gonna make ya feel alright
Come on baby just party with me
Let loose and set your project free
Leave your situations at the door
So when you step inside jump on the floor

allright...thats all i got

**Steroids101** · 08-27-2004, 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by rambo

You two get out of my thread.

Anuda hata pshhh

yall now da deal son

lean back

**juicehoe** · 08-27-2004, 08:12 PM

Thats good since its a song to live by. Well at least i do

Originally Posted by Cali

Thanks to Shrek I hear this all the time~my six yr old loves it!

**Soldier of Misfortune** · 08-27-2004, 08:24 PM

I Can't Remember Anything
Can't Tell If this Is True or Dream
Deep down Inside I Feel to Scream
this Terrible Silence Stops Me
Now That the War Is Through with Me
I'm Waking up I Can Not See
That There Is Not Much Left of Me
Nothing Is Real but Pain Now

Hold My Breath as I Wish for Death
Oh Please God,wake Me

Back in the Womb its Much Too Real
in Pumps Life That I must Feel
but Can't Look Forward to Reveal
Look to the Time When I'll Live
Fed Through the Tube That Sticks in Me
Just like a Wartime Novelty
Tied to Machines That Make Me Be
Cut this Life off from Me

Hold My Breath as I Wish for Death
Oh Please God,wake Me

Now the World Is Gone I'm Just One
Oh God,help Me Hold My Breath as I Wish for Death
Oh Please God Help Me

Darkness

Imprisoning Me
All That I See
Absolute Horror
I Cannot Live
I Cannot Die
Trapped in Myself
Body My Holding Cell

Landmine

Has Taken My Sight
Taken My Speech
Taken My Hearing
Taken My Arms
Taken My Legs
Taken My Soul
Left Me with Life in Hell

**decadbal** · 08-27-2004, 09:24 PM

make my old memories come alive take me away and turn back the years...

**Dude-Man** · 08-28-2004, 11:11 PM

Originally Posted by rambo

I'd venture and say that was Folds. But the song is apparently un-Googlable. Who is it?

It's an original.

**Animal Cracker** · 08-29-2004, 05:33 AM

Originally Posted by cb25

****, that's what i was going to say!

Me too!

**drdeath613** · 08-29-2004, 09:00 AM

Risin up
back on the street
did my time took my chances
went the distance now I'm back on my feet
just a man and his will to survive
so many times
it happens too fast
you trade your passion for glory
don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
you must fight just to keep them alive

It's the eye of the tiger
its the cream of the fight
risin up to the challenge of our rivals
and the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
and he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger

Face to face
out in the heat
hanging tough
stayin hungry
the stack the odds still we take to the street
for the kill with the skill to survive...

It's the eye of the tiger
its the cream of the fight
risin up to the challenge of our rivals
and the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
and he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger

Risin up
straight to the top
had the guts got the glory
went the distance now I'm not gonna stop
just a man and his will to survive

It's the eye of the tiger
its the cream of the fight
risin up to the challenge of our rivals
and the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
and he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger

The eye of the tiger......