Nearly punched out a old lady
I was trying to pay park on the side of the road by my work, as I was doing so there was this old jeweled up lady in a huge white boat caddy, who rolls up and says ... "are you parkin there ??
I said yes and finished off, and she goes there is enough room can you move up so I can fit my fat ass boat in behind you?
I being Mr.nice guy said yah.
reluctantly she got in place and it was pretty tight. I wasn't feelin to good about it and a couple hours passed by and I went outside to move it on break.
As I was going out, there she was this fat, jeweled up new caddy drivin classic Jerry seinfelds mom tryin to get out ...and like I said it was tight.
So, as I am walking up I see her bump my car, I lost it and started to run over there, she fricken hammered the gas and took off like a maniac !!
I chased after her down the street, but since I'm pretty blind, I couldnt get her plate number.
I swear if I ever see that lady again, she's dead and her caddy is dead, her little dog is dead, her neighbours are dead, her fricken house is dead.....
all in all, just pretty pissed that, thats the kind of thanks I get for letting her "squeeze in" ... NEVER AGAIN. I dont care if someone is on fire and needs to park to get in the hospital.
all in all though .. just a little scuff on the bumper from the pressure, ooooo lucky me !!
BIATCH
just had to vent.