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    Sexually Frustrated!

    Man, I need to vent.

    The last time me and my girl did the dirty was last Sunday. We've both been on opposite schedules all week and the times we have seen eachother, we didn't have the chance to get things on. She came to my hockey game and another time she brought her 10 year old brother along with us.

    Anyways, her cousin's came down from BC today and she asked if we could take them out. I said no problem. I hadn't seen her in a few days so I meet up with her and her cousin and she has this BANGIN' tight dress on that's low cut and showing a hell of a lot of leg. Drove me crazy. It was one of those dresses that was paper-thin, so I could feel every groove of her body.

    We start dancin' grindin' on the dance floor in the corner and now I'm horny as f*ck. I tell her, "Let's go to the car", she goes, "Baby, I can't. Not in front of my cousins, I can't just leave them here." I understood so we stayed at the club.

    I kept talkin' dirty to her and then she says screw it, let's hit the car. She tells her cousin that we're going for a walk and to call me when he's done in the club.

    So we make a move for my car and I start lookin' for a safe spot for a quickie. As SOON as I find a spot, ring-mother-f*ckin'-ring. My phone goes off. It's her cousin sayin' he left the club with his friends.

    The ****tiest part was that I was watchin' my girl take her underwear off and that **** drove me nuts. As soon as my phone rang, she started putting it back on.

    Inside I was furious. Haha...furious all right. I wanted some sex man.

    So she says, "Sorry honey, I can suck it a little bit while we drive there?" but I said "Noooo" 'cause that's just gonna make it worse! I was bitter inside brothers...biiiittteeeer.

    On the car ride to pick her cousin up, we're trying to find a mutually convenient time to get it on, and it seems like the only time is going to be either Sunday or Monday, which really sucks the bag.

    I gotta go out with them again tomorrow night and I know for a fact my girl is gonna wear something skin tight and sexafied. I like it, but at the same time it's too much right now.

    I'm sexually frustrated to the point where even "self abusing" isn't cutting it. Man...Only a few more days...I can do it...

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    that just made me horny.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoNNy THe BuLL
    Man, I need to vent.

    The last time me and my girl did the dirty was last Sunday. We've both been on opposite schedules all week and the times we have seen eachother, we didn't have the chance to get things on. She came to my hockey game and another time she brought her 10 year old brother along with us.

    Anyways, her cousin's came down from BC today and she asked if we could take them out. I said no problem. I hadn't seen her in a few days so I meet up with her and her cousin and she has this BANGIN' tight dress on that's low cut and showing a hell of a lot of leg. Drove me crazy. It was one of those dresses that was paper-thin, so I could feel every groove of her body.

    We start dancin' grindin' on the dance floor in the corner and now I'm horny as f*ck. I tell her, "Let's go to the car", she goes, "Baby, I can't. Not in front of my cousins, I can't just leave them here." I understood so we stayed at the club.

    I kept talkin' dirty to her and then she says screw it, let's hit the car. She tells her cousin that we're going for a walk and to call me when he's done in the club.

    So we make a move for my car and I start lookin' for a safe spot for a quickie. As SOON as I find a spot, ring-mother-f*ckin'-ring. My phone goes off. It's her cousin sayin' he left the club with his friends.

    The ****tiest part was that I was watchin' my girl take her underwear off and that **** drove me nuts. As soon as my phone rang, she started putting it back on.

    Inside I was furious. Haha...furious all right. I wanted some sex man.

    So she says, "Sorry honey, I can suck it a little bit while we drive there?" but I said "Noooo" 'cause that's just gonna make it worse! I was bitter inside brothers...biiiittteeeer.

    On the car ride to pick her cousin up, we're trying to find a mutually convenient time to get it on, and it seems like the only time is going to be either Sunday or Monday, which really sucks the bag.

    I gotta go out with them again tomorrow night and I know for a fact my girl is gonna wear something skin tight and sexafied. I like it, but at the same time it's too much right now.

    I'm sexually frustrated to the point where even "self abusing" isn't cutting it. Man...Only a few more days...I can do it...

    Just cut it off....no pain no gain....

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    Lmao!!

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    I have no pity for you, i havent boned a chick in a year nad a half now, i dont even remeber what it feels like anymore. Im gonna go crazy if i dont get a new chick soon....

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    Quote Originally Posted by KeyMastur
    that just made me horny.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by KeyMastur
    that just made me horny.....


    Ronny... it's been longer for me.. so fuk you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoNNy THe BuLL
    Man, I need to vent.

    The last time me and my girl did the dirty was last Sunday. We've both been on opposite schedules all week and the times we have seen eachother, we didn't have the chance to get things on. She came to my hockey game and another time she brought her 10 year old brother along with us.

    Anyways, her cousin's came down from BC today and she asked if we could take them out. I said no problem. I hadn't seen her in a few days so I meet up with her and her cousin and she has this BANGIN' tight dress on that's low cut and showing a hell of a lot of leg. Drove me crazy. It was one of those dresses that was paper-thin, so I could feel every groove of her body.

    We start dancin' grindin' on the dance floor in the corner and now I'm horny as f*ck. I tell her, "Let's go to the car", she goes, "Baby, I can't. Not in front of my cousins, I can't just leave them here." I understood so we stayed at the club.

    I kept talkin' dirty to her and then she says screw it, let's hit the car. She tells her cousin that we're going for a walk and to call me when he's done in the club.

    So we make a move for my car and I start lookin' for a safe spot for a quickie. As SOON as I find a spot, ring-mother-f*ckin'-ring. My phone goes off. It's her cousin sayin' he left the club with his friends.

    The ****tiest part was that I was watchin' my girl take her underwear off and that **** drove me nuts. As soon as my phone rang, she started putting it back on.

    Inside I was furious. Haha...furious all right. I wanted some sex man.

    So she says, "Sorry honey, I can suck it a little bit while we drive there?" but I said "Noooo" 'cause that's just gonna make it worse! I was bitter inside brothers...biiiittteeeer.

    On the car ride to pick her cousin up, we're trying to find a mutually convenient time to get it on, and it seems like the only time is going to be either Sunday or Monday, which really sucks the bag.

    I gotta go out with them again tomorrow night and I know for a fact my girl is gonna wear something skin tight and sexafied. I like it, but at the same time it's too much right now.

    I'm sexually frustrated to the point where even "self abusing" isn't cutting it. Man...Only a few more days...I can do it...

    this is what u do.... u tell her either she gives u some now, or u will get it elsewhere.... it worked for me!

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    Oh man. I gotta tell you, as horny as I was, I didn't do nothin' to myself before I went to bed. Yep. No jerkin' nothin'. Don't ask why, but I didn't.

    Today when I woke up, my **** was so hard it actually hurt.

    My woman called me up this morning and asked if I was going to come out with her and her cousins again tonight, I said I'm gonna have to pass because I just can't take the teasin'.

    Before I hung up, I told her to hook up with me when she's "alone" so I can ravage her. She got excited. I'm excited. Whaaat the hell. I never knew that being this sexually frustrated would make me feel so powerless.

    Haha...

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    ****, and what kinda killed it last night was that she told me she left the club because her Ex showed up. So this posed a problem with me...

    I asked her if she left the club because she wanted to get it on or because he showed up. She said both. Kinda pissed me off, but I'm not perfect so I said **** it. It's not worth getting upset over.

    I told her that next time she has to wear that same dress and the same heels and that she's gotta keep the heels on and let me hike that dress up a little bit. That's some kinky ****.

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    been about an hour for me.. nothing better than wake up sex..

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    pussy has the power to turn even the toughest men into little bitches. get a cycle slut. that way u konw u always got some on the backburner

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    Well ****, it's now Saturday morning at 3:30am and no sex tonight either.

    I met up with the girly and her cousin again after work, we went to the Casino and then some coffee shop. Ain't nowhere near having sex. And I doubt I'll be jamming her tomorrow night either.

    I'm very, very frustrated. The ****ty thing is she's due for her period any day now. Which means another week of no sex. BJ's are good, but I want some humping action.

    I just thought I'd continue my venting.

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    Woo. I hate to bring this thread back, but I had sex last night. It was a real good 5 minutes worth, but atleast I had it.

    The ****ty thing is that now I want it all the time again. All the time. Allll the tiiime.

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    Do it like the rest of us do........Beat it with some KY warming liquid.......mmm mmm good....

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoNNy THe BuLL
    Woo. I hate to bring this thread back, but I had sex last night. It was a real good 5 minutes worth, but atleast I had it.

    The ****ty thing is that now I want it all the time again. All the time. Allll the tiiime.
    God, what the hell were you like while on AAS? I dread to think. Dry humping the grannies at the bustop etc?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prime
    God, what the hell were you like while on AAS? I dread to think. Dry humping the grannies at the bustop etc?
    No man, I had a few steady booty calls I would frequent.

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    Dude, you need to learn to enjoy rubbin one out once in a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Philliagorillia
    I have no pity for you, i havent boned a chick in a year nad a half now, i dont even remeber what it feels like anymore. Im gonna go crazy if i dont get a new chick soon....
    You should donate your penis to someone who will get some use out of it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Philliagorillia
    I have no pity for you, i havent boned a chick in a year nad a half now, i dont even remeber what it feels like anymore. Im gonna go crazy if i dont get a new chick soon....
    You married too? I'm only kidding. Mark

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blown_SC


    Ronny... it's been longer for me.. so fuk you...
    yeah ditto! jerk! hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by mfenske
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