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08-28-2004, 09:11 AM #1
Just bought a new lexus for my Mom..
I bought for my mom a new Lexus LS400, and she returned the next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!"
The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the
speakers.
My Mom drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd
say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said,
"Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid them.
"ASSHOLES!" she yelled.......
The French National Anthem began to play, sung by the Dixie Chicks,
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08-28-2004, 09:12 AM #2
nice lol
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08-28-2004, 09:16 AM #3
So lame Spy.
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08-28-2004, 09:18 AM #4
good one! Got that in an email..loved it!
Good choice Spy!
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08-28-2004, 09:25 AM #5
lmao
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08-28-2004, 09:34 AM #6
that's awesome...
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08-28-2004, 12:22 PM #7
pretty humorous
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08-28-2004, 01:01 PM #8Originally Posted by SV-1
agreed.
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08-28-2004, 01:07 PM #9Member
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haha, lame...
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08-30-2004, 10:00 AM #10Member
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Funny....mostly. :spudniklu
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08-30-2004, 10:06 AM #11
har har
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08-30-2004, 10:31 AM #12
I found it most entertaining!!
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08-30-2004, 10:41 AM #13Originally Posted by tryingtogetbig
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08-30-2004, 11:23 AM #14Originally Posted by Decadbal
why thank you young lad!
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