Originally Posted by Gaucho77
First, let me give you a little background on this incident. At about 10pm, 2 buddies and I go walking down the local strip on the way to the party that was planned for that night. We pick up the usual, three cubes of Natty Ice, and head to the party. We get there, and the place is just crammed full of people. Probably a 2,000 square foot house with 100-150 people in the area, some in the yard, some inside, some in the street. There were probably about 5-6 kegs there and 3 booze luges, so everybody was pretty smashed. About 2 hours into the party I get a phone call from one of my buddies who was at the party with me, and all I can hear is hysterical laughter, and him trying to squeeze out the words, come upstairs. I gather up my other buddy and go upstairs to check it out. At the top of the stairs my friend is waiting for me, keeled over in laughter. He leads us to the bathroom where we encounter one of the most hideous pukoopings I have ever seen. For those of you who don't know what a pukooping is, its when a drunk person goes into a bathroom with the intent to take a dump, but after sitting down on the pot realizes they have to puke, so they stand up, turn around, and puke in the toilet, but also, accidentally, **** at the same time because they just let loose of their bodies to expel the vomit. Well let me tell you, this pukooping was hideous. The toilet was in a little alcove, so when the kid bent over to puke in the toilet, he sh!t all over this wall, which ricocheted back all over him. It was truly a disgusting sight. The sh!t radius on the wall was enormous, and it was all over him too. After his pukoop, he just passed out on the floor. I was also keeled over in laughter at this point, and being in the drunke state I was, I decided to do something. I had my friend break out his video camera and documet the scene, as I went out of the house, over to the Qwest Telephone company truck I had seen on the way in, and removed one of their protective suits from the back of the truck. One of these suits covers all of you, complete with booties, gloves, and a separate helmet. I looked like one of those government agents from ET, only in bright orange. My friend videotaped me coming up the stairs in the suit, entering the bathroom, and covering this kid completely in toilet paper, I mean he was completely covered. It looked as if he was in a cucoon. After our filming was completed we went and watched our documentary on the tv in the house we were in, all the guests got a real rise out of it, except for the owner who realized it was his bathroom, and immediately vanished upstairs to deal with the disaster. All in all it was a great party.
