Anyone here remember Abbot and Costello..

[BOUNCER]

I thought this was hilarious and had to pass it along here..


Those of us who remember Abbott & Costello and their comedy routine might
appreciate the following:

Abbott: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

Costello: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den, and I'm thinking about
buying a computer.

Abbott: Mac?

Costello: No, the names Lou.

Abbott: Your computer.

Costello: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

Abbott: Mac?

Costello: I told you. My name is Lou.

Abbott: What about windows?

Costello: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

Abbott: Do you want a computer with Windows?

Costello: I don't know. What will I see when I look in the window?

Abbott: Wallpaper.

Costello: Never mind the Windows. I need a computer and software.

Abbott: Software for Windows?

Costello: No! On the computer! I need something to write proposals, track
expenses and run my business. What have you got?

Abbott: Office.

Costello: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

Abbott: I just did.

Costello: You just did what?

Abbott; Recommend something.

Costello: You recommended something?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: For my office?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: O.K. What did you recommend for my office?

Abbott: Office.

Costello: Yes, for my office.

Abbott: I recommend office with windows.

Costello: I already have an office and it has windows! O.K., let's just say I'm
sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal.
What do I need?

Abbott; Word.

Costello: What word.

Abbott: Word in Office.

Costello: The only word in office is office.

Abbott: The Word in office for Windows.

Costello: Which word in office for windows?

Abbott: The Word you get when you click on the blue "W".

Costello: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight
answers. Costello: What word?

Abbott: The Word in Office for Windows.

Costello: But there's three words in "office for windows"!

Abbott: No, just one, but it's the most popular Word in the world.

Costello: It is?

Abbott: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words left. It pretty much
wiped out all the other Words out there.

Costello: Stop! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping? You
have anything I can track my money with?

Abbott: Money.

Costello: I need money to track my money?

Abbott: It comes bundled in your computer

Costello: What comes bundled in my computer?

Abbott: Money.

Costello; Money comes with my computer?

Abbott; Yes, No extra charge.

Costello: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

Abbott: One copy.

Costello: Isn't it illegal to copy money?

Abbott: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

Costello: They can give you a license to copy money?

Abbott: Why not? They own it!


(Later)

[Juggernaut]

I hadn't seen this before. Good one, I like it. Helps that I'm a huge fan of A & C....loved all their movies.

[Blown_SC]

Sheit.. I'm 19 and even I remember

[decadbal]

blown dont remember, hes tryin to fit in with us adults..

[Blown_SC]

blown dont remember, hes tryin to fit in with us adults..

Fuk u bitch.. I used to watch it on TV Land..

[singern]

Classic, but Ive been a Baaaaaaaaddddd Booooyyyyy.

[allsaucedup]

blown dont remember, hes tryin to fit in with us adults..

he probably does remember it he is in canada they are about 30 years behind us

[Blown_SC]

he probably does remember it he is in canada they are about 30 years behind us

I was watchin TV Land.. and American retro TV station on the satellite... used to watch it when I was younger...