Another college story

**juicehoe** · 09-03-2004, 02:44 PM

The other guy who posted about his party the other night reminded me of this story. Not as funny, but its good.
All right, so all my friends are going on a little trip. They live in Orlando and rented a bus to take them to Halloween horror nights. The reason why they took a bus was so everyone could drink and no one had to drive home. So they drink on the way there. Had a good time at Halloween horror night. On the way home they are drinking again. My friend goes to the bathroom in the bus. Before he got out he slipped and hit his head on the sink. This knocked him out cold. No one noticed him missing, so they all went home. So the guy knocked out wakes up a little later... comes out of the bathroom to find an empty bus and hes now in some truck depot where they store the buses. So he has no idea where he is, so he follows the only road there is. Trying to hitchhike. Finally an 18wheeler stops and picks him up. The trucker drops him off at a gas station. At this point he found out he was about 45min from home. So he calls up his friends (who didnt know he was missing) and had them come get him. Some night for him lol.

**1badcamaro** · 09-03-2004, 02:47 PM

haha, man thats classic......aint alcohol the greatest

**MrDezel** · 09-03-2004, 03:42 PM

haha... This reminds me of a college story that happend to me and a bunch of my friends. So I went to school at St Bonaventure and there is a creek that runs behind the campus (If you have ever been there you know there is a toooon of land) and when it was nice out in the fall me and some of my buddies would go to this one spot near the ROTC course and set up a small camp fire near the creek and drink. So one night when were getting set to leave and pack it in for the night my buddie pukes near the water. No biggie till he gets up to take a piss a little while later. He goes over and starts to pee, then he slips in the puke and falls flat on his back still pissing. You could see it going all over the place from the light of the fire. So now he is rolling around in piss and puke and is completely covered. We then get his drunk ass up and bring him back to his dorm. But rather then walk through the building with him covered in crap we decide to do his laundry right then and there in the basement. So he strips down to his underware and we go up to his room to get him some clean clothes. When we get back down there we hear voices and so we peak around the corner. There standing in his tighty whities is our pal getting his ass chewed out by an inresident priest. Out buddy was almost in tears but it was one of the funniest things ever to see.

God I miss the college life.

**Elliot** · 09-03-2004, 03:48 PM

Check this out.. Some people i know hated thier RA so one night when everyone was having a good time they took the guys mattress threw it out side in the snow.. So in retaliation the ra goes on the internet find the most disgusting sexual acts you've ever seen prints them out goes into the kids room and puts them everywhere pant pockets, shirts, notebooks, books, etc.. so later on one of the poor kids goes to english his proffessors asks for his composition books flips through it and says.. Josh can you ummm explain this..? There it is a picture of a midget humping a clown whoes humping some sort of farm animal.. needless to say the kid never came back to class..

**1badcamaro** · 09-03-2004, 03:51 PM

Originally Posted by Elliot

Check this out.. Some people i know hated thier RA so one night when everyone was having a good time they took the guys mattress threw it out side in the snow.. So in retaliation the ra goes on the internet find the most disgusting sexual acts you've ever seen prints them out goes into the kids room and puts them everywhere pant pockets, shirts, notebooks, books, etc.. so later on one of the poor kids goes to english his proffessors asks for his composition books flips through it and says.. Josh can you ummm explain this..? There it is a picture of a midget humping a clown whoes humping some sort of farm animal.. needless to say the kid never came back to class..

Actually the teacher asked me if i was into that sort of thing and i told him yes so i didnt have to come back to class cause he gave me an A, all i had to do was some outside extra credit work for him

**Elliot** · 09-03-2004, 03:58 PM

Originally Posted by 1badcamaro

Actually the teacher asked me if i was into that sort of thing and i told him yes so i didnt have to come back to class cause he gave me an A, all i had to do was some outside extra credit work for him

skank

**juicehoe** · 09-03-2004, 09:20 PM

Ive heard this one before... well kinda like that. I think it was that they wallpapered his room in gay porn and put it as his wallpaper on his desktop. His girl friend has some questions about that

Originally Posted by Elliot

Check this out.. Some people i know hated thier RA so one night when everyone was having a good time they took the guys mattress threw it out side in the snow.. So in retaliation the ra goes on the internet find the most disgusting sexual acts you've ever seen prints them out goes into the kids room and puts them everywhere pant pockets, shirts, notebooks, books, etc.. so later on one of the poor kids goes to english his proffessors asks for his composition books flips through it and says.. Josh can you ummm explain this..? There it is a picture of a midget humping a clown whoes humping some sort of farm animal.. needless to say the kid never came back to class..