Thread: I might die tonight
09-07-2004, 03:29 PM #1
I might die tonight
I'm on reasonably little sleep right now and have to work tonight at a bar that will be retardedly busy thanks to Frosh Week. If I thought it might do any good, and weren't like real lazy and stuff, I'd write a letter to the local university, neigh, to every university in existence, to complain about how ****ty it gets at this time of year for those who do not attend school. Eight hours of drunken retards doing really stupid things and being totally convinced that doing them makes them cool. Such a winning attitude. I figure I'll get bored after an hour and spend the rest of the night trying to pants the kids who get really drunk. If everything goes as planned, there'll be hundreds of kids walking around the bar sans pants, with everyone too drunk to fully grasp their nakedness and consequently do anything about it. Either that, or I'll just die at some point. Both sound pretty good.
09-07-2004, 03:31 PM #2
And i might kill someone tonight, godnight.
09-07-2004, 03:32 PM #3Associate Member
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If I were you I would serve them shots of piss once they were reallllly drunk
09-07-2004, 03:48 PM #4
try NOT to die...just for the sight of all the kids without pants
09-07-2004, 03:52 PM #5
GIVES ME SOMETHING TO PONDER WHILE I'M WORKING....hope ya make it pal...if not...who gets your super hero cape?
09-07-2004, 04:20 PM #6Originally Posted by VIXI
09-07-2004, 04:43 PM #7
just remember the more they drink, the stupidier than get and go home.. so give them 2shots for every one
09-07-2004, 08:54 PM #8
You are the sole reason that I am reconsidering changing my major to astrophysics, lol.
What ever happened to grad school or getting into writing popular science books or whatever you were talking about?
And I don't know about Canada, but around here, drunk college kids don't need help loosing their pants at bars. They do that themselves after about three hours of drinking.
09-09-2004, 11:37 AM #9Originally Posted by samoth
09-09-2004, 11:49 AM #10
...what, no pantsing stories?
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