If I got banned....

**BigGreen** · 09-08-2004, 10:31 PM

Would there be any sort of uproar? I mean, i have this fantasy of a six page thread from my minions demanding answers, but i have no minions and it's very likely that the only shock coming from my banning would be in the form of, "wow, how did that crusty, overly-proper, grammarian manage to get banned?" That would probably be it. The remaining 15 members of the AR Fantasy Football League would probably be up in arms wondering if I'd continue to serve as commissioner of the league, but other than that, I've given this board the best I have to offer in the form of www.tuckermax.com, www.realutlimatepower.net, www.blackpeopleloveus.com and www.maddox.xmission.com. I have nothing else to offer and I think people know that....thus my banning would NOT be a loss.

**bigol'legs** · 09-08-2004, 10:34 PM

lets test it... and ill tell you what happens.

**Philliagorillia** · 09-08-2004, 10:35 PM

Its a bunch of gay drama thats gonna kill another great board thats all it is....

**decadbal** · 09-08-2004, 10:35 PM

i think everyone cept me should be banned...

**BigGreen** · 09-08-2004, 10:36 PM

Originally Posted by bigol'legs

lets test it... and ill tell you what happens.

I'll see what I can do. Ron has been getting a little uppitty in here lately and putting him in his place would thusly kill two birds with one stone.

**Jantzen4k** · 09-08-2004, 10:37 PM

ill miss you!

**BigGreen** · 09-08-2004, 10:43 PM

Originally Posted by Jantzen4k

ill miss you!

Thank you

I'd like to think i'd be missed, but there are two things that make me feel somewhat inferior in this world:
1. I don't know that i'll ever emerge from a backdrop of mayhem while wearing a flightsuit and walking confidently, indeed with arrogance, towards a cadre of important people.
2. Were i to get banned from AR, I'd be missed but there would be no uproar. The uproar is key.

ttuPrincess · 09-08-2004, 11:04 PM

Big G who would share my love for tucker max???

**bigol'legs** · 09-08-2004, 11:06 PM

um... BG... bro, you might not want to confess love for tucker max... umm...

Thats gay

**BigGreen** · 09-08-2004, 11:06 PM

Originally Posted by bigol'legs

um... BG... bro, you might not want to confess love for tucker max... umm...

Thats gay

Please, a man who kicks as much ass as tucker does can be loved in a platonic manner with no shame.

**bigol'legs** · 09-08-2004, 11:07 PM

Originally Posted by BigGreen

Please, a man who kicks as much ass as tucker does can be loved in a platonic manner with no shame.

YUCK!! ban this guy..

ttuPrincess · 09-08-2004, 11:17 PM

Originally Posted by bigol'legs

um... BG... bro, you might not want to confess love for tucker max... umm...

Thats gay

dude do not talk smack on tucker.. he is the ****! lol ..go to tuckermax.com you will be up reading and peeing your pants all night ..

i love the chili pepper hook up story

**BigGreen** · 09-08-2004, 11:19 PM

Originally Posted by ttuPrincess

dude do not talk smack on tucker.. he is the ****! lol ..go to tuckermax.com you will be up reading and peeing your pants all night ..

i love the chili pepper hook up story

I think it's best that Big'Ol NOT go to tuckermax.com. The power of Tucker is too dangerous to be experienced by all, and it is likely that his head would explode (or at least his sinuses would become incredibly 'stuffed') while his brain tried in vain to come to terms with the notion that another fellow man could possibly be so awesome.

**BigGreen** · 09-08-2004, 11:20 PM

But this thread is NOT about tucker...it's about ME.

ttuPrincess · 09-08-2004, 11:22 PM

your right sorry.. big green i would miss you .. even thought i do not understand you all the time.. i would miss you

**BigGreen** · 09-08-2004, 11:23 PM

Originally Posted by ttuPrincess

your right sorry.. big green i would miss you .. even thought i do not understand you all the time.. i would miss you

But would you protest in an UPROARIOUS fashion....this is what I'm looking for.

**trailrider38** · 09-08-2004, 11:43 PM

i really liked that tucker page, is that johnny character really you though?

ttuPrincess · 09-08-2004, 11:44 PM

Originally Posted by BigGreen

But would you protest in an UPROARIOUS fashion....this is what I'm looking for.

no i dont seem to be in the mood to makean uproar these days.. sorry .. I might scream a little.. would that help?

**bermich** · 09-08-2004, 11:57 PM

Who is Big Green???? I saw his screen name a few times but what happened? Was he a scammer???

**Spoon** · 09-09-2004, 12:04 AM

Originally Posted by BigGreen

Would there be any sort of uproar? I mean, i have this fantasy of a six page thread from my minions demanding answers, but i have no minions and it's very likely that the only shock coming from my banning would be in the form of, "wow, how did that crusty, overly-proper, grammarian manage to get banned?" That would probably be it. The remaining 15 members of the AR Fantasy Football League would probably be up in arms wondering if I'd continue to serve as commissioner of the league, but other than that, I've given this board the best I have to offer in the form of www.tuckermax.com, www.realutlimatepower.net, www.blackpeopleloveus.com and www.maddox.xmission.com. I have nothing else to offer and I think people know that....thus my banning would NOT be a loss.

can i be one of your imps?

**MMC78** · 09-09-2004, 12:35 AM

Originally Posted by BigGreen

But would you protest in an UPROARIOUS fashion....this is what I'm looking for.

Write a good farewell speech then we'll see.

**bigol'legs** · 09-09-2004, 01:10 AM

Ok... BG, im convinced. If you got banned... i would post and post trash and talk SOOOOOO much smack, they'd have to ban me.. causing a minimual chain reaction.. but a reaction none the less.

But since your only dealing in viagra... you should be ok.

**ironfist** · 09-09-2004, 02:32 AM

Lmao...

**TheChosen1** · 09-09-2004, 05:04 AM

Originally Posted by BigGreen

Would there be any sort of uproar? I mean, i have this fantasy of a six page thread from my minions demanding answers, but i have no minions and it's very likely that the only shock coming from my banning would be in the form of, "wow, how did that crusty, overly-proper, grammarian manage to get banned?" That would probably be it. The remaining 15 members of the AR Fantasy Football League would probably be up in arms wondering if I'd continue to serve as commissioner of the league, but other than that, I've given this board the best I have to offer in the form of www.tuckermax.com, www.realutlimatepower.net, www.blackpeopleloveus.com and www.maddox.xmission.com. I have nothing else to offer and I think people know that....thus my banning would NOT be a loss.

Maybe after you're banned, per say, we can see your "BRING BACK BIGGREEN" parade led by your fan president here:

**builtthekid** · 09-09-2004, 05:48 AM

**** that really is gay I would hate to be that guy.

**DevilsDeity** · 09-09-2004, 05:56 AM

i would have to say no cause i have spent 3 hours of my life reading
www.tuckermax.com and cant stop laughing **** you , **** you dirty apes.

every once in a while a gem pops up in the lounge , and you my friend have found the diamond in the rough.

**Juggernaut** · 09-09-2004, 06:30 AM

I"ll protest your banning BG! From the largest bandwidth, to the ultimate broadband! I'm like the guy who stood in front of that tank in that country somewhere on the other side of one of these oceans. The lone voice that cries out "Where is the justice" in the middle of LA after the OJ trial. I'd stand tall to defend your banning.

And right after I get banned for it we'll start a new board. Quick think of a name for it.

**OGPackin** · 09-09-2004, 06:31 AM

Originally Posted by Juggy'sTwat

I"ll protest your banning BG! From the largest bandwidth, to the ultimate broadband! I'm like the guy who stood in front of that tank in that country somewhere on the other side of one of these oceans. The lone voice that cries out "Where is the justice" in the middle of LA after the OJ trial. I'd stand tall to defend your banning.

And right after I get banned for it we'll start a new board. Quick think of a name for it.

How bout Anabolic Monterz.....

OG

**builtthekid** · 09-09-2004, 06:35 AM

nobody would care so stop bitching.

**Juggernaut** · 09-09-2004, 07:37 AM

Originally Posted by builtthekid

nobody would care so stop bitching.

We're not talking about you...this was concerning BigGreen. hahahahaha

**arthurb999** · 09-09-2004, 07:49 AM

"Big Green"...

never heard of you?

**usualsuspect** · 09-09-2004, 08:07 AM

Its your world Big Green and we're just visitors Lol.

**Animal Cracker** · 09-09-2004, 09:10 AM

That whole olde English - thing you went through might warrant a banning! That was you right?

**Money Boss Hustla** · 09-09-2004, 09:24 AM

Hey BG...did you know I'm not black!?

**BigGreen** · 09-09-2004, 09:32 AM

Originally Posted by BamaSlamma

That whole olde English - thing you went through might warrant a banning! That was you right?

Indeed, 'twas thyne who doth elected to smitten ye boarde of giantly men with the tongue of English Olde. Existeth there doth thy possibility that I shalt reverteth to such behaviour.

**BigGreen** · 09-09-2004, 09:34 AM

Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla

Hey BG...did you know I'm not black!?

Thoust moorish coutenance then be a fraud? Thyne behaviour perplexes myne thoughts and vexes my conscience my moorish friend.

**wrstlr69sdnl** · 09-09-2004, 09:48 AM

I would be happy for one if you did

**TheChosenOne** · 09-09-2004, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by BigGreen

Indeed, 'twas thyne who doth elected to smitten ye boarde of giantly men with the tongue of English Olde. Existeth there doth thy possibility that I shalt reverteth to such behaviour.

Haha That olde English sh*t has me cracking up for some reason. D*mn clomid makes me all giddy.

I think I would join juggy in front of the tank on the other side of the ocean too. We could try to find Ron to make us dresses that matched just like his and we could hold hands in face of AR Death knowing that we were merely kamikaze soliders of our Lord and Leader BigGreen. I can just picture it now. The site of Juggs in a dress isnt she breathtaking!

**Jantzen4k** · 09-09-2004, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by BigGreen

Indeed, 'twas thyne who doth elected to smitten ye boarde of giantly men with the tongue of English Olde. Existeth there doth thy possibility that I shalt reverteth to such behaviour.

funny big green!