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09-15-2004, 07:28 PM #1
"ARE YOU A REAL MAN?" TEST. Take it.
1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
A. Lovemaking.
B. Screwing.
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both
shared:
A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
B. Your blood-test results.
C. Five tequila slammers.
3. You time your orgasm so that:
A. Your partner climaxes first.
B. You both climax simultaneously.
C. You don't miss ESPN Sports Center.
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A. Healthy, creative love-play.
B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.
C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever find out about.
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
A. The best part of the experience.
B. The second best part of the experience.
C. $100 extra.
6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You
tell her that it is:
A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her.
B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
C. A conservative estimate.
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
A. A myth.
B. An oxymoron.
C. A moron.
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
A. An appetizer is to entree.
B. Primer is to paint.
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the
end of a relationship?
A. "I hope we can still be friends."
B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."
C. "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU."
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of
intimacy.
B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.
Evaluating Results:
If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you
really ARE a man.
If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy. You're a little
confused.
If you answered "C" more than 7 times, "YOU DA MAN!"
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09-15-2004, 07:34 PM #2
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09-15-2004, 07:59 PM #3
A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masterbate:
C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.
ROTFL!
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09-15-2004, 08:09 PM #4Originally Posted by inheritmylife
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09-15-2004, 08:31 PM #5Originally Posted by UrbanLegend
Yeah, me too. It delayed things, but I finally got off in the back of the cruiser. Boy were they pissed!
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09-15-2004, 09:24 PM #6
bahahaha
Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.
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09-15-2004, 10:03 PM #7CutieFace Guest
is this one of those oh wh at's that woman's magazine called...ugh!
glamour or something like that quiz?
ROFLMAO!
Cutie
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