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    When is @#$% Acceptable?

    got this from another @#$% board

    This is @#$%ing funny!

    There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been
    considered acceptable for use.

    They are as follows:

    11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS
    Titanic, 1912

    10. "What the @#$% was that?" -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

    9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877

    8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938

    7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -- Picasso, 1926

    6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC

    5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566

    4. "Where the @#$% am I?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937

    3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" -- Noah, 4314 BC

    2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" -- Bill Clinton, 1999

    and a drum roll........! ..

    1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." -- Sadaam Hussein,
    2003

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    funny sh!t **** **** **** ****

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    thats pretty good bro. im just about to go out for the night and im going to use that tonite to get a few laughs.

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    ****!!!!! exactly what I said after 50,000 Volts went through my body.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    lol that they made it for those historical dates

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