rumble at party, socked in the nose....ouch
So last night I was at a party with my friend, when all of a sudden I see a cigarette fly in the air and land next to a couple girls, not cool. Whatever one time incident right.....nope, no more than 20 seconds later anotther one comes flying, and these girls are getting pissed. So I walk over and ask who is throwing them, and the guys they were with say they dont know. So a couple minutes later, another one comes flying and the girl yells "that guy in the hat". So I said "are you sure cuz i dont wanna go make this guy my bitch if he didnt really do it", she says shes sure so me and my buddy, and the guys were with the girls go over to him. Since it was their women they got up in this guys face, I just hung back and let them handle their business. About then one of his friends walks up all puffed out and standing tall. And one of the guys tells him that his friend was throwing cigaretes, and the guy is standing up for his friend saying he didnt throw anything. Then my buddy steps between them and says "I saw him throw it, so tell him to knock it off before he gets his ass kicked". There was silence for about 10 seconds, when my friend gets in his face and says "Whyd it get all quiet all of a sudden" (hes 6'5 340lbs) and I almost started busting up. Then one of the other guys on our side steps between them, and gets in the guys face. I turned my head away for a split second to check on my other friends, and I heard someone get hit louder than Ive ever heard in my life. The loudest thud, it sounded likehitting a hammer on a piece of wood. So the guy on our side that got hit had 4 friends behind me and my friend, and next thing we know, my buddy and I are in a stampede rushing this guy. Well as Im getting pushed forward, a fist flys from the darkness and hits me square between the eyes on th bridge of the nose (good thing I drink a lot of milk), so my eyes watered and I stumbled back a couple steps, when I see the huge pile of bodies moving all around the backyard. I gather myself, and see guys from the other side of the party jumping in. So I head toward the piule and see someone about to hit my friend, so I run over there and clock this guy right before he swings. Then as people are getting up of the pile, I notice Mr. Tuff Guy in the doggy style position slowly getting up. Since he was already tee'd up i figure, eh, lets end this with a big boot to the face. So i take a couple steps like a field goal kicker and im about to rear back when the owner comes up crying and says, "PLEASE STOP THIS IS MY HOUSE". Im a softy so I let the guy get up and run away. Then everyone goes out front where a couple more fights break out in the middle of the street. It was dumb because guys that didnt even know what was going on were now jumping in and hitting people. Dumb asses. Well we were on our way back to the car when the guys drive by and thank us for backing them up. Then they are talking about going to the hospital and take off. My buddy looks at me and says, "Thats the guy whos grill I busted!"(it was really dark and hard to see) Those other guys got what they deserved, the cigarettes only burned a hole in a girls shirt, but if you got hit in the eye with that, it could be some nasty ****.
(This post was intended to entertain those who enjoy reading this type of post. I know many of you disapprove of this behavior and thats fine, just keep it to yourself please. Flamers need not reply.)
