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    Talking Colin Farrell...

    Was reading one of my girls magazine, lord knows why
    anyway it had some article about Colin Farrell the actor
    and some hot piece of ass he banged and she was like
    even though i knew it was a one night stand it was real
    special because he kept saying over and over again to

    "F U C K Me Beautiful" lol

    How come i never thought of a line like that? Apparently
    it must work like magic on the ladies... I'm gonna try it on
    my girl and see what happens... Maybe she break out with
    some new freaky ass moves i've never seen before...

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    let me know how that works for you!!?? I'll wait to hear your outcome before I try it......

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    Quote Originally Posted by buff87
    Was reading one of my girls magazine, lord knows why
    anyway it had some article about Colin Farrell the actor
    and some hot piece of ass he banged and she was like
    even though i knew it was a one night stand it was real
    special because he kept saying over and over again to

    "F U C K Me Beautiful" lol

    How come i never thought of a line like that? Apparently
    it must work like magic on the ladies... I'm gonna try it on
    my girl and see what happens... Maybe she break out with
    some new freaky ass moves i've never seen before...

    jesus man thats like the oldest line in the book bro!

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    wait

    Quote Originally Posted by buff87
    Was reading one of my girls magazine, lord knows why
    anyway it had some article about Colin Farrell the actor
    and some hot piece of ass he banged and she was like
    even though i knew it was a one night stand it was real
    special because he kept saying over and over again to

    "F U C K Me Beautiful" lol

    How come i never thought of a line like that? Apparently
    it must work like magic on the ladies... I'm gonna try it on
    my girl and see what happens... Maybe she break out with
    some new freaky ass moves i've never seen before...
    "**** me beautiful"??? god i wish they shot that **** in that ****ty phonebooth.

    **** me beautiful he says......i can just see that scrawn getting rocked saying that ****.....oh i can i be a fly on the wall for that?so funny!!

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    That's Genius! All this time I've been saying "FVCK ME, SLIGHTLY ABOVE AVERAGE!"


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    hahahahahahaha

    Quote Originally Posted by SMYL_GR8
    That's Genius! All this time I've been saying "FVCK ME, SLIGHTLY ABOVE AVERAGE!"

    hahahahahahahaha that's great!!!

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    Hey while i'm talkin ****... You ever get suprised when you girl
    does break out with a new move??? Like bitch where did that
    come from??? But the **** is so good you're like who really cares...
    then after you're like were you just saving that one for a rainy day
    or **** or did you practice on the UPS guy?? You'll all know what i'm
    talking bout... everyone's girl comes out and busts some crazy new
    freak move at some point... I think it's after partyboyNYC has been
    over to your house...

    I'll probably get questioned for saying "F U C K Me beautiful" lol

    Like who the hell you been ****ing that you picked that one up?

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    oh i hearyou

    Quote Originally Posted by buff87
    Hey while i'm talkin ****... You ever get suprised when you girl
    does break out with a new move??? Like bitch where did that
    come from??? But the **** is so good you're like who really cares...
    then after you're like were you just saving that one for a rainy day
    or **** or did you practice on the UPS guy?? You'll all know what i'm
    talking bout... everyone's girl comes out and busts some crazy new
    freak move at some point... I think it's after partyboyNYC has been
    over to your house...

    I'll probably get questioned for saying "F U C K Me beautiful" lol

    Like who the hell you been ****ing that you picked that one up?
    that **** ****s with your head for like a millisecond, then it's over until you reflect on that **** the next day,hahaha

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    yep, but **** it life is to short to trip over all the ****
    that goes on... but i better never catch her practicing
    some new **** in the act cus somebodys getting thrown
    off the 3rd floor... and it might be both of them if it ever
    happened... lol

    Quote Originally Posted by partyboynyc
    that **** ****s with your head for like a millisecond, then it's over until you reflect on that **** the next day,hahaha

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    ohyes

    Quote Originally Posted by buff87
    yep, but **** it life is to short to trip over all the ****
    that goes on... but i better never catch her practicing
    some new **** in the act cus somebodys getting thrown
    off the 3rd floor... and it might be both of them if it ever
    happened... lol
    death to cheating bitches!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by buff87
    "F U C K Me Beautiful" lol

    How come i never thought of a line like that? Apparently
    it must work like magic on the ladies... I'm gonna try it on
    my girl and see what happens... Maybe she break out with
    some new freaky ass moves i've never seen before...
    You might have to try it with an Irish brogue!..... Guess who has one of those

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    So it does work then!!

    I knew it was a good line...

    Quote Originally Posted by BOUNCER
    You might have to try it with an Irish brogue!..... Guess who has one of those

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    or

    it works b/c he's hung like a horse. i read an article that mentioned he appears nude in an upcoming film, but they had to delete or edit the scene b/c he's so large that audiences were kind of put off. it's supposed to be on teh dvd though. although ,this could just be his agent trying to get more buzz about his client too.

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    So are you saying the trick is to pull out your penis and
    then say the line??? Hmmmm I'll try that one too...

    Quote Originally Posted by GQSuperman
    it works b/c he's hung like a horse. i read an article that mentioned he appears nude in an upcoming film, but they had to delete or edit the scene b/c he's so large that audiences were kind of put off. it's supposed to be on teh dvd though. although ,this could just be his agent trying to get more buzz about his client too.

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    i have said

    Quote Originally Posted by buff87
    So are you saying the trick is to pull out your penis and
    then say the line??? Hmmmm I'll try that one too...
    some filthy **** in bed and have heard some filthy ****, but that line i swear just makes me laugh for some reason,haha. i can't stop laughing every time i go to this thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by GQSuperman
    it works b/c he's hung like a horse. i read an article that mentioned he appears nude in an upcoming film, but they had to delete or edit the scene b/c he's so large that audiences were kind of put off. it's supposed to be on teh dvd though. although ,this could just be his agent trying to get more buzz about his client too.
    Oh yea, something else I didn't mention. You might have to have one of those HUGE Irish cocks, guess who has one of those too

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    wait a minute??

    Quote Originally Posted by BOUNCER
    Oh yea, something else I didn't mention. You might have to have one of those HUGE Irish cocks, guess who has one of those too
    then waht is that little "curse of the irish" all about??

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    Suck me beautiful! -American Pie

    haha

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    partyboy you know you're gonna try that ****, just don't
    start laughing and thinking of this thread when you do...

    Quote Originally Posted by partyboynyc
    some filthy **** in bed and have heard some filthy ****, but that line i swear just makes me laugh for some reason,haha. i can't stop laughing every time i go to this thread

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    i dare not even utter the words

    Quote Originally Posted by buff87
    partyboy you know you're gonna try that ****, just don't
    start laughing and thinking of this thread when you do...
    or i will just start laughing!!worst part is i know at some point tonight when i'm with this girlit will pop in my head.you ****ers are gonna get me yelled at for losing my erection,"**** me beautiful!!"hahahahahahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by partyboynyc
    then waht is that little "curse of the irish" all about??
    The curse of the Irish! Its about another prick, the bunch of English pricks living next door to us



    (no offence Messy)

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    hahahaha

    Quote Originally Posted by BOUNCER
    The curse of the Irish! Its about another prick, the bunch of English pricks living next door to us



    (no offence Messy)
    hahahaha

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    Ill try that line tonight aswell boys but ill do it in Swedish "Knulla mig snygging!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMYL_GR8
    That's Genius! All this time I've been saying "FVCK ME, SLIGHTLY ABOVE AVERAGE!"


    BWWAHAHAHAH!!!!!! I spit out about 5 ounces of water thanks to you!!!



    ~SC~

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    that **** is great

    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    BWWAHAHAHAH!!!!!! I spit out about 5 ounces of water thanks to you!!!



    ~SC~
    classic. funniest **** i have heard in a long time.props for that line

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    BWWAHAHAHAH!!!!!! I spit out about 5 ounces of water thanks to you!!!



    ~SC~
    How did you measure 5 once's of water?... Drinking out of a babies bottle again SC?..

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    Quote Originally Posted by BOUNCER
    How did you measure 5 once's of water?... Drinking out of a babies bottle again SC?..
    dude that's funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by buff87
    How come i never thought of a line like that? Apparently
    it must work like magic on the ladies.
    I think you have to be rich/famous for it to work like magic. :spudniklu

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    Quote Originally Posted by BOUNCER
    The curse of the Irish! Its about another prick, the bunch of English pricks living next door to us



    (no offence Messy)

    Oooooooooooooh its on now

    I dont think its possible to count the amount of jokes there are about ireland...

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