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    I will survive - The NEW version.

    I Will Survive

    At first I was afraid, I was petrified, When you said you had 10 inches
    Lord I almost died, But I'd spent oh so many yrs just waiting for a man
    that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on. . .

    But there you are,
    Another lie,
    I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry, I should
    have known that it was bull****, Just a sad pathetic dream, Should have
    known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans.

    Go on now go,
    Walk out the door,
    Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4, Weren't you a
    prat to think I wouldn't catch you out, Don't you know we' re only
    joking when we say size doesn't count.

    (Chorus)

    I will survive, I will survive,
    Cus as long as I have batteries,
    My sex life is gonna thrive,
    I will always have good sex with a handful of latex, I will survive, I
    will survive. . .hey . hey

    It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your
    little weiner standing tall and proud, But to hell with all your ego's
    and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin for a
    cordless multispeed,

    Go on now go,
    Just make a dash,
    Last time I saw a prick that small was watching Gladstone run nude
    hash, I should have asked for confirmation, Should have asked for
    referees, Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at me.

    Go on now go,
    Just hit the track,
    Don't you bring me home no tiddlers,
    Cos I'll always throw them back,
    The only thing that I could do with a prick as small as yours, Is to
    stick it with a tooth pick Dip it in tomato sauce.

    (Chorus)

    Go on now go,
    Get out of my sight,
    I'm going back to my appliance,
    Cos I know it's length is right,
    And if I ever see your tiny tockley at my door, You'll be counting up
    your inches as you pick them off the floor.

    Go on now Go!

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    I'm gonna go cry now...

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    almost as much of a disgrace as that recent band doing skynrds simple man

    edit: i thought this was that song some rapper was singing on the radio, nice lol
    Last edited by Psychotron; 09-20-2004 at 07:09 AM.

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    Hurtful, CB. Did you just break up?

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    Wow good rendition i dont know which version i like better

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    look barbie, that was our secret wtf?? so wrong, so wrong ................i like it!

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    lol im gonna be laughing all day !

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    Quote Originally Posted by hung-solo
    look barbie, that was our secret wtf?? so wrong, so wrong ................i like it!
    I'm sorryHung....I just couldn't keep it in any longer.

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    Too funny...good one Barb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 63190
    Hurtful, CB. Did you just break up?
    No but it does remind me of one of my ex's. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    And if I ever see your tiny tockley at my door, You'll be counting up
    your inches as you pick them off the floor.

    Go on now Go!


    Women! Cant live with them, cant kill them

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    LOL Ahhh you know you love me Palme

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    LOL Ahhh you know you love me Palme
    You know it barb! mmmwwwwwwaaaaaaah! Right on the cheek!

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    This is why men dont care if women get off or not, we know they can finish themselves off while we sleep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by max-it
    This is why men dont care if women get off or not, we know they can finish themselves off while we sleep.

    I like to know that they get off, I just don't care about what they think.

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    Cause you know if you don't take care of us, we are gonna bad mouth you to our girls and you may end up wanting to date one of them someday!! Then they will laugh at you for having a little dick and no skills!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Cause you know if you don't take care of us, we are gonna bad mouth you to our girls and you may end up wanting to date one of them someday!! Then they will laugh at you for having a little dick and no skills!
    So that's why they all laugh at me! I can't believe you told them Barb! I thought we discussed the whole Shrinkage thing all ready. hahahaha

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    i think barbi, kc, and that hocket chick need to get out more!!

    i have never heard 3 women so bent on batteries and not getting laid!!where do you girls live?now i know there are alot of asshole guys out there , but can't you just go **** someone for fun and put down the "neck massager"?christ, if i have to hear about you girls and your lack of penis i'm gonna come bang all three of you!!now go find some men!!!hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotron
    almost as much of a disgrace as that recent band doing skynrds simple man

    edit: i thought this was that song some rapper was singing on the radio, nice lol

    Everytime I hear Shinedown's version of "simple man" it makes me wanna puke. The guys voice sounds like he should be doing some kind of horror flick's laughing segments. I know a lot of people that say oh its good. I have no clue what the hell they are thinking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by partyboynyc
    i have never heard 3 women so bent on batteries and not getting laid!!where do you girls live?now i know there are alot of asshole guys out there , but can't you just go **** someone for fun and put down the "neck massager"?christ, if i have to hear about you girls and your lack of penis i'm gonna come bang all three of you!!now go find some men!!!hahaha


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    Lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by max-it
    This is why men dont care if women get off or not, we know they can finish themselves off while we sleep.


    come on now! we really care!

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    caring is sharing

    Quote Originally Posted by dirtythirty


    come on now! we really care!
    as in give me the blanket bitch(otherwise known as sharing) i have to be up in the morning to support your ass!!

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    If a woman needs ten inches thats fine. Just when me and 4 of my buddies show up to f*ck you ,dont get all pissy and start talking about love.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Cause you know if you don't take care of us, we are gonna bad mouth you to our girls and you may end up wanting to date one of them someday!! Then they will laugh at you for having a little dick and no skills!

    If my GF knew about all the times her friends tried to get me in the sack, she'd be in jail for murder. It's ok though, I don't F*** around on her because she takes care of me.

    Keep an eye on your friends girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Cause you know if you don't take care of us, we are gonna bad mouth you to our girls and you may end up wanting to date one of them someday!! Then they will laugh at you for having a little dick and no skills!
    never trust a woman with a 220volt outlet in her bedroom

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    Was that an offer?????

    Quote Originally Posted by partyboynyc
    i have never heard 3 women so bent on batteries and not getting laid!!where do you girls live?now i know there are alot of asshole guys out there , but can't you just go **** someone for fun and put down the "neck massager"?christ, if i have to hear about you girls and your lack of penis i'm gonna come bang all three of you!!now go find some men!!!hahaha

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    Have you been in my bedroom?????

    **** I need better locks I guess.


    Quote Originally Posted by max-it
    never trust a woman with a 220volt outlet in her bedroom

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    This is why I don't have female friends...well one...but she's like me. She'd put a bullet in a fem that crossed into the wrong territory!

    Quote Originally Posted by inheritmylife
    If my GF knew about all the times her friends tried to get me in the sack, she'd be in jail for murder. It's ok though, I don't F*** around on her because she takes care of me.

    Keep an eye on your friends girls.

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    I always hated that F*ckin song.. now I hate it even more.

    p.s any chickyboo that wants/needs a 10 inch wang is not a chick that any man wants.

    I would think 10 inches is just too dam thick.

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    If you had 10 inches I suspect you would be singing a different song!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    This is why I don't have female friends...well one...but she's like me. She'd put a bullet in a fem that crossed into the wrong territory!

    I don't tell her about it. She has fun with them, and it gives me an excuse to go out with the guys.

    I don't doubt for one second that one of my friends would take a shot at her if they thought she would take the bait. It's sad, but you can never trust someone 100%.

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    Sure you can. Just don't be surprised if she's not faithful.

    Funny, now I've got that Faithfully Journey song stuck in my head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    I always hated that F*ckin song.. now I hate it even more.

    p.s any chickyboo that wants/needs a 10 inch wang is not a chick that any man wants.

    I would think 10 inches is just too dam thick.

    Hes right even if I had a 10 incher I would have to say the girls that need one wouldnt be worthy.

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    Cb- Thats The Funniest Things Ever!! Lmfao.. What A Way To Start The Day

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    Jeez guys, lighten up. If your girl says size doesn't matter, BELIEVE HER. Ok, so she may be lying, WHO CARES? Keep getting laid bros. Oh and, with reference to CB's cause, keep pleasin' them women. :spudniklu

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    LOL I could care less about size. You either got skillz or you DON'T! and size don't make up for being clueless or selfish!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    I just couldn't keep it in any longer.

    Yeah, thats what they all say to me. lol

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    i want to meet the girl who can take 10 inches!

    because i would like to see this used up whore. i have spoken to 5 million girls on this topic for ****ign years and not one, READ CAREFULLY, not one in every girl i have asked on this subject EVER EVER said length over width. where are your nerver endings the most sensitive?it's not 10 inches into you i can tell you that. guys don't be fooled by these wannabe size queens as if they saw a 10" cock they would run for the hills,hahaha
    obviously, i'm not rocking the 10" cock , nor is anyone else on this board, but a very good length and width will put that 10" **** to rest.

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    I used to have complex about how thin mine was.......but I keep a roll od duct tape in the draw..........a couple of hundred times around mr Happy and whamo 10 inch penis......width that is....it's still only 3 inches long. hahahahaha

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