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09-19-2004, 09:47 PM #1
I will survive - The NEW version.
I Will Survive
At first I was afraid, I was petrified, When you said you had 10 inches
Lord I almost died, But I'd spent oh so many yrs just waiting for a man
that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on. . .
But there you are,
Another lie,
I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry, I should
have known that it was bull****, Just a sad pathetic dream, Should have
known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans.
Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4, Weren't you a
prat to think I wouldn't catch you out, Don't you know we' re only
joking when we say size doesn't count.
(Chorus)
I will survive, I will survive,
Cus as long as I have batteries,
My sex life is gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex with a handful of latex, I will survive, I
will survive. . .hey . hey
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your
little weiner standing tall and proud, But to hell with all your ego's
and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin for a
cordless multispeed,
Go on now go,
Just make a dash,
Last time I saw a prick that small was watching Gladstone run nude
hash, I should have asked for confirmation, Should have asked for
referees, Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at me.
Go on now go,
Just hit the track,
Don't you bring me home no tiddlers,
Cos I'll always throw them back,
The only thing that I could do with a prick as small as yours, Is to
stick it with a tooth pick Dip it in tomato sauce.
(Chorus)
Go on now go,
Get out of my sight,
I'm going back to my appliance,
Cos I know it's length is right,
And if I ever see your tiny tockley at my door, You'll be counting up
your inches as you pick them off the floor.
Go on now Go!1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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09-19-2004, 09:50 PM #2Retired Vet
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I'm gonna go cry now...
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09-19-2004, 09:52 PM #3
almost as much of a disgrace as that recent band doing skynrds simple man
edit: i thought this was that song some rapper was singing on the radio, nice lolLast edited by Psychotron; 09-20-2004 at 06:09 AM.
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09-20-2004, 01:41 AM #4
Hurtful, CB. Did you just break up?
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09-20-2004, 01:45 AM #5
Wow good rendition i dont know which version i like better
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09-20-2004, 05:15 AM #6
look barbie, that was our secret wtf?? so wrong, so wrong ................i like it!
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09-20-2004, 08:33 AM #7ttuPrincess Guest
lol im gonna be laughing all day !
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09-20-2004, 08:38 AM #8Originally Posted by hung-solo1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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09-20-2004, 08:39 AM #9
Too funny...good one Barb.
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09-20-2004, 08:39 AM #10Originally Posted by 631901. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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09-20-2004, 09:40 AM #11Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
Women! Cant live with them, cant kill them
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09-20-2004, 09:48 AM #12
LOL Ahhh you know you love me Palme
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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09-20-2004, 10:29 AM #13Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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09-20-2004, 11:38 AM #14
This is why men dont care if women get off or not, we know they can finish themselves off while we sleep.
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09-20-2004, 12:00 PM #15Originally Posted by max-it
I like to know that they get off, I just don't care about what they think.
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09-20-2004, 12:07 PM #16
Cause you know if you don't take care of us, we are gonna bad mouth you to our girls and you may end up wanting to date one of them someday!! Then they will laugh at you for having a little dick and no skills!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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09-20-2004, 12:09 PM #17Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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09-20-2004, 12:19 PM #18Anabolic Member
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i think barbi, kc, and that hocket chick need to get out more!!
i have never heard 3 women so bent on batteries and not getting laid!!where do you girls live?now i know there are alot of asshole guys out there , but can't you just go **** someone for fun and put down the "neck massager"?christ, if i have to hear about you girls and your lack of penis i'm gonna come bang all three of you!!now go find some men!!!hahaha
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09-20-2004, 12:22 PM #19Originally Posted by Psychotron
Everytime I hear Shinedown's version of "simple man" it makes me wanna puke. The guys voice sounds like he should be doing some kind of horror flick's laughing segments. I know a lot of people that say oh its good. I have no clue what the hell they are thinking.
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09-20-2004, 12:22 PM #20Originally Posted by partyboynyc
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09-20-2004, 12:24 PM #21
Lol!
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09-20-2004, 12:24 PM #22Originally Posted by max-it
come on now! we really care!
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09-20-2004, 12:27 PM #23Anabolic Member
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caring is sharing
Originally Posted by dirtythirty
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09-20-2004, 12:28 PM #24
If a woman needs ten inches thats fine. Just when me and 4 of my buddies show up to f*ck you ,dont get all pissy and start talking about love.
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09-20-2004, 12:31 PM #25Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
If my GF knew about all the times her friends tried to get me in the sack, she'd be in jail for murder. It's ok though, I don't F*** around on her because she takes care of me.
Keep an eye on your friends girls.
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09-20-2004, 12:48 PM #26Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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09-20-2004, 03:05 PM #27
Was that an offer?????
Originally Posted by partyboynyc1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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09-20-2004, 03:06 PM #28
Have you been in my bedroom?????
**** I need better locks I guess.
Originally Posted by max-it1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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09-20-2004, 03:07 PM #29
This is why I don't have female friends...well one...but she's like me. She'd put a bullet in a fem that crossed into the wrong territory!
Originally Posted by inheritmylife1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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09-20-2004, 03:49 PM #30
I always hated that F*ckin song.. now I hate it even more.
p.s any chickyboo that wants/needs a 10 inch wang is not a chick that any man wants.
I would think 10 inches is just too dam thick.
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09-20-2004, 04:41 PM #31
If you had 10 inches I suspect you would be singing a different song!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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09-20-2004, 04:53 PM #32Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
I don't tell her about it. She has fun with them, and it gives me an excuse to go out with the guys.
I don't doubt for one second that one of my friends would take a shot at her if they thought she would take the bait. It's sad, but you can never trust someone 100%.
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09-21-2004, 01:38 AM #33
Sure you can. Just don't be surprised if she's not faithful.
Funny, now I've got that Faithfully Journey song stuck in my head.
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09-21-2004, 01:44 AM #34Originally Posted by Dally
Hes right even if I had a 10 incher I would have to say the girls that need one wouldnt be worthy.
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09-21-2004, 07:23 AM #35
Cb- Thats The Funniest Things Ever!! Lmfao.. What A Way To Start The Day
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09-22-2004, 09:02 AM #36Member
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Jeez guys, lighten up. If your girl says size doesn't matter, BELIEVE HER. Ok, so she may be lying, WHO CARES? Keep getting laid bros. Oh and, with reference to CB's cause, keep pleasin' them women. :spudniklu
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09-22-2004, 09:04 AM #37
LOL I could care less about size. You either got skillz or you DON'T! and size don't make up for being clueless or selfish!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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09-22-2004, 09:12 AM #38Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
Yeah, thats what they all say to me. lol
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09-22-2004, 09:36 AM #39Anabolic Member
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i want to meet the girl who can take 10 inches!
because i would like to see this used up whore. i have spoken to 5 million girls on this topic for ****ign years and not one, READ CAREFULLY, not one in every girl i have asked on this subject EVER EVER said length over width. where are your nerver endings the most sensitive?it's not 10 inches into you i can tell you that. guys don't be fooled by these wannabe size queens as if they saw a 10" cock they would run for the hills,hahaha
obviously, i'm not rocking the 10" cock , nor is anyone else on this board, but a very good length and width will put that 10" **** to rest.
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09-22-2004, 10:21 AM #40
I used to have complex about how thin mine was.......but I keep a roll od duct tape in the draw..........a couple of hundred times around mr Happy and whamo 10 inch penis......width that is....it's still only 3 inches long. hahahahaha
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