I've decided to start parodying poetry threads as i see fit.
True story. From now on, every thread that includes any type of morbidly obtuse prose will be under the excruciatingly sharp scalpel of my wit. This warning should serve as a preamble to the bludgeonings that i will bestow upon the AR members PoePrimobo, existentialenanth12, descartesdianabol, byronboldenone8, and BigGreen.
Go about your lives, serfs.
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