And then God created Canada...

**Terinox** · 03-06-2002, 07:34 PM

And then God created Canada....

Finally a joke that explains what it's like to be Canadian...

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventhday. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot.Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people,"
God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large land mass in the top corner and asked, "What's that one?"
"Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place on Earth.There are beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coastline. The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hardworking and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them
super-human, undefeatable ice hockey players who will be admired and feared by all who come across them." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed; "What about balance, God? You said there would be BALANCE!" God replied wisely.

"Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to
them...."

Montreal rocks!!! Roy Rocks!!!
Canadiens all the way!
Have a wonderful day!

**Terinox** · 03-06-2002, 09:40 PM

HAY!!! WTF HAPPENED TO ALL THE CANADIANS???

HELLO!?!?!?

**Fullback57** · 03-06-2002, 10:43 PM

Awesome Terinox......Where all tha canadian dawgs at??

**GenuinePL** · 03-06-2002, 10:46 PM

I GUESS THAT THIS CANADA WAS NEVER CREATED.

LMAO.

ssssh.......I guess that they all left you. lol

**Terinox** · 03-06-2002, 10:47 PM

**RON** · 03-06-2002, 11:12 PM

I wounder who those damn loud-mouth bastards could be. Maybe we could kick their ass.

**righton** · 03-07-2002, 08:29 AM

***Shredz*** · 03-07-2002, 08:32 AM

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yyyyyyyeeeeeeaaaahhhhhh

**EXCESS** · 03-09-2002, 03:45 AM

**Wrathchild** · 03-09-2002, 04:02 AM

I was a big fan of Canadiens until you guys sent Celine Dione to Las Vegas. I'll never forgive you for that.

**Terinox** · 03-09-2002, 10:05 AM

Originally posted by Wrathchild
I was a big fan of Canadiens until you guys sent Celine Dione to Las Vegas. I'll never forgive you for that.

AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!

That's just too good!

I hate that horse faced chick as well, that's why we sent her there, we couldn't handle her bullshit anymore!

**Canes4Ever** · 03-13-2002, 10:18 AM

I think this deserves a bit of a bump......good joke Terinox, and that's from a Yankee (and I say that with a grain of salt, because my Southern roots go back over 14 generations to 1688 Virginia).

**Babyweight** · 03-13-2002, 01:40 PM

Pretty funny. Have always wanted to Go to Canada!

**silverfox** · 03-13-2002, 01:45 PM

canada is a good place to live...

**Terinox** · 03-13-2002, 05:31 PM

Originally posted by eye_candy
canada is a good place to live...

ay men to that!!!

**Lil D** · 03-13-2002, 06:46 PM

Where is the best place to visit in Canada? Great story!

**Terinox** · 03-13-2002, 06:54 PM

Hmmm...very good question. I'd obviously have to say Toronto, a great place, multi-cultural. You can find EVERYTHING here. All types of stores/restaurants: oriental, middle eastern, south american, european, it's just great.

Also, you gotta get to the top of the CN Tower

And if you are visiting Toronto on a leg workout day, then you can take the stairs to the top of the tower

Also, (although i've never been there) i've heard Vancouver is a very beautiful place as well. And also Edmonton, to visit that huge mall of theirs. I've never been there myself, but it's the biggest one in the world, i think.

Damn, come to think of it, i haven't even been outside of Ontario!!! SAD!!!

**righton** · 03-13-2002, 07:09 PM

Your right about West Edmonton Mall, it is the largest and Van is f**king awesome ( my sis lives there) especially seen from Grouse mountain.

**Terinox** · 03-13-2002, 07:48 PM

shit man, i gotta fucken get out some time and see this damn country that I live in!!! DAMN!

**Pete235** · 03-14-2002, 05:55 AM

If you dig beautiful scenery....the East Coast in the Summer or Fall is the place to be. Besides...you can come drinking with me, Tigress and eye_candy

**silverfox** · 03-14-2002, 06:31 AM

Just come after april so i can drink!

**Terinox** · 03-14-2002, 09:12 AM

thnx for the invitation

will do, if i ever get the chance,

no matter how many times I read that signature i can't help cracking up!!! good old simpsons!

**ECKO 747** · 03-18-2002, 10:41 PM

Terinox, this post just made my day... Good joke bro

And just remeber boys, if its Scenery and the outdoors that you're look'n for VANCOUVER, is the place to be

**Terinox** · 03-19-2002, 10:16 AM

Everyone in my family EXCEPT me has been to Vancouver/Victoria. They say it's very beautiful there!!! Dammit, I really need to get out more

**BigK29** · 07-10-2004, 09:31 PM

We grow em bigger up here!!!! all kidding aside we are both the same they just have different problems and more off them.Oh yeah don't forget we are the most taxed population in the free world!I have some good friends south of the border and wish I could see more of them. K

**decadbal** · 07-10-2004, 09:52 PM

hahaaha u guys started a country and no one showed up...hahaha the loud mouths are why you free. so anytime we will still be waitin on the thank you card.... no worries your safe, we are still on top...hahahaha

***SV-1*** · 07-10-2004, 09:53 PM

Originally Posted by BigK29

We grow em bigger up here!!!! all kidding aside we are both the same they just have different problems and more off them.Oh yeah don't forget we are the most taxed population in the free world!I have some good friends south of the border and wish I could see more of them. K

Old fu*king post!!!

**decadbal** · 07-10-2004, 09:53 PM

yes i declared war on the nucks of the board..lol i cant wait to see the replies..

**GQ-Bouncer** · 07-10-2004, 09:55 PM

hahhahahaha cool joke

**H-BOL** · 07-10-2004, 09:58 PM

Originally Posted by RON

I wounder who those **** loud-mouth bastards could be. Maybe we could kick their ass.

anyday puss y HAAHAAHA lets do it wooooooo canadian style

LORDBLiTZ · 07-10-2004, 10:11 PM

Where is terinox?

***SV-1*** · 07-10-2004, 10:23 PM

Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ

Where is terinox?

Given his last post on this thread was 03-19-2002, I doubt he knows it's been bumped.

**mass junkie** · 07-10-2004, 10:29 PM

Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ

Where is terinox?

he just made apost about royalties in the lounge

**twosocks40** · 07-11-2004, 07:13 AM

I keep telling my wife we are gonna move to canada if this country doesn't pull it's head out of it's ARSE! I love being american but we need to get rid of 80 year old senators and ****.

-B

**3Vandoo** · 07-11-2004, 11:03 AM

Originally Posted by Wrathchild

I was a big fan of Canadiens until you guys sent Celine Dione to Las Vegas. I'll never forgive you for that.

shut up!!!!

when she'S not in vegas she living in my neighborhood pissing everyone off with her parties

LORDBLiTZ · 07-11-2004, 01:27 PM

Originally Posted by 3Vandoo

shut up!!!!

when she'S not in vegas she living in my neighborhood pissing everyone off with her parties

You're a big boy, i'm sure you could take out her bouncers

**palme** · 07-11-2004, 01:37 PM

Originally Posted by RON

I wounder who those **** loud-mouth bastards could be. Maybe we could kick their ass.

Eskimos?

yaah yaah yaaaaaaaaah

Who cleaned the dust from this thread?

**Terinox** · 07-11-2004, 01:54 PM

Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ

Where is terinox?

Wazzaaaaap?! Hehe. I'm still around, but I don't visit the board as much as I would like. Maybe once or twice a week now. It's summer time, and I'm working again, 45 to 55 hours a week

So that's that, hah!

Yay for Canada!!

**Beernutz** · 07-11-2004, 02:05 PM

Canada is a good place to live unless you live in Ontario and just get fuc@#$ in the ass by taxes. Im Canadian and i can say its a good place to be unless your scared of the cold.