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  1. 09-21-2004, 04:03 PM #1
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    I've decided to start parodying poetry threads as i see fit.

    True story. From now on, every thread that includes any type of morbidly obtuse prose will be under the excruciatingly sharp scalpel of my wit. This warning should serve as a preamble to the bludgeonings that i will bestow upon the AR members PoePrimobo, existentialenanth12, descartesdianabol, byronboldenone8, and BigGreen.

    Go about your lives, serfs.

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  2. 09-21-2004, 04:20 PM #2
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    Don't be picking on my thread Mr...I'll tase ya!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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  3. 09-21-2004, 04:26 PM #3
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    ya you sound like a weird one.
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  4. 09-22-2004, 10:50 PM #4
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    Bumpeth into the night.
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  5. 09-22-2004, 11:13 PM #5
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    You and Nathan should have a sitcom...
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