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    !@$@#(*&@! WTF? Another "**** did I knock her OUT" Post

    So my girlfriend and I were watching that new fox show, "The Next Great Champ", and she started getting all cocky, kinda shadow boxing in my face and sh!t. So, i tell the bitch to back off. Typical chick, she doesn't. So i let loose with a flurry of jabs and, while she was still in shock from the four or five sharp lefts connecting to her nose, I let loose with the motherfawkin KING of uppercuts...sends her sprawling. Now, my buddy starts applying the count. She rises to ONE knee at nine, and falls back down...where upon my buddy finishes applying the ten count, but the judges say she was up. I say I knocked her out. She got up and went on to win on points, so this is a HUGE error on the part of the judges. Can they override a ref's count!?!? I say no. So what say you, AR brothers and sisters, did I knock her out or no?

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    im actually to stunned right now to say anything

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreen
    So my girlfriend and I were watching that new fox show, "The Next Great Champ", and she started getting all cocky, kinda shadow boxing in my face and sh!t. So, i tell the bitch to back off. Typical chick, she doesn't. So i let loose with a flurry of jabs and, while she was still in shock from the four or five sharp lefts connecting to her nose, I let loose with the motherfawkin KING of uppercuts...sends her sprawling. Now, my buddy starts applying the count. She rises to ONE knee at nine, and falls back down...where upon my buddy finishes applying the ten count, but the judges say she was up. I say I knocked her out. She got up and went on to win on points, so this is a HUGE error on the part of the judges. Can they override a ref's count!?!? I say no. So what say you, AR brothers and sisters, did I knock her out or no?

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    LMAO

    Great post. Your sense of humor reminds me of one of my close friends, lol.

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    U knocked the bitch out!

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    u funny fuk

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreen
    So my girlfriend and I were watching that new fox show, "The Next Great Champ", and she started getting all cocky, kinda shadow boxing in my face and sh!t. So, i tell the bitch to back off. Typical chick, she doesn't. So i let loose with a flurry of jabs and, while she was still in shock from the four or five sharp lefts connecting to her nose, I let loose with the motherfawkin KING of uppercuts...sends her sprawling. Now, my buddy starts applying the count. She rises to ONE knee at nine, and falls back down...where upon my buddy finishes applying the ten count, but the judges say she was up. I say I knocked her out. She got up and went on to win on points, so this is a HUGE error on the part of the judges. Can they override a ref's count!?!? I say no. So what say you, AR brothers and sisters, did I knock her out or no?

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    I thought we were talking about knocking her up???

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    Bro you knocked he the fuc out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TexasFitnessGirl
    I thought we were talking about knocking her up???

    He did that while she was out. BG is a weird Mofo

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    Quote Originally Posted by RON
    He did that while she was out. BG is a weird Mofo
    In that case he better get some good old anti-e's or B12 to clear the situation right up ?

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    LMAO, definately some funny humor. Good read while takin a break from crappy hw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TexasFitnessGirl
    In that case he better get some good old anti-e's or B12 to clear the situation right up ?
    omg...nice.

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    dude never let em up... knock her ass down and jab jab

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    lol you would fit in with my boys

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    Quote Originally Posted by cb25
    omg...nice.
    Just to clarify...I was making fun of the other thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by OGPackin
    U knocked the bitch out!
    Indeed he did...

    How many times am I going to have to tell him NOT to smack her in the face with his schlong... but does he listen? Noooooo siree!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TexasFitnessGirl
    In that case he better get some good old anti-e's or B12 to clear the situation right up ?
    Smart ass! LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hometown Hero
    Smart ass! LOL
    Sorry, couldn't help myself.

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    LoL dont blame you at all.... I asked for it with that one... lol i was trying to vent off a bit of frustration but its probably best not to do it with such a sensative subject.

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    So you and your girl are beefing again huh? I told you about abusing your women big... Oh btw check your pms. I need to talk to someone framiliar.....

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    Does anyone still listen to Doug and the Slugs?

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    holy **** bg, that was funny. the one you did with nathan was good, but this one made me laugh out loud.

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    Yes, old people do.

    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
    Does anyone still listen to Doug and the Slugs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chicamahomico
    Yes, old people do.
    haha he would know!

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