New retirement program. I call it my 401Keg.

[OGPackin]

I think this was posted before, but my bro just sent it to me again. Pretty sad state if u ask me!

OG

>This gives one a new perspective on important things.....

>
>If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
>worth $49.00.
>
>With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
>
>With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
>
>If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Miller (the beer, not the stock) one
>year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum
>recycling price, you would have $214.00.
>
>Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and
>recycle. This is my new retirement program. I call it my 401Keg.

[decadbal]

i like bottles..

[needmorestrength]

lmao... wow that gives me an excuse to drink like a fish.. no more girl friends saying stop wasting money on beer to us guys lol... now if I only had a girl friend