The Best Job in the World!!

**co2boi** · 09-29-2004, 07:13 AM

What about ****t jobs like a crouch smeller at the douche testing facility....lol

**palme** · 09-29-2004, 07:19 AM

Garbage man or working at one of those factorys that make papermass, ****ing stinks! That gotto be the worst.

or the guy painting the grass green for whenever a celeb/president or other "top dog" visits a city.

**znak** · 09-29-2004, 07:29 AM

Diver Instructor is great. You get paid to teach tourists how not ot panic. If you have two female students in a group your batting average has to be around 1.000.

Fvck on the island that I worked in the Maldives, there were three restaurants and one bar. You knew that anything single would be at the bar by 9pm.

Shooting fish in a barrel.

Better than porn and a lot more variety.

**co2boi** · 09-29-2004, 07:52 AM

What about the guys that work in the supermodel dressing rooms....I would nut in my fukin pants

**znak** · 09-29-2004, 07:55 AM

Ballet teacher would be hot. Fondling tight young bods all day long is something I could get used to!

**chris64** · 09-29-2004, 07:57 AM

Originally Posted by co2boi

What about ****t jobs like a crouch smeller at the douche testing facility....lol

Thats just wrong

. Would you be smelling before (to see if the douche is required) or after (to see if the douche worked)?

**arthurb999** · 09-29-2004, 07:58 AM

Tropical beach reviewer or
The pool boy at the playboy mansion...

**palme** · 09-29-2004, 08:11 AM

Originally Posted by co2boi

What about the guys that work in the supermodel dressing rooms....I would nut in my fukin pants

You hafto be ghey to ge in there bro.

Playboy mansion pool boy sounds nice.

**HeavyHitter** · 09-29-2004, 08:19 AM

Originally Posted by palme

Garbage man or working at one of those factorys that make papermass, ****ing stinks! That gotto be the worst.

or the guy painting the grass green for whenever a celeb/president or other "top dog" visits a city.

Truthfully, sanitation was my favorite job!!! I only worked the summers but it was great. I had an amazing hook-up (Uncle is pres) and got on a truck where i was there at 6:15am and was home by 9:30am and got paid for the full day. Plus the work out was phenomanal!!

but you are right.... sometimes peoples garbages were filled w/ maggots and smelled like $HIT!!!