The Best Job in the World!!

**co2boi** · 09-28-2004, 05:29 AM

What do you guyt think the best job in the world is?

It's been a while since I read this, but it just crossed my thoughts so I figured I would share it. In some middle eastern country (I think), men are paid by the parents of virgin girls to take their daughters virginity.

Can you think of a better job?

**hung-solo** · 09-28-2004, 05:45 AM

Originally Posted by co2boi

What do you guyt think the best job in the world is?

It's been a while since I read this, but it just crossed my thoughts so I figured I would share it. In some middle eastern country (I think), men are paid by the parents of virgin girls to take their daughters virginity.

Can you think of a better job?

are you sure about that?? besides i have had virgins before and personally i would rather have someone that knows wtf they are doing..

**co2boi** · 09-28-2004, 05:47 AM

Originally Posted by hung-solo

are you sure about that?? besides i have had virgins before and personally i would rather have someone that knows wtf they are doing..

I would definitely need experienced women on the side, but a virgin would have no idea what you should or shouldn't be doing to them. Experimentation to you is just the norm as far as they know...

**DevilsDeity** · 09-28-2004, 06:02 AM

Dave Attell has a cool job "Insomniac"

get paid to bar hop.

**co2boi** · 09-28-2004, 06:55 AM

Originally Posted by DevilsDeity

Dave Attell has a cool job "Insomniac"

get paid to bar hop.

yeah, that would be tight

**TooSmall** · 09-28-2004, 06:58 AM

ive seriously thought of trying to get into porn

getting paid to have sex with hot girls with gigantic fake tits

plus youd only have to work (if you can call it that) like a couple days a month

**co2boi** · 09-28-2004, 07:29 AM

Originally Posted by TooSmall

ive seriously thought of trying to get into porn

getting paid to have sex with hot girls with gigantic fake tits

plus youd only have to work (if you can call it that) like a couple days a month

yet another great fuking job. I did consider one thing about my original post...if a parent has to pay a guy to sleep with their daughter, what does that say about the way they look? porn stars are much better than fat nasties with hairy legs

**w_rballs** · 09-28-2004, 07:47 AM

Originally Posted by co2boi

yet another great fuking job. I did consider one thing about my original post...if a parent has to pay a guy to sleep with their daughter, what does that say about the way they look? porn stars are much better than fat nasties with hairy legs

beauty is only a 6 pack and a lightswitch away!!

yeah u are right about the thing in middle eastern countries... get paid to bang virgins. how much greater can it get???

**needmorestrength** · 09-28-2004, 08:42 AM

Without a doubt I want to drive KART series!! No other better job!

**Panzerfaust** · 09-28-2004, 08:55 AM

Originally Posted by co2boi

What do you guyt think the best job in the world is?

It's been a while since I read this, but it just crossed my thoughts so I figured I would share it. In some middle eastern country (I think), men are paid by the parents of virgin girls to take their daughters virginity.

Can you think of a better job?

Yeah, but what the application does'nt tell you is that they are all 230lbs and look like Rosie O'Donnell.

**LoadeD_PistoL** · 09-28-2004, 10:32 AM

Hitman for a mafia...u get a pistol witha silencer there....

**Superhuman** · 09-28-2004, 11:05 AM

I'd say that being a spy would be a cool job, not that it's like James Bond, but It would be fun to try to pass as a natural in another country.

**jonnytour** · 09-28-2004, 12:15 PM

Best job in the world?? PRO-BODYBUILDER....LOL Suprised I am the first on to come up with that considering the board we are on!! A close second..I agree with Pistol HITMAN. Couldn't go wrong there. And of course being a porn star would be cool as well. Tons of gorgeous ass just begging, or rather being paid to beg, to be fuked!! lol

**Demon Deacon** · 09-28-2004, 12:21 PM

Navy S.E.A.L.s, Green Berrets, LAPD SWAT. Naval Aviator

**co2boi** · 09-28-2004, 12:48 PM

Oh yeah, I forgot about another bomb ass job I saw. This one guy is J-Lo's nipple tweaker. He just gets her nipples hard for boob shots in movies. Dam

PT · 09-28-2004, 12:57 PM

i had sex with a bunch of girls who were virgins during highschool. im 25 now and probably around the age of 18 banged my last virgin. now its impossible to find one. once your out of high school they are more rare then an albino tiger. but id love to have another one. (18 or above of course) id take a virgin anyday over an experianced girl. hell, if anyone knows of a good looking virgin(18 or above of course) ill trade you 3 whores for 1 virgin. and if she has a southern accent ill throw in another free one since i never had a southern girl before. well actually i did but not one with the southern accent i crave so much.

**mfenske** · 09-28-2004, 01:31 PM

Benchwarmer in the NBA. Think about it. Even the sucky, average, palooka players make like 500K a year. They get courtside seats to all games, free team apparel, all the Gatorade they can drink, and the biggest plus: chicks dig NBA players. Mark

**Panzerfaust** · 09-28-2004, 01:49 PM

Originally Posted by pietro75

i had sex with a bunch of girls who were virgins during highschool. im 25 now and probably around the age of 18 banged my last virgin. now its impossible to find one. once your out of high school they are more rare then an albino tiger. but id love to have another one. (18 or above of course) id take a virgin anyday over an experianced girl. hell, if anyone knows of a good looking virgin(18 or above of course) ill trade you 3 whores for 1 virgin. and if she has a southern accent ill throw in another free one since i never had a southern girl before. well actually i did but not one with the southern accent i crave so much.

LMAO! Do you have to have a virgin to feel like a man? Who in the hell wants a virgin? They are the worst, give me some experienced woman anyday over a virgin. I had one, i know what i am talking about here.

**co2boi** · 09-28-2004, 02:01 PM

Originally Posted by muriloninja

LMAO! Do you have to have a virgin to feel like a man? Who in the hell wants a virgin? They are the worst, give me some experienced woman anyday over a virgin. I had one, i know what i am talking about here.

For the same affect, I'll take an experienced girl that does kagels all the time...puzzy control baby YeYah

**HeavyHitter** · 09-28-2004, 02:10 PM

Originally Posted by co2boi

What do you guyt think the best job in the world is?

It's been a while since I read this, but it just crossed my thoughts so I figured I would share it. In some middle eastern country (I think), men are paid by the parents of virgin girls to take their daughters virginity.

Can you think of a better job?

Not to ruin anything... but Every job has to have its downs.... Imagine when you get those 200 lb smelly. hairy, deformed, (any other nasty thing you can think of) girl that you HAVE to deflower. I just thought about that b/c when you become a porn star, you start at some small, low-grade agency... which means less $$ and ugly girls!!! Thats what I heard atleast.

I think the best job (if you consider it a job) is inventing something... getting paid and being able to do whatever you for the rest of your life for it. My boy started some on-line casino in another country and is now a millionaire at 22 yrs old. (He is actually a boy of a boy- im not that lucky)

**co2boi** · 09-28-2004, 02:24 PM

Yeah, like the guy that invented road reflectors or vice-grips. Werd

**Money Boss Hustla** · 09-28-2004, 05:57 PM

I'm already a hustla.

**metallicafan4u69** · 09-28-2004, 06:01 PM

I would have to say...doing something you like everyday like pro bodybuilding, football, or baseball. Something to that affect. How about Robin Leach, talk with rich ppl all day long?

**Homer 8** · 09-28-2004, 06:19 PM

no i love my job im a social worker and part time bouncer i have good variety

**metallicafan4u69** · 09-28-2004, 06:24 PM

Originally Posted by keithhoman

no i love my job im a social worker and part time bouncer i have good variety

I was a manager for gnc...until I learned the truth about the rip offs they are doing to ppl walking in the doors. I thought I loved it helping ppl, which I did, but not the over priced crap they sell of theirs. Third party products good tho.

**R.Gotti** · 09-28-2004, 06:30 PM

Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla

I'm already a hustla.

what do you do

**Kärnfysikern** · 09-28-2004, 06:38 PM

astronomer

**Kärnfysikern** · 09-28-2004, 06:39 PM

one of those guys that tries video games, pc games or checkj out movies and rate them.

**TexasFitnessGirl** · 09-28-2004, 06:41 PM

I applied for this side job about a month ago, if I find the web site I will post it. Get this...They actually pay someone to go around and critique strip clubs. You get lap dances from different girls and then write reports to the owner of the organization of what strip clubs have the best dancers. I am not gay but **** thats a cool ass job.

Other than acting, I always wanted to coach pro football, but I think Pam Oliver has the coolest job - she gets to hang out on the field, report injuries and interview players and coaches. I want that job!

**metallicafan4u69** · 09-28-2004, 06:42 PM

I want to go with Texasfitnessgirl!!

**R.Gotti** · 09-28-2004, 06:45 PM

Originally Posted by TexasFitnessGirl

I applied for this side job about a month ago, if I find the web site I will post it. Get this...They actually pay someone to go around and critique strip clubs. You get lap dances from different girls and then write reports to the owner of the organization of what strip clubs have the best dancers. I am not gay but **** thats a cool ass job.

Other than acting, I always wanted to coach pro football, but I think Pam Oliver has the coolest job - she gets to hang out on the field, report injuries and interview players and coaches. I want that job!

where do I apply???

**TexasFitnessGirl** · 09-28-2004, 07:15 PM

Originally Posted by R.Gotti

where do I apply???

I will try and find the website and post the address, ya'll can apply and see what happens, they didnt call me for an interview so I guess they wanted men for the job. I would have been good at it, I am very particular!

**Spoon** · 09-28-2004, 08:20 PM

id love to be a formula 1 driver. i would also want the job of luciano huck, just in case you never heard of this guy, he's a brazillian who runs a dating game. He has access to all hotties.

**little-one** · 09-28-2004, 08:52 PM

I already have the best job in the world. Im a construction worker. Im a concrete finisher to be exact. Its awesome!! I get to work where its 110-120 degrees in the summertime. Oh hell ya! Come on you know you guys wish you were me!! Girls LOVE guys that come home dirty and smelling like shiot.

**Money Boss Hustla** · 09-28-2004, 10:22 PM

Originally Posted by R.Gotti

what do you do

Ask your Mom.

**co2boi** · 09-29-2004, 05:38 AM

[QUOTE=TexasFitnessGirl]I applied for this side job about a month ago, if I find the web site I will post it. Get this...They actually pay someone to go around and critique strip clubs. You get lap dances from different girls and then write reports to the owner of the organization of what strip clubs have the best dancers. I am not gay but **** thats a cool ass job.

Yeah, that is a sweet azz job. Please let me know if you find that website.
TFG: You avatar is now much more appropriate for someone of your um...build

**palme** · 09-29-2004, 05:42 AM

Pornstar!

**GETSOME** · 09-29-2004, 06:57 AM

Originally Posted by palme

Pornstar!

that would be the best job. just think waking up in the morning and just saying to yourself, "Ahh who and how many chicks am i going to bang today?" And oh yea get paid for it as well...i would be like the banana man all day long

**Chemical King** · 09-29-2004, 07:06 AM

Id like to get paid to bang Britney, Christina, and Maddona all in the same session, hell if nobody wanted to pay me id do it for free.

I know maddonis gettin old and that, but bet she gives head like nobody else with her wealth of experience, and I bet Christina goes all night cos she looks like the type and as for Britney she looks like a good all rounder

**co2boi** · 09-29-2004, 07:13 AM

Originally Posted by shaun_brotherton

Id like to get paid to bang Britney, Christina, and Maddona all in the same session, hell if nobody wanted to pay me id do it for free.

I know maddonis gettin old and that, but bet she gives head like nobody else with her wealth of experience, and I bet Christina goes all night cos she looks like the type and as for Britney she looks like a good all rounder

**** bro, I could make a big azz list of girls that I would bang for free...not to mention the many more I would bang for money