Ladies: How unsexy is a cauliflower ear?

**AnabolicBoy1981** · 09-29-2004, 03:28 PM

I used to shootfight so my left ear is retarded. Anyway, just wondering how that really affects my scoring with chicks, or at least in them finding me attractive.

Like if a dude was from a scale of 1-10 and he ranked say,8, and then you noticed his ear would it just bring him down to 6, or like 1?

here is my ear on the attachment. sexy huh?

**statuZ** · 09-29-2004, 03:38 PM

this is such a weird thread that i think im going to just pretned li;ke i didnt read it.

**AnabolicBoy1981** · 09-29-2004, 03:57 PM

weird? Why? It's a valid question.

**OGPackin** · 09-29-2004, 04:00 PM

Originally Posted by AnabolicBoy1981

weird? Why? It's a valid question.

Theres nothing wrong with the subject of ur thread bro. Most anything and everything is talked about in the Lounge. Why not ur cauliflower ear......

The gorgous women of AR plz answer this mans question....

OG

**AnabolicBoy1981** · 09-29-2004, 05:52 PM

thanx OGpackin

**TexasFitnessGirl** · 09-29-2004, 05:58 PM

Nah doesn't bother me, i am not that superficial!

**Red Ketchup** · 09-29-2004, 06:33 PM

Thats not much of cauliflower ear bro, seriously it barely shows...

One of my buddies had the nastiest cauli ears I've ever seen... high school and college years of greco-roman wrestling and (as if that wasn't bad enough) rugby left this guy with ears that really looked like warped cauliflowers.

I say don't worry about, I doubt most ladies would even notice.

Red

**R.Gotti** · 09-29-2004, 06:34 PM

jajajaj is backwards just flip it back inside.

**juicehoe** · 09-29-2004, 07:04 PM

Its not that bad... why didnt u just wear headgear?

**kloter1** · 09-29-2004, 07:08 PM

brock lesnar style!

**AnabolicBoy1981** · 09-29-2004, 07:10 PM

Originally Posted by Red Ketchup

Thats not much of cauliflower ear bro, seriously it barely shows...

One of my buddies had the nastiest cauli ears I've ever seen... high school and college years of greco-roman wrestling and (as if that wasn't bad enough) rugby left this guy with ears that really looked like warped cauliflowers.

I say don't worry about, I doubt most ladies would even notice.

Red

maybe the picture makes it look smaller, but i think people notice. It protrudes out if looking at my face head on, which you can't see from that pic.
Sometimes i see people look at it instead of looking at my eyes when i talk to them. Old men have said things to me on several occasions like "You musta been a wrestler." or "I know i wretler when i see one." type thing. This one psyciatrist i was seeing for ADD out of nowhere on my first appointment says "What happened to your ear?" I was like " I used to wrestle and stuff" and she had a dead look on her stupid face, so i had to explain it to her.
People outside of wrestling and boxing circles prolly just think i'm deformed.
I never was bothered with it before but now it's getting to me and making me self conscious.

**AnabolicBoy1981** · 09-29-2004, 07:14 PM

Originally Posted by juicehoe

Its not that bad... why didnt u just wear headgear?

I used to get it even when i did wear headgear. I musta drained that sonavabitch 20 times. My dad would do it with his dental needles. Then i just started doin it myself.
Hey, talk about painful injecting!
or dejecting rather.

**AnabolicBoy1981** · 09-29-2004, 07:15 PM

Originally Posted by TexasFitnessGirl

Nah doesn't bother me, i am not that superficial!

Jee, thanx.

Have you ever seen one on a dude before, or is this new for you?

**OGPackin** · 09-29-2004, 07:17 PM

Originally Posted by AnabolicBoy1981

maybe the picture makes it look smaller, but i think people notice. It protrudes out if looking at my face head on, which you can't see from that pic.
Sometimes i see people look at it instead of looking at my eyes when i talk to them. Old men have said things to me on several occasions like "You musta been a wrestler." or "I know i wretler when i see one." type thing. This one psyciatrist i was seeing for ADD out of nowhere on my first appointment says "What happened to your ear?" I was like " I used to wrestle and stuff" and she had a dead look on her stupid face, so i had to explain it to her.
People outside of wrestling and boxing circles prolly just think i'm deformed.
I never was bothered with it before but now it's getting to me and making me self conscious.

Hey bro, if its bothering u why dont u go see a plastic surgeon...? A good b00b job costs around $5grand. How much could an ear cost...? Atleast thats what i would do.....Hang in there bro!

OG

**TexasFitnessGirl** · 09-29-2004, 07:20 PM

Originally Posted by AnabolicBoy1981

Jee, thanx.

Have you ever seen one on a dude before, or is this new for you?

You know my brother was a boxer/wrestler a few of his friends had them. I remember when I was about 6 he brought one of his wrestling buddies over and his were all ****ed up. I didn't even care he was so big and muscular I fell in love with him. Little girl crushes hehehehe

**AnabolicBoy1981** · 09-29-2004, 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by OGPackin

Hey bro, if its bothering u why dont u go see a plastic surgeon...? A good b00b job costs around $5grand. How much could an ear cost...? Atleast thats what i would do.....Hang in there bro!

OG

I did. it was 1500 per ear. My right ear ain't hardly that bad. Can't even really see it on that one just a little on the top.
He said he'd be able to make it look somewhat better, but not exactly perfect. That could mean anything though.
Besides...I may want to step into the ring again. i feel it beckoning me.

**AnabolicBoy1981** · 09-29-2004, 07:26 PM

Originally Posted by TexasFitnessGirl

You know my brother was a boxer/wrestler a few of his friends had them. I remember when I was about 6 he brought one of his wrestling buddies over and his were all ****ed up. I didn't even care he was so big and muscular I fell in love with him. Little girl crushes hehehehe

cool!

I went to brazil once and the women down there actually find it attractive! They pinch it and say "Jiu jitsu?", god belss'em.

Now, would you go as far as to say a cauliflour ear is manly?

**Spoon** · 09-29-2004, 07:29 PM

Originally Posted by AnabolicBoy1981

I used to shootfight so my left ear is retarded. Anyway, just wondering how that really affects my scoring with chicks, or at least in them finding me attractive.

Like if a dude was from a scale of 1-10 and he ranked say,8, and then you noticed his ear would it just bring him down to 6, or like 1?

here is my ear on the attachment. sexy huh?

are they permanent or if you stop wrestling etc. it will go back to normal?

**AnabolicBoy1981** · 09-29-2004, 07:38 PM

Originally Posted by Spoon

are they permanent or if you stop wrestling etc. it will go back to normal?

they are permenant once the blood and fluid harden. They can be drained if you get to it fast enough. I used to be able to wait as long as five days before it gets hard, but the last one got hard in a day! I think it's cuz there was alot more blood in there than the other times. That last time i got really mangled.

**juicehoe** · 09-29-2004, 08:17 PM

weird i never had a problem and i wrestled for 2 years

Originally Posted by AnabolicBoy1981

I used to get it even when i did wear headgear. I musta drained that sonavabitch 20 times. My dad would do it with his dental needles. Then i just started doin it myself.
Hey, talk about painful injecting!
or dejecting rather.

**OGPackin** · 09-29-2004, 08:20 PM

Originally Posted by AnabolicBoy1981

I did. it was 1500 per ear. My right ear ain't hardly that bad. Can't even really see it on that one just a little on the top.
He said he'd be able to make it look somewhat better, but not exactly perfect. That could mean anything though.
Besides...I may want to step into the ring again. i feel it beckoning me.

Go see a different Doctor bro. Its alwasy better to get a couple of opinions....

OG

**Panzerfaust** · 09-29-2004, 09:06 PM

Originally Posted by AnabolicBoy1981

I used to shootfight so my left ear is retarded. Anyway, just wondering how that really affects my scoring with chicks, or at least in them finding me attractive.

Like if a dude was from a scale of 1-10 and he ranked say,8, and then you noticed his ear would it just bring him down to 6, or like 1?

here is my ear on the attachment. sexy huh?

Yeah, i know a nice doberman pincher bitch that would like that pork chop of an ear you got there.

**OGPackin** · 09-29-2004, 09:18 PM

Originally Posted by muriloninja

Yeah, i know a nice doberman pincher bitch that would like that pork chop of an ear you got there.

Daaaaayum! I just spit my water all over my flat screen....lol

OG

**Demon Deacon** · 09-29-2004, 10:03 PM

You can get it drained my friend. (A few years of wrestling and i am a califlower ear expert...look at me ha)

**AnabolicBoy1981** · 09-30-2004, 01:05 PM

Originally Posted by Demon Deacon

You can get it drained my friend. (A few years of wrestling and i am a califlower ear expert...look at me ha)

you're joking right? My ear is as hard as a rock now. No juice left in there, just scar tissue.

**partyboynyc** · 09-30-2004, 01:08 PM

Originally Posted by AnabolicBoy1981

you're joking right? My ear is as hard as a rock now. No juice left in there, just scar tissue.

is a professional MMA fighter. he's had his ears drained when there was fluid. this dude has the worst cauliflower ears i have ever seen!!youe **** look like it's non existant compared to this guy i know. i mean it is str8 nasty!

**1badcamaro** · 09-30-2004, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by TexasFitnessGirl

Nah doesn't bother me, i am not that superficial!

Good, then that still gives guys like me a chance..............not that i'm ugly, well not THAT ugly, seriously, my mom thinks i'm cute

**ColdSore** · 09-30-2004, 03:25 PM

ive seen ALOT worse bro...i wouldnt worry about that

**Demon Deacon** · 09-30-2004, 09:01 PM

Originally Posted by AnabolicBoy1981

you're joking right? My ear is as hard as a rock now. No juice left in there, just scar tissue.

Hmmm... I know people who wrestled for years and then after they were done with the sport had surgery to drain it and it went back to normal.... now you got me thinking.

**Panzerfaust** · 09-30-2004, 09:23 PM

I drain mine asap and stay off the mat if need be, no pork chops for me.

Don't wanna look like Saku or Wallid.

**Soldier of Misfortune** · 09-30-2004, 09:57 PM

My right ear sticks out further than my left cuz when I was a baby I would fold my ear in n out whenever I was tired. I still do actually. Most girls think its cute when I tell em. Its pretty noticable to cuz I have an Army hair cut and when you look straight on its deff stickin out. Dont sweat it. Its fine.