09-30-2004, 07:52 AM #1
New retirement program. I call it my 401Keg.
I think this was posted before, but my bro just sent it to me again. Pretty sad state if u ask me!
>This gives one a new perspective on important things.....
>If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
>With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
>With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
>If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Miller (the beer, not the stock) one
>year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum
>recycling price, you would have $214.00.
>Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and
>recycle. This is my new retirement program. I call it my 401Keg.
09-30-2004, 07:56 AM #2
i like bottles..
09-30-2004, 09:59 AM #3
lmao... wow that gives me an excuse to drink like a fish.. no more girl friends saying stop wasting money on beer to us guys lol... now if I only had a girl friend
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