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  1. #1
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    Are you a Bad American?

    I Am A Bad American
    George Carlin Speaks Out...

    I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.

    I like big cars, big hooters, and big paychecks.

    I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some
    mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to
    give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.

    I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in

    I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way.

    I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two

    I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse
    Jackson preaches, where does he get his money & why is he always part
    of the problem and not the solution?

    I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment
    than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the
    bill to put your pansy tail through 4-7 years of college, you haven't
    begun to be enlightened.

    I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.

    I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.

    I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for
    unpopular opinions or actions.

    I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

    My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled Dr.
    Quinn, Medicine Woman.

    I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

    I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

    I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts
    now, when I am freezing my butt through a long winter?

    I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty
    years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't
    burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks
    and neither have you, so shut up already.

    I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're
    running from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass
    over if you are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

    I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't
    want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation of
    the world for the next four years.

    I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your
    license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus
    until you promise to never delay the rest of us again.

    I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.

    If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American. If
    you too are a BAD American please forward this to everyone you know.

    We need our country back!
    Sincerely George Carlin

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    I'm a bad American because I questioned the PATRIOT ACT.

    Hello, it's called the "PATRIOT ACT". I must hate my country.

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    john wayne was acoward, look at all the actors who went and faught from his timeperioud, and he sat on his ass.... screw john wayne.... jimmy stewart is more of a hero than him...errol flynn

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