Is this true about Texas???
Knew a good bro I worked with, traveled on business alot...
One night there was like 5 of us... Dude from Texas... Me
a born and bread Jersey knucklehead... A bro from NYC, a
bro from Chicago and a bro from North Jersey...
So the dude from Texas after about 15-16 beers starts talkin
openingly about all kinds of things... Actually all of us did and
he says how he hates mutha phuckers from New York and the
only thing he hated worst was assholes from New Jersey... lol
Well he said this without know where any of us were from...
so now we have 2 Jersey boys, and a NYC boy busting his
balls about how backwards Texas is and he was telling us
even though we'll all cool drinking together, that if we were
to trespass on his property in Texas and say be trying to
break into his truck that legally he could shoot and kill us
and since he know knew we were from Jersey and NYC he
would and the brotha wasn't kidding one bit about that ****...
It was kind of funny cus to me that stuff is funny, been told that
**** before and i'm still here, so i just laughed and we all started
busting his balls, but i'll tell you what that big Texas boy put away
at least 24 beers and still walked with no problem back up to his
hotel room that night...
You Texas bros are crazy mofos and you all can drink like crazy too...
I put away at least 15 screwdrivers and i was the lightweight of
the group... What a business ****ing trip that was....:rolleyes: Got
kicked out of a strip joint, almost got into a fight with 5-6 bouncers
cus one of our business bros was caught sucking on a tit right out
in the open kind of against the dancers will... we would have wrecked
them all with the crew we had of about 9-10 of us and all pretty big
boys... also almost got arressed for driving like assholes back to the
hotel... caused a scene anywhere and everywhere we went and were
all were hung over for the flight home after 4 days on the road drinking
and hell raising everynight...
I miss those days...