I'm rubbing myself inappropriately...

You guys really oughtta get in on this action. Oh yeah...


Creeped out yet? For all you know I could be telling the truth. Or, better yet, I could have gone out and bought a whole bunch of small rodents (any rodent should do), and then rubbed some type of food rodents eat (like shoes or feces or something) all over my crotch. And, as I type this, all of my rodent pets could be eating the rodent food off of my genitalia. I should hire a little man to be in my presence at all times to make sure I don't say anything overly embarrassing. Were he working right now, he'd be so fired let me tell you.

I like to feed rodents to make snake... :spudnik6:

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wow.....im gonna go puke....see ya

sicko...i like it...lol

especially when said rodents get all fat from the food infested genitailiers and get really sleepy, extra sleepy after playing some zamphir and then stuffing the little sleepy trusting bastards in your, well you know.

p.s Dont trim the nails...TRUST ME!