scarrrryyyyy

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10-15-2004, 02:12 AM
1badcamaro

scarrrryyyyy

ok i'm drunk so i feel like telling this story i heard tonight. This girl in KY was babysitting a couple of kids and they were in the basement watching a movie but this clown statue was really freaking her out so she called the parents and asked them if she could move it out of the room because it scared her. They told her that they didnt have any statues in the house and to get the hell out of there. It turns out that it was this psycho that had been living in that house for over a week. The parents just thought the kids were being silly when they told them that a clown came to visit them at night......Seriously ppl, that would be the freakiest $hit ever and i would have crapped my pants...........and its true too, cause i'm to drunk for it to be false........scarry huh
10-15-2004, 02:20 AM
georgie24

your gay
10-15-2004, 02:39 AM
1badcamaro

georgie, i'm going to have to kcik your a$$ my friend. Cause its scary and you would poop your pants if that happened to you
10-15-2004, 02:41 AM
Blown_SC

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Originally Posted by georgie24

your gay

:lol:

Bro... I can honestly say that would cause me to sheet my pants :D
10-15-2004, 03:40 AM
statuZ

is this real?
10-15-2004, 03:40 AM
statuZ

is this real?
10-15-2004, 03:40 AM
statuZ

is this real?
10-15-2004, 03:40 AM
statuZ

is this real?
10-15-2004, 04:03 AM
statuZ

is this real?
10-15-2004, 05:44 AM
dolfyns70

Even if this story is not true you gave me knot's in my stomach. That story freaked me out.
10-15-2004, 06:13 AM
Red Ketchup

Shît!!!

You guys found me out! :lol:

Anyone know how to get blood off my clown suit btw? :D

Red
10-15-2004, 09:32 AM
1badcamaro

well they said the guy was only 5'0'' tall so i thought maybe mass was up to something :hello:
10-15-2004, 09:34 AM
partyboynyc

that reminds me

can you ask that girl for my oversized shoes and my red nose back!!i had to run out in a hurry...
10-15-2004, 09:36 AM
1badcamaro

haha, but seriously, i mean i know we're all dudes here and we're thinking, i would have just whooped his a$$ but if you were seriously put in that situation, i'm betting 99% would drop a load in their pants
10-15-2004, 09:41 AM
partyboynyc

i would

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Originally Posted by 1badcamaro

haha, but seriously, i mean i know we're all dudes here and we're thinking, i would have just whooped his a$$ but if you were seriously put in that situation, i'm betting 99% would drop a load in their pants

grab the first sharp or blunt object i could find and if there wasn't any.... i would haul my white ass the **** out of that house like a god**** jaibreak!!!call me a pussy , but at least i wouldn't be a pussy that got killed by a ****ing clown. that would be embarassing
10-15-2004, 09:45 AM
1badcamaro

i could see the headline.......bodybuilder killed by 5'0'' clown. Yea, that'd be pretty embarressing, but you'd be dead so it wouldn't matter to much i suppose
10-15-2004, 10:05 AM
OSTIE

there an article of this somewhere?
10-15-2004, 10:25 AM
1badcamaro

i'm not sure, it'd be nice if someone in kentucky would chime in, they'd probably have a better idea if there was. Cause i'm sure there is.
10-15-2004, 10:52 AM
imann

Are the killer clowns trying to make a come back?
10-15-2004, 10:54 AM
allsaucedup

i fvcking hate clowns! clowns and that thing in the burger king commercials
10-15-2004, 10:54 AM
partyboynyc

i would like to see

the 5'0 killer clown have sex with paris hilton in that night vision camera thingy!!!that might be interesting.
10-15-2004, 10:55 AM
1badcamaro

i woke up to him the other morning, kind of freaked me out, but then he gave me a breakfast sanwhich and hashbrowns and we're cool
10-15-2004, 11:02 AM
R.Gotti

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Originally Posted by 1badcamaro

i woke up to him the other morning, kind of freaked me out, but then he gave me a breakfast sanwhich and hashbrowns and we're cool

WTF you are babysitting :scratch: you told me you were a cop before. wth :unsure:
10-15-2004, 11:02 AM
partyboynyc

see

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Originally Posted by 1badcamaro

i woke up to him the other morning, kind of freaked me out, but then he gave me a breakfast sanwhich and hashbrowns and we're cool

not all clowns are bad. they just have to warm up to you.
10-15-2004, 11:07 AM
Red Ketchup

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Originally Posted by partyboynyc

not all clowns are bad. they just have to warm up to you.

Does that mean you have to spoon with the clown?

Red
10-15-2004, 11:10 AM
symatech

i think thats also the girl who gave the whole hs football team a blowjob and had to go to the hospital to get a gallon of semen pumped out of her stomach. seriously, it happened to a girl i know.

urban legend bro, Ive heard that story many a time before. So dont loose any sleep over it :)
10-15-2004, 11:19 AM
1badcamaro

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Originally Posted by R.Gotti

WTF you are babysitting :scratch: you told me you were a cop before. wth :unsure:

i dont get it? How did u get that i was babysitting out of any of that, or was there supposed to be something humorous about what you said? :unsure:
10-15-2004, 11:21 AM
calidude

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Originally Posted by R.Gotti

WTF you are babysitting :scratch: you told me you were a cop before. wth :unsure:

No he plays cops and robbers with the kids. :lol:
10-15-2004, 11:44 AM
1badcamaro

well you have to handcuff the little bastards or they try to get away........i wish they'd just lay still sometimes
10-15-2004, 11:52 AM
JKali

I hate clowns, especially after steven king's IT. If there was some random clown I'd be hauling A** so fast out of there...the kids would have to fend for themselves. Ugh, i'm so creeped out right now my skin is crawling even if it is a false story.
10-16-2004, 10:06 AM
Slick Arrado

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Originally Posted by JKali

I hate clowns, especially after steven king's IT. If there was some random clown I'd be hauling A** so fast out of there...the kids would have to fend for themselves. Ugh, i'm so creeped out right now my skin is crawling even if it is a false story.

I started hating clowns after Poltergeist(sp?). "IT" just added to my hatred. :spudniklu
10-16-2004, 10:41 AM
Psychotron

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Originally Posted by imann

Are the killer clowns trying to make a come back?

the movie with the clowns from outter space, oh man that movie was so awesome.

anyone remember Monster In The Closet?
10-16-2004, 10:42 AM
itsallmental

crackheads.................
10-16-2004, 10:44 AM
imann

A classic that never got it's dues
10-17-2004, 12:22 AM
workdude

I'm breaking off a little something on any clown I catch in my basement. Besides I have 3 boy the clown wouldn't know what hit him! :lol:
10-17-2004, 12:59 AM
RoNNy THe BuLL

Was it a girl clown. Because...I would try to have sex with it.
10-17-2004, 11:01 AM
AnabolicAlien

hey ronny...

hey ron... all girls are clowns bro... you didn't know that? :wg:

A.A.
10-17-2004, 12:46 PM
UNNAMED-FEELING

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Originally Posted by 1badcamaro

i could see the headline.......bodybuilder killed by 5'0'' clown. Yea, that'd be pretty embarressing, but you'd be dead so it wouldn't matter to much i suppose

s*** :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: