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    I just found a kitten in my garage....

    I was coming home from work and when i opened up the garage door i see this little black kitten inside joggin for the back of my garage. He ducked behind the hot water heater and wont come out. I left some water and food out, but it doesnt look like hes touched it. I just went down and checked on him. He was sitting on a box just in front of the water heater. As soon as i got closer he ducked back behind it. He only looks a few weeks old and is really skinny.....What should i do...? And plz no smart arss responses...thxs

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    smash it, before it betrays you and attacks u while u sleep... trust me kittens are deadly

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    give him time bro, just continue to leave the food out, and once he starts eating it, keep moving it farther and farther away from the heater and eventually he might come up to you with the food.

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    You have a paintball gun?? Turn it up on HIGH and he'll get out of your garage... quick.


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    yea and try maybe putting alil milk mixed with some soft food

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    You have a paintball gun?? Turn it up on HIGH and he'll get out of your garage... quick.

    lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1badcamaro
    give him time bro, just continue to leave the food out, and once he starts eating it, keep moving it farther and farther away from the heater and eventually he might come up to you with the food.
    I'll try that bro. All i have is adult cat food though. I'll pickup some kitten food tomorrow and see if that does the trick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mitch428cj
    yea and try maybe putting alil milk mixed with some soft food

    Ur right milk might be better.

    Notice how im ignoring u guys....

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    yea, you asked for no smart a$$ remarks and ppl still have no respect......good luck with the kitten bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by OGPackin
    I was coming home from work and when i opened up the garage door i see this little black kitten inside joggin for the back of my garage. He ducked behind the hot water heater and wont come out. I left some water and food out, but it doesnt look like hes touched it. I just went down and checked on him. He was sitting on a box just in front of the water heater. As soon as i got closer he ducked back behind it. He only looks a few weeks old and is really skinny.....What should i do...? And plz no smart arss responses...thxs

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    So much for no smart ass remarks eh!!??try cat nip.. get it treats and put them on the floor.. Young cat's prefer small spaces for a while, nothing personal.. that's why you always put em in a bathroom or something small.. Def feed it milk! IMO def keep it.. cats are beautiful pets!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1badcamaro
    yea, you asked for no smart a$$ remarks, hows this for gay, id phuck that kitten silly when i caught it..
    dirty bastard you... no respect man..no respect

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    well i'd make sure it was a girl cat first

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    Hey my answer wasnt smart azz.. Id seriuosly do that...

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    Well, if you wanna make it move without hurting it, get a squirt gun or spray bottle with water and give it a few squirts... you can also call animal control...

    On the other hand, if you would consider keeping it... well, milk and catfood will work when hunger overpowers fear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    Well, if you wanna make it move without hurting it,
    why woudlnt u wanna hurt it, its a cat... they are a glutton for punishment, u throw em off a house, what do they do, land on their feet and act like nothing happend, till they come off the 4th floor... the we see who laughs last and walks away..

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    So much for no smart ass remarks eh!!??try cat nip.. get it treats and put them on the floor.. Young cat's prefer small spaces for a while, nothing personal.. that's why you always put em in a bathroom or something small.. Def feed it milk! IMO def keep it.. cats are beautiful pets!
    Actually cows milk is bad for a kitten. Go to the store and get some soft cat food .... and some kitten chow. It's smaller pieces for him. Put a little box with a towel in it and maybe he'll comeout and get in the box to sleep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Actually cows milk is bad for a kitten. Go to the store and get some soft cat food .... and some kitten chow. It's smaller pieces for him. Put a little box with a towel in it and maybe he'll comeout and get in the box to sleep.
    1% is fine. and its a treat they love it which is why u dont give it to em often.. but it would work to draw him out

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    Close the garage door with your car started. Put a couple towels at the bottom of the door.

    In a few hrs... he'll be sleeping alright.

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    That is NOT nice!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    Close the garage door with your car started. Put a couple towels at the bottom of the door.

    In a few hrs... he'll be sleeping alright.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    Close the garage door with your car started. Put a couple towels at the bottom of the door.

    In a few hrs... he'll be sleeping alright.



    you evil sum of a beetch

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    Close the garage door with your car started. Put a couple towels at the bottom of the door.

    In a few hrs... he'll be sleeping alright.
    now thats a sensible idea, how i didnt think of it yet i dont know, but duelly noted and id advise you to do this asap... good one big

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Actually cows milk is bad for a kitten. Go to the store and get some soft cat food .... and some kitten chow. It's smaller pieces for him. Put a little box with a towel in it and maybe he'll comeout and get in the box to sleep.

    Good idea with the box and towel CB! I'll probably keep him, but im not sure my other two cats will like it....

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    Quote Originally Posted by OGPackin
    Good idea with the box and towel CB! I'll probably keep him, but im not sure my other two cats will like it....

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    id keep him to... dead tied by a rope in front of my garage to warn all other cats. this is what happens to cats who trespass... or if i were gay like u

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    id keep him to... dead tied by a rope in front of my garage to warn all other cats. this is what happens to cats who trespass... or if i were gay like u

    oh my god my stomach is cramped im laughin so hard

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    deca ... ever dropped a cat on a mirror? THEY FREAK!!!!

    they'll land on their back... side... anything but their feet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    deca ... ever dropped a cat on a mirror? THEY FREAK!!!!

    they'll land on their back... side... anything but their feet...
    no, but the next cat i see, i will kidnap and do that to, then put in an old mail box and throw in a river

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    id keep him to... dead tied by a rope in front of my garage to warn all other cats. this is what happens to cats who trespass... or if i were gay like u

    You guys are cruel!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    then put in an old mail box and throw in a river
    **** you guys really hate cats huh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    id keep him to... dead tied by a rope in front of my garage to warn all other cats. this is what happens to cats who trespass... or if i were gay like u

    Fuker! hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    no, but the next cat i see, i will kidnap and do that to, then put in an old mail box and throw in a river
    Hang em in the closet in a plastic grocery bag... they LOVE it

    Or throw them in the shower... close the sliding door RIGHT after you turn the shower on full blast...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    no, but the next cat i see, i will kidnap and do that to, then put in an old mail box and throw in a river
    Deca ..........you're quickly moving to my chitlist!

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    wait....

    the cat didn't happen to be on anadrol did it?

    My Kitten Just Ate My Anadrol!!!!! Lol!!

    A.A.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Deca..........you're quickly moving to my chitlist!
    but im on a list...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    but im on a list...lol
    lol i luv u deca ur funny as fukk bro.

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    lock the kitty in a room with 4 dobermans running 500mgs of test, im sure theyll be playing nicely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    but im on a list...lol
    Glad you're happy to be on a list

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    Quote Originally Posted by itsallmental
    lol i luv u deca ur funny as fukk bro.
    i do what i can brotha... and i hate cats yes... no reason to lie or hide it..lol

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    ...seems appropriate for this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Glad you're happy to be on a list
    least its not the cufffed and waffled list..lol

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