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10-19-2004, 12:02 AM #1Associate Member
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WTF???!!! This stupid girl is trying to get back at me!
As some of you might know from a previous post where I farted while recieving fellatio, the same chick, I think, has tried to get even with me. Today, I was fixing some oats and eggs, I get a phone call at around 10 AM. I pick up the phone and suddenly hear a strange farting noise, lol. I look at the caller ID and it says Payphone. I'm like yeah real funny.. haha.
I leave to the gym to go workout, I come home and see I have 7 messages. First message was a friend who inquired about fantasy football trade. Next one was my mom. Guess what the next one was? I'll give you a hint: it sounded like something that came out of someone's ass.
Next message: same ol ****(no pun intended). And the next: phhhhhtttt!!
I go and drink my post workout shake and sure enough the phone rings. I wearily answer and this dude starts talking a bunch of **** how he's going to beat my ass and how I did his girl wrong and not to call her (wtf? i never called her, but we did exchange numbers at the bar I met her at).
He keeps saying how I'm marked and how he's going to etc etc. He is talking quite a bit of ebonics now. So I get fed up and tell this clown to bring it.
I get the feeling that she didnt tell him I farted on her face, but did something else. So I tell him, hey man, like you never farted around a female. Then he gets real crazy and is making some serious threats.
Anyways, should I call the girl and tell her hey sorry I farted on your face or should I call the police and tell them the whole story? I don't want any troubles.
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10-19-2004, 12:13 AM #2
Call the police.. tell them everything
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10-19-2004, 12:17 AM #3
omg dude, i'm sorry but that is hilarious. just reminds of me of the time where a girl sucked me off for 45 minutes because if i tightened up, i would have ripped a$$ on her face
As for your situation, i wouldn't worry about it unless this guy continues the threats. Find out if hes big or not and if he isnt, then whoop his a$$
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10-19-2004, 12:39 AM #4Originally Posted by 1badcamaro
Does it matter how big he is?
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10-19-2004, 12:42 AM #5Associate Member
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Originally Posted by BigMike J
no, i could care less how big he is. My concern is going off what he was saying, I'm marked, how he has guns and how he has a "crew".
but like I said, I told the to bring it and we'll go from there. but I also dont need this **** just because some slut can't stand a harmless fart.
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10-19-2004, 12:44 AM #6Associate Member
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all this for a fart?
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10-19-2004, 01:05 AM #7Originally Posted by BigRandy
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10-19-2004, 01:07 AM #8
get her back to you place and fart on her again..
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10-19-2004, 01:07 AM #9Originally Posted by palme
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10-19-2004, 01:10 AM #10Retired Vet
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Originally Posted by Tony Soprano
Hilarious story btw...
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10-19-2004, 01:28 AM #11
holy sh1t, im laughing so hard over here...sorry to hear your troubles but this story is like out of a movie
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10-19-2004, 01:31 AM #12
Call and apologise to her.. and tell her how sorry you really are, and that you in no way was trying to disrespect her by ****ting in her face. Smooth talk her. Get her back. Then once you got her back rip a new fart for her calling yo house so many times and farting on your phone.
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10-19-2004, 01:31 AM #13
Yes it does sound like a movie.......one that I would watch many times over lol.
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10-19-2004, 01:34 AM #14Originally Posted by chicamahomico
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10-19-2004, 06:49 AM #15
are u sure u just farted? maybe you SHARTED?
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10-19-2004, 07:05 AM #16AR Hall of Fame
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Next time your phone rings, pick it up and let one rip.
~SC~
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10-19-2004, 07:21 AM #17Originally Posted by SwoleCat
"Ohh hi mom..."
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10-19-2004, 10:12 AM #18
Be nice and get her back over to your place. This time ram her backdoor and cut that juice free on her face. follow up with telling her you don't think it will work out between you guys
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10-19-2004, 10:19 AM #19Originally Posted by Benches505
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10-19-2004, 10:32 AM #20
Yeah I'm sure they'll love this one...
Originally Posted by BigMike J
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10-19-2004, 12:08 PM #21Originally Posted by BigMike J
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10-19-2004, 12:23 PM #22Originally Posted by UNNAMED-FEELING
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10-19-2004, 12:27 PM #23
i think its quiet clear what u must do.. track her down, kill her and destroy the body..
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10-19-2004, 12:29 PM #24Anabolic Member
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Originally Posted by UNNAMED-FEELING
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10-19-2004, 12:32 PM #25
Just tell her where you come from it's customary to fart while receiving oral......like belching in Turkey after a meal. hahahahahaha
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10-19-2004, 12:34 PM #26Originally Posted by Juggy Snout
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10-19-2004, 12:34 PM #27Banned
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this is one of the most comical threads i have ever read.
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10-19-2004, 12:45 PM #28Originally Posted by physio_sport
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10-19-2004, 03:05 PM #29Originally Posted by Tony Soprano
i'm huge too, i'm like six-six and eight hunad poundz
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