WTF???!!! This stupid girl is trying to get back at me!

[Tony Soprano]

As some of you might know from a previous post where I farted while recieving fellatio, the same chick, I think, has tried to get even with me. Today, I was fixing some oats and eggs, I get a phone call at around 10 AM. I pick up the phone and suddenly hear a strange farting noise, lol. I look at the caller ID and it says Payphone. I'm like yeah real funny.. haha.

I leave to the gym to go workout, I come home and see I have 7 messages. First message was a friend who inquired about fantasy football trade. Next one was my mom. Guess what the next one was? I'll give you a hint: it sounded like something that came out of someone's ass.
Next message: same ol ****(no pun intended). And the next: phhhhhtttt!!

I go and drink my post workout shake and sure enough the phone rings. I wearily answer and this dude starts talking a bunch of **** how he's going to beat my ass and how I did his girl wrong and not to call her (wtf? i never called her, but we did exchange numbers at the bar I met her at).

He keeps saying how I'm marked and how he's going to etc etc. He is talking quite a bit of ebonics now. So I get fed up and tell this clown to bring it.

I get the feeling that she didnt tell him I farted on her face, but did something else. So I tell him, hey man, like you never farted around a female. Then he gets real crazy and is making some serious threats.

Anyways, should I call the girl and tell her hey sorry I farted on your face or should I call the police and tell them the whole story? I don't want any troubles.

[BigMike J]

Call the police.. tell them everything

[1badcamaro]

omg dude, i'm sorry but that is hilarious. just reminds of me of the time where a girl sucked me off for 45 minutes because if i tightened up, i would have ripped a$$ on her face

As for your situation, i wouldn't worry about it unless this guy continues the threats. Find out if hes big or not and if he isnt, then whoop his a$$

[BigMike J]

omg dude, i'm sorry but that is hilarious. just reminds of me of the time where a girl sucked me off for 45 minutes because if i tightened up, i would have ripped a$$ on her face

As for your situation, i wouldn't worry about it unless this guy continues the threats. Find out if hes big or not and if he isnt, then whoop his a$$

Does it matter how big he is?

[Tony Soprano]

Does it matter how big he is?

no, i could care less how big he is. My concern is going off what he was saying, I'm marked, how he has guns and how he has a "crew".

but like I said, I told the to bring it and we'll go from there. but I also dont need this **** just because some slut can't stand a harmless fart.

[BigRandy]

all this for a fart?

[palme]

all this for a fart?

Must have smelled really bad

[anaBROLIC]

get her back to you place and fart on her again..

[anaBROLIC]

Must have smelled really bad

mmmm protien..lol

[Blown_SC]

I leave to the gym to go workout, I come home and see I have 7 messages.
I go and drink my post workout shake and sure enough the phone rings.

Bro, drink your PWO shake (2:1 ratio of Dextrose : Protein) earlier, within 15 mins of your workout...

Hilarious story btw...

[helios]

holy sh1t, im laughing so hard over here...sorry to hear your troubles but this story is like out of a movie

[BigMike J]

Call and apologise to her.. and tell her how sorry you really are, and that you in no way was trying to disrespect her by ****ting in her face. Smooth talk her. Get her back. Then once you got her back rip a new fart for her calling yo house so many times and farting on your phone.

[chicamahomico]

Yes it does sound like a movie.......one that I would watch many times over lol.

[BigMike J]

Yes it does sound like a movie.......one that I would watch many times over lol.

American Pieslingers

[needmorestrength]

are u sure u just farted? maybe you SHARTED?

[SwoleCat]

Next time your phone rings, pick it up and let one rip.

~SC~

[palme]

Next time your phone rings, pick it up and let one rip.

~SC~

Hehehe!

"Ohh hi mom..."

[Benches505]

Be nice and get her back over to your place. This time ram her backdoor and cut that juice free on her face. follow up with telling her you don't think it will work out between you guys

[mushroomstampr]

Be nice and get her back over to your place. This time ram her backdoor and cut that juice free on her face. follow up with telling her you don't think it will work out between you guys

truly ruthless man. And i'd say 99% of people who call you and get all hyped up on their guns and killing you with their flipmode squad are all bull****ers. If he was so hard why wouldnt he just show up at your door with the squad? I say just go on about your day and stop drinking the protein shakes b4 u get brains so you can cut down on your fart-capades.

[Jack87]

Yeah I'm sure they'll love this one...

Call the police.. tell them everything

[UNNAMED-FEELING]

Call and apologise to her.. and tell her how sorry you really are, and that you in no way was trying to disrespect her by ****ting in her face. Smooth talk her. Get her back. Then once you got her back rip a new fart for her calling yo house so many times and farting on your phone.

deff not. tell this guy ull meet him when u do beat the s*** outta him then use a knife and tear his f***** guts open ull feel alot better and ull be safe since hell be dead

[calidude]

deff not. tell this guy ull meet him when u do beat the s*** outta him then use a knife and tear his f***** guts open ull feel alot better and ull be safe since hell be dead

I didn't believe in Roid rage but i might reconsider.

[decadbal]

i think its quiet clear what u must do.. track her down, kill her and destroy the body..

[Butch]

deff not. tell this guy ull meet him when u do beat the s*** outta him then use a knife and tear his f***** guts open ull feel alot better and ull be safe since hell be dead

Holy sh*t...I would down the dosage of the test bro...maybe implement some weed into your diet....

[Juggernaut]

Just tell her where you come from it's customary to fart while receiving oral......like belching in Turkey after a meal. hahahahahaha

[hung-solo]

Just tell her where you come from it's customary to fart while receiving oral......like belching in Turkey after a meal. hahahahahaha

i still think you should have asked her to give you a shocker then fart hahaahhaha.. wait that might hurt......nevermind..

[physio_sport]

this is one of the most comical threads i have ever read.

[BigMike J]

this is one of the most comical threads i have ever read.

Really ?

[jimmyivory]

He keeps saying how I'm marked and how he's going to etc etc. He is talking quite a bit of ebonics now. So I get fed up and tell this clown to bring it.

yeah, that was me on the phizzone and you bess reconize, fool. i be bangin with semis and sawedoffs like my name was eastwood

i'm huge too, i'm like six-six and eight hunad poundz

--word is bond--