BigGreen's Official "Top Ten Posters" of the week

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10-20-2004, 12:26 AM
BigGreen

BigGreen's Official "Top Ten Posters" of the week

I will be updating this thread and/or issuing a new 'top ten' ever Monday (yes, I'm late on this one i know). Rest assured, this is the most prestigious list you can be on as it relates to this board. I am now the 'be-all/end-all" of social status here at AR. I will not, however, fall victim to every thinly veiled attempt to pander to my ego in an attempt to make the list. The list is compiled by a super-secret computer formula that places a mathematical value on the quality (not quantity) of your posts for the week. The issue is not up for debate. So, without further delay, the introductory edition of my TOP TEN - the most prestigious AAS board ranking on the internet. Oh, and though I'd undoubtedly have a permanent part in the top ten for my olde englif anticf and starting of the parody movement, I shall keep myself off of the list for purposes of fairness.

Please note: the top ten is based 75% on performance for that week alone, with a 25% 'legacy' allowance for good posts over the last two weeks as to give some credit for past performance while relying largely on recent posts. If this is too time consuming I shall switch to a monthly top ten. Though I'd like to keep "why not me??" and "why (insert name here)??" replies to a minimum, I WILL defend my choices if asked about a specific poster...

10. DecaDbal
9. OGPackin
8. KeyMastur
7. Johan
6. Commando Barbi
5. Bigen12
4. Big 'Ol Legs
3. Rambo
2. BigMike J
1. MassJunkie

That is all....carry on.
10-20-2004, 12:40 AM
statuZ

wheres my name? you cant be leaving me out bro wtf.
10-20-2004, 01:13 AM
bigol'legs

dang... #4

I guess I am honored to be on the list. And dont worry BG, the check I sent you for 5$ shouldnt bounce. (I hope) :D

p.s. you spelled my name incorrectly. The ' comes after the ol :wg:
10-20-2004, 01:33 AM
palme

No way!?!? MJ is #1!? :eek:

:rolleyes:
10-20-2004, 01:41 AM
rambo

I have to say that I'm more upset about the fact that the flying monkey henchman is #1 than I am that I, The Lord God, has been relegated to a tertiary position.

Consider yourself smited.
10-20-2004, 01:47 AM
BigGreen

Quote:

Originally Posted by palme

No way!?!? MJ is #1!? :eek:

:rolleyes:

His incessant mentioned of breasts, particulary while using the term "boobies", tipped the scales in his favor. The committee has spoken.
10-20-2004, 01:49 AM
BigGreen

Quote:

Originally Posted by rambo

I have to say that I'm more upset about the fact that the flying monkey henchman is #1 than I am that I, The Lord God, has been relegated to a tertiary position.

Consider yourself smited.

You had a slower than usual week. While one absolutely brilliant post can propel someone to the upper portions of the poll, that is very tough and I will concede that some amount of volume is necessary for success in the power rankings (though blatant post-whoring can knock one down a few spots).
10-20-2004, 01:54 AM
rambo

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigGreen

You had a slower than usual week. While one absolutely brilliant post can propel someone to the upper portions of the poll, that is very tough and I will concede that some amount of volume is necessary for success in the power rankings (though blatant post-whoring can knock one down a few spots).

This doesn't mean you're unsmited. Go now, and repent.

And for the last time, just because it's endangered, doesn't mean it's any more delicious.
10-20-2004, 01:58 AM
BigGreen

Quote:

Originally Posted by rambo

This doesn't mean you're unsmited. Go now, and repent.

And for the last time, just because it's endangered, doesn't mean it's any more delicious.

And with that remark, ladies and gentlemen, Rambo has summarily revealed himself as an individual never having partaken in the delicacy of Dodo bird wings......simply mouthwatering even if the chef neglects to prepare them in an ivory pan lightly simmered in snowy white owl blood.
10-20-2004, 02:01 AM
houseofpain

my new life goal is to obtain my spot on "the list" :D
10-20-2004, 02:03 AM
rambo

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigGreen

And with that remark, ladies and gentlemen, Rambo has summarily revealed himself as an individual never having partaken in the delicacy of Dodo bird wings......simply mouthwatering even if the chef neglects to prepare them in an ivory pan lightly simmered in snowy white owl blood.

My fowl-flatulating friend here has obviously never reveled in the saucy succulence of White Rhino semen. Your ignorance of its superiority is by far indicative of your supbar social echelon.
10-20-2004, 07:22 AM
OGPackin

Im honored to even be mentioned with such a distinguished group of tallywackers....:)

OG
10-20-2004, 07:31 AM
mass junkie

"I" RULE...plain and simple....thank you thank you.........just another great thing happening on this glorious day :D
10-20-2004, 07:33 AM
hung-solo

phew i dodged a close one.. :wg:
10-20-2004, 08:57 AM
decadbal

man, i made it, i dont know what to say, so many ppl to thank, im a little nervous, i mean, first off god, i mean he gave me the ablitiy to ramble and create nothing where life was void, its not so much that im great, but everyone else isnt... i try, ill keep it up for you guys..
10-20-2004, 09:30 AM
Bigen12

Whoo Hoo,

I think I will have a protein shake to celebrate.... A banana one at that....

Then I am going to Disney Land....

I wish I was allowed to have a signature; I would surely list this accomplishment along side my many other accolades……
10-20-2004, 09:32 AM
decadbal

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigen12

accolades……

im sure u meant esoclade... dumbass georgia ppl...hahaha...lol
10-20-2004, 09:41 AM
Bigen12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Decadbal

im sure u meant esoclade... dumbass georgia ppl...hahaha...lol

I am sure that you mean, Escalade, and Yes those are very popular within the more urban settings, of the great state of Georgia. However as I live in more of a rural setting, a Pickup Truck is my conveyance of choice. :lol:
10-20-2004, 09:52 AM
Juggernaut

I'm at a total loss for words...........

I can see the reason for Rambo being on the list....he's such a flare for the venacular not to mention the ablity to type with his feet and third leg.......but Mass? Total outrage if you ask me....hell, a chicken drunck on sour mash could peek out the word "boobies".
10-20-2004, 10:22 AM
Commando_Barbi

Wow I'm honored :).
10-20-2004, 10:23 AM
hung-solo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigen12

I am sure that you mean, Escalade, and Yes those are very popular within the more urban settings, of the great state of Georgia. However as I live in more of a rural setting, a Pickup Truck is my conveyance of choice. :lol:

hahahaha..
10-20-2004, 05:02 PM
bigol'legs

Is it next week yet... :D
10-20-2004, 05:32 PM
KeyMastur

i wanna know how i got to be # 8 .... i'm always on, but behind the scenes :D don't post that much....
10-20-2004, 06:15 PM
BigMike J

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigGreen

His incessant mentioned of breasts, particulary while using the term "boobies", tipped the scales in his favor. The committee has spoken.

lmfao... too funny. I am honored to be #2 :D
10-20-2004, 06:17 PM
BigMike J

Quote:

Originally Posted by mass junkie

"I" RULE...plain and simple....thank you thank you.........just another great thing happening on this glorious day :D

Happy Birthday again :cheers:
10-21-2004, 01:16 PM
BigGreen

Quote:

Originally Posted by KeyMastur

i wanna know how i got to be # 8 .... i'm always on, but behind the scenes :D don't post that much....

You had some very key posts this week that did NOT go unnoticed. I would elaborate, but I don't want people to start to get a feel for the rankings and try to manipulate their way in.
10-21-2004, 01:25 PM
partyboynyc

this poll is biased and boycotted by me

i made this board for years. everyone should thank me everyday for being here as all my posts should have their own **** forum. **** you all and this poll you ungrateful bastards
10-21-2004, 01:31 PM
Juggernaut

Quote:

Originally Posted by partyboynyc

i made this board for years. everyone should thank me everyday for being here as all my posts should have their own **** forum. **** you all and this poll you ungrateful bastards

Party, had BigGreen gone on past posts you'd have been numero uno with the spider thread. A masterpiece if there ever was one. And not to mention with you getting all senior on us with the age thing he could have tossed you a bone or something. Or it could be he dislikes you because of your skills with the ladies. hahahahahaha
10-21-2004, 01:46 PM
BigMike J

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juggy Snout

Party, had BigGreen gone on past posts you'd have been numero uno with the spider thread. A masterpiece if there ever was one. And not to mention with you getting all senior on us with the age thing he could have tossed you a bone or something. Or it could be he dislikes you because of your skills with the ladies. hahahahahaha

Spider thread? I missed that.. got a link
10-21-2004, 01:49 PM
Juggernaut

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMike J

Spider thread? I missed that.. got a link

Sorry bro, I'm at work and pressed for time......I'm sure one of the other bros can find it.....Party for sure has too know how to find it. Trust me....it's in a dead heat with the "Sust Man" thread for my all time fav.
10-21-2004, 01:51 PM
partyboynyc

i'm over all of it

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juggy Snout

Party, had BigGreen gone on past posts you'd have been numero uno with the spider thread. A masterpiece if there ever was one. And not to mention with you getting all senior on us with the age thing he could have tossed you a bone or something. Or it could be he dislikes you because of your skills with the ladies. hahahahahaha

no more fun for anyone. **** this
10-21-2004, 01:54 PM
rambo

I think PBNYC hit his prime with the Carvel post. It's been all downhill after that.
10-21-2004, 02:31 PM
BigGreen

Quote:

Originally Posted by partyboynyc

no more fun for anyone. **** this

I will admit that the poll is flawed, particularly in its infancy. Recall, however, that these were the top ten posters simply for the seven days leading up to the poll. I may just come up with an all time top ten if I have the time and inclination. To be fair, your honesty in the 'rate these girls' thread alone could have gotten you on the list, but there were simply some exceptional posts this week by some darkhorses.
10-21-2004, 02:34 PM
partyboynyc

i'm just playing around

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigGreen

I will admit that the poll is flawed, particularly in its infancy. Recall, however, that these were the top ten posters simply for the seven days leading up to the poll. I may just come up with an all time top ten if I have the time and inclination. To be fair, your honesty in the 'rate these girls' thread alone could have gotten you on the list, but there were simply some exceptional posts this week by some darkhorses.

i appreciate your posts and i'm just joking around. the only person i hate on this board is ******* so other than that i love all you guys!!!big hugs for all!!!
10-21-2004, 03:00 PM
Maraxus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juggy Snout

Party, had BigGreen gone on past posts you'd have been numero uno with the spider thread. A masterpiece if there ever was one. And not to mention with you getting all senior on us with the age thing he could have tossed you a bone or something. Or it could be he dislikes you because of your skills with the ladies. hahahahahaha

The spider thread...that thread was a classic lol.
10-21-2004, 03:07 PM
BigMike J

Ok.. so the search begins for the spider thread.
10-21-2004, 03:12 PM
BigMike J

Does the spider thread = the,"Cricket killed my flow"?

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...43#post1336243

anyhow.. i do remember this one.