ok im now a born again SURGEON

Okay, I'll be the first to admit it. A B.A. in English does NOT qualify one to be a surgeon. I thought that since it came from a top school and I had watched several episodes of ER as well as some other hospital show on TLC, that I could in fact perform routine surgeries using some simple household tools, bleach and some **** I picked up from Ebay.

A few arrests and "practicing medicine without a license" charges later, I'm willing to admit the err of my ways. Though, I do believe I learned a lot from my mistakes and would ultimately make a good surgeon. I will first, however, go read some medical books.....until then, consider me a born again surgeon who will not cut another human (well, in the name of medicine anyway) until I graduate from a med school in the tropics.

*Works Cited: http://67.18.108.244//showthread.php?t=128981

from what im told, blown is in need of anal stimulation, and im sure your steady hands would be perfect

you guys are funny. Lets not make fun of JCstomper now. He might hit you with his V card.

If you happen to migrate towards implant surgery please let me know........I'm thinking of adding a little to the ole caboos.

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Originally Posted by Decadbal

from what im told, blown is in need of anal stimulation, and im sure your steady hands would be perfect

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:lol: Ewwwwwwww....

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Originally Posted by BigGreen

Okay, I'll be the first to admit it. A B.A. in English does NOT qualify one to be a surgeon. I thought that since it came from a top school and I had watched several episodes of ER as well as some other hospital show on TLC, that I could in fact perform routine surgeries using some simple household tools, bleach and some **** I picked up from Ebay.

A few arrests and "practicing medicine without a license" charges later, I'm willing to admit the err of my ways. Though, I do believe I learned a lot from my mistakes and would ultimately make a good surgeon. I will first, however, go read some medical books.....until then, consider me a born again surgeon who will not cut another human (well, in the name of medicine anyway) until I graduate from a med school in the tropics.

*Works Cited: http://67.18.108.244//showthread.php?t=128981

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You know its quite funny.. especially since there was actually a person who pulled that off.. Just recently here in Canada.. there was a "doctor" who was discovered.. For the last 7 years he has been practising... literally because he had nooo training what so ever! I was wondering why he was checking my throat with that uhhh lol

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Originally Posted by needmorestrength

You know its quite funny.. especially since there was actually a person who pulled that off.. Just recently here in Canada.. there was a "doctor" who was discovered.. For the last 7 years he has been practising... literally because he had nooo training what so ever! I was wondering why he was checking my throat with that uhhh lol

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Come on now, be honest!


You started doubting this Doctor after feeling both of his hands on your shoulders, while he was doing a prostate exam. :lol:

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Originally Posted by Bigen12

Come on now, be honest!


You started doubting this Doctor after feeling both of his hands on your shoulders, while he was doing a prostate exam. :lol:

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Lol well he was so gentle at first.. I thought it was how you checked those things.. Then I recalled my tailor :unsure: .. THATS NOT HOW YO MEASURE PANTS lol

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Originally Posted by BigGreen

Okay, I'll be the first to admit it. A B.A. in English does NOT qualify one to be a surgeon. I thought that since it came from a top school and I had watched several episodes of ER as well as some other hospital show on TLC, that I could in fact perform routine surgeries using some simple household tools, bleach and some **** I picked up from Ebay.

A few arrests and "practicing medicine without a license" charges later, I'm willing to admit the err of my ways. Though, I do believe I learned a lot from my mistakes and would ultimately make a good surgeon. I will first, however, go read some medical books.....until then, consider me a born again surgeon who will not cut another human (well, in the name of medicine anyway) until I graduate from a med school in the tropics.

*Works Cited: http://67.18.108.244//showthread.php?t=128981

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:roflol:

funny funny funny