Thread: ok im now a born again SURGEON
10-20-2004, 02:55 AM #1
ok im now a born again SURGEON
Okay, I'll be the first to admit it. A B.A. in English does NOT qualify one to be a surgeon. I thought that since it came from a top school and I had watched several episodes of ER as well as some other hospital show on TLC, that I could in fact perform routine surgeries using some simple household tools, bleach and some **** I picked up from Ebay.
A few arrests and "practicing medicine without a license" charges later, I'm willing to admit the err of my ways. Though, I do believe I learned a lot from my mistakes and would ultimately make a good surgeon. I will first, however, go read some medical books.....until then, consider me a born again surgeon who will not cut another human (well, in the name of medicine anyway) until I graduate from a med school in the tropics.
*Works Cited: http://184.108.40.206//showthread.php?t=128981
10-20-2004, 10:38 AM #2
from what im told, blown is in need of anal stimulation, and im sure your steady hands would be perfect
10-20-2004, 10:44 AM #3
you guys are funny. Lets not make fun of JCstomper now. He might hit you with his V card.
10-20-2004, 10:44 AM #4
If you happen to migrate towards implant surgery please let me know........I'm thinking of adding a little to the ole caboos.
10-20-2004, 01:17 PM #5Retired Vet
Originally Posted by Decadbal
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10-20-2004, 01:30 PM #6Originally Posted by BigGreen
10-20-2004, 01:42 PM #7Originally Posted by needmorestrength
You started doubting this Doctor after feeling both of his hands on your shoulders, while he was doing a prostate exam.
10-20-2004, 02:05 PM #8Originally Posted by Bigen12
10-20-2004, 03:08 PM #9Originally Posted by BigGreen
10-20-2004, 06:28 PM #10
funny funny funny
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