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    Unhappy Really weird question

    ok here it goes......i have a question about my slong and wonder if anybody knows whatthe hell this is. ok....it feels like there is a bb or something hard on the bottom side of the shaft of my slong. when it is hard you can actually see like a raise in the skin. i dont know what the hell this is. i know that it is no kind of std or anything because i just got my routine test resilts back the other day. again it feels like there is a bb underneath my skin or something. does anybody have any ideas of what the hell it is? it pisses me off because it is kinda sore when i wack off. i have to be careful when i wack off to not pull to hard. this sucks does anybody have any ideas?????? this is a serious question................

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    Quote Originally Posted by muff-chaser
    ok here it goes......i have a question about my slong and wonder if anybody knows whatthe hell this is. ok....it feels like there is a bb or something hard on the bottom side of the shaft of my slong. when it is hard you can actually see like a raise in the skin. i dont know what the hell this is. i know that it is no kind of std or anything because i just got my routine test resilts back the other day. again it feels like there is a bb underneath my skin or something. does anybody have any ideas of what the hell it is? it pisses me off because it is kinda sore when i wack off. i have to be careful when i wack off to not pull to hard. this sucks does anybody have any ideas?????? this is a serious question................

    it sounds like a calcium deposit or something. its harmless. quit wacking off so much man. give it a break hahahahaha before you get calases on that **** thing

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    so i shouldnt worry about it? i need that thing to work in perfect order at all times. i am 20 years old, its hard to give it a break!!!!!!

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    i dont know bro,,, i would defly have it checked out by a doc. especially if it bothers you. No reason to take any chances with that kinda $hit!! besides maybe its a wart or form of herpes that your unfamiliar with. there is no testing for those STDs. unless you see it.!!

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    i got calcium deposits all over my body there like little rocks underneath the skin it must be weird having one on yo dck!! hahaha

    BETTER SAFE THEN SORRY BRO!!!

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    I have one on my elbow.. feels like a bb under my skin.. yep i bet that's what it is. Don't worry about it. Harmless.

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    see a doctor and know for sure. Better finding if it's cancer early than having your dick lopped off....

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    willl it go away if its a caclium deposit?

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    bump

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    Quote Originally Posted by muff-chaser
    willl it go away if its a caclium deposit?
    nope... well im pretty sure they dont and if they do its not for a long ass time...

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    maybe a cyst (sp?) or genetial warts... not sure...

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    its not an std

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    how do i tell my mom????lol

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    um.... you don't. How old are you?!?

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    20 years old, i think im gonna TRY to quit wakkin it for a few days and see what happens, it will be tough but i have to do it.

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    See what happens when you shoot in your dick.


    Just playing. If you are that worried go see a doc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by muff-chaser
    20 years old, i think im gonna TRY to quit wakkin it for a few days and see what happens, it will be tough but i have to do it.

    Excellent muff. Ok can you post your no spanking cycle in the members cycle section.
    How many weeks do you intend not to touch it for?
    Will you be using any aids or supplements, like handcuffing both hands to the bedhead at night?
    What will PCT be? Lot's of light petting and rubbing up against the lounge?
    Give us the day by day blows, including any night sweats, and lower groin pumps/back pain.
    Will you be on a special diet? as in no oysters?
    Good luck bro and keep us posted.

    Just remember this next time you are in the shower - It's yours and you can wash it as hard and as fast as you want to! I live by this........

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    prolly a genital wart, men wont test positive for em... get a girl u screwed last, if u have.... with all the jackin off, u prolly dont have a recent one, and have her tested to make sure..

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    is it a callous from wacking off too much? Tell the truth...

    That or it's a pea trying to escape from your small intestine.

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    early symptom of AIDS

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    Quote Originally Posted by tubbytank
    Excellent muff. Ok can you post your no spanking cycle in the members cycle section.
    How many weeks do you intend not to touch it for?
    Will you be using any aids or supplements, like handcuffing both hands to the bedhead at night?
    What will PCT be? Lot's of light petting and rubbing up against the lounge?
    Give us the day by day blows, including any night sweats, and lower groin pumps/back pain.
    Will you be on a special diet? as in no oysters?
    Good luck bro and keep us posted.

    Just remember this next time you are in the shower - It's yours and you can wash it as hard and as fast as you want to! I live by this........

    that was great!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASStermind
    early symptom of AIDS
    thats wrong.... and your avatar freaks the **** out of me!!!!

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    I too am disturbed, yet strangely aroused by his avatar...is that morally wrong?

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    that was funny as hell tubby, well i know its not a genital wart the last girl i was with just got on birth control and they do a test for that stuff. i dont think u understand this is under the skin, there is nothing coming through the skin, no sore or nothing, i have seen pics of gen warts i know its not that for a fact. .......mayne i should up my dosage of nolva from 20 mg to 80 until symptoms susbside.....lol

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    ahh now I see. Ok all jokes aside, I think you should up the nolva. Because obviously you are developing abreast on your penis. While this may be contrary to all other instances of gyno, there is a first for everything!
    What you need now is to spice it up a bit. Have you ever noticed that women always say what's the fascination with breasts? After all they say, it's just two lumps of fat. They say this in conjunction to holding them up or cupping them, while you start to bar up. Let me let you in on a little secret. It's because they have a nipple on them! That's right. Slap a nipple on anything and it immediately becomes interesting. Especially to guys. For example, we've all seen bikini posters. Great, but show a bit of nip, wahla! What's good becomes great. You could slap a nipple on a bulls forhead and immediatley a crowd of guys will gather and admire the bull.
    My advice, spice your growing penis-breast up with a nipple if upping the nolva doesn;t help. This may garner a lot of unwanted attention from guys, and cause your spanking to increase which won;t help the soreness, but will be more aesthetic to the eye and provide hours of spontaneous intellectual discussion amongst your peers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tubbytank
    ahh now I see. Ok all jokes aside, I think you should up the nolva. Because obviously you are developing abreast on your penis. While this may be contrary to all other instances of gyno, there is a first for everything!
    What you need now is to spice it up a bit. Have you ever noticed that women always say what's the fascination with breasts? After all they say, it's just two lumps of fat. They say this in conjunction to holding them up or cupping them, while you start to bar up. Let me let you in on a little secret. It's because they have a nipple on them! That's right. Slap a nipple on anything and it immediately becomes interesting. Especially to guys. For example, we've all seen bikini posters. Great, but show a bit of nip, wahla! What's good becomes great. You could slap a nipple on a bulls forhead and immediatley a crowd of guys will gather and admire the bull.
    My advice, spice your growing penis-breast up with a nipple if upping the nolva doesn;t help. This may garner a lot of unwanted attention from guys, and cause your spanking to increase which won;t help the soreness, but will be more aesthetic to the eye and provide hours of spontaneous intellectual discussion amongst your peers.
    We definitely have too much time on our hands!!

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    I know what a schlong is, but he said slong.

    Is there a difference? Is a slong not a long as a schlong, or is a slong the same as a ding dong gone wrong?

    ~SC~

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    man thats just a funny story. you sound like one sad pathetic lil man. HOP

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    No No No its gotta be cancer......... yep cancer

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    its not ****in cancer

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASStermind
    early symptom of AIDS
    WOW tough crowd

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    Quote Originally Posted by hung-solo
    it sounds like a calcium deposit or something. its harmless. quit wacking off so much man. give it a break hahahahaha before you get calases on that **** thing
    I have a calcium deposit right on my quad about the size of a quarter.... I need to get it removed before next comp, sticks out like a sore thumb.

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    Don't worry man your kewl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bryan2
    No No No its gotta be cancer......... yep cancer
    Not funny. Cancer is nothing to joke about. Mark

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    Your best hope would be it's a second dick growing.

    More likely, some kinda std.

    best thing to do, see a doc.

    -Sean

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    prolly a genital wart, men wont test positive for em... get a girl u screwed last, if u have.... with all the jackin off, u prolly dont have a recent one, and have her tested to make sure..
    dude i was serious...

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    I got this hard lump on my dick but tahts where my ex gf almost bent it in half when she was really pissed off. Now I got a small hard lump there, chicks love it though, it feels like a ribbed condom

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    Great now he's not sure if he has AIDS, Cancer, or some sort of STD.

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    well i had sex last night so i know my **** still works.....

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