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    Its that time of the night where we start to ask the serious questions....

    How many people have ever been caught masterbating?

    Or has anybody ever accidently caught somebody?




    I've never really been caught... in all honesty, I dont even really pull the weed that much anymore.



    BUT


    One time in high school I left the porno in the VCR and my mother found it.

    It was def. a weird moment

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    Once.. with my dog.


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    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT

    Wrong thread... my bad.

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    ...... you know come to think of it, I dont have a personal experience with that to share really as ive always been quite carefull lol. But I do know a kid that got cought beating off in his closet with a hustler and a flashlight. Whats actually worse is his mom went off on him 4 it lol, hardcore christian or something. Ofcourse this has been quite some time ago, early years of highschool even.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hometown Hero
    ...... you know come to think of it, I dont have a personal experience with that to share really as ive always been quite carefull lol. But I do know a kid that got cought beating off in his closet with a hustler and a flashlight. Whats actually worse is his mom went off on him 4 it lol, hardcore christian or something. Ofcourse this has been quite some time ago, early years of highschool even.


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... thats great.

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    I remember his mom made him quit the basketball team over it lol. She actually marched his ass into the locker room and made him say something along the lines of "I can't play anymore guys mom cought me beating off".

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    I havent caught him yet.... but my girlfriends little brother spends longer than usual in the bathroom, and for some reason I dont think he's constipated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hometown Hero
    I remember his mom made him quit the basketball team over it lol. She actually marched his ass into the locker room and made him say something along the lines of "I can't play anymore guys mom cought me beating off".

    You cant be serious.

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    LOL you know he's in there slappin his junk around.

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    Dude I am all to seriouse.... I mean we all felt bad for him even we didn't even start giving him hell over it until a month or so afterwords. We didn't want him hanging his self or anything lol.

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    That would def. suck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EastCoaster
    I havent caught him yet.... but my girlfriends little brother spends longer than usual in the bathroom, and for some reason I dont think he's constipated.
    roflmao... that funny man. Yep i remember those days

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigMike J
    roflmao... that funny man. Yep i remember those days


    Oh yea... the bathroom was clutch

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    Ohh man I can do you one better. This kid I knew in highschool.... was floppin his junk around for this girl on webcam tryen 2 get her to pull her tits out for him or somethin I guess. Well she takes a couple screen shots, and down the road they have a falling out... she takes the pictures gives them to another guy he makes a website for it and puts up flyers all over their school spamming the link. So more or less a large percentage of about 1200 ppl saw this ****er beating the dick like it owed him money.

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    i caught myself doing it most of the times...

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    I remember when i first discovered the actual jerking motion.. man did my life change after that.. before it was just playing with it for hours hoping i would get that happy feeling.

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    What mades it funny, is back then when we were goin it, we actually thought it was an orginal idea to lock ourself in the bathroom while we jack the stack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hometown Hero
    Ohh man I can do you one better. This kid I knew in highschool.... was floppin his junk around for this girl on webcam tryen 2 get her to pull her tits out for him or somethin I guess. Well she takes a couple screen shots, and down the road they have a falling out... she takes the pictures gives them to another guy he makes a website for it and puts up flyers all over their school spamming the link. So more or less a large percentage of about 1200 ppl saw this ****er beating the dick like it owed him money.


    OK, now you're making up stories.

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    LOL at 13 wtf kind of material do you have to beat off with. A **** sears catalog? LOL ......... mmmmmmmmmm GRANNY PANTIES

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    Oh **** man.. i have a funny story. I was 14 yrs old when this happend.

    I was in the bathroom beathing my mean while laying in the tub.. full of water. Well i was being rushed.. of course i was taking care of business. Anyhoo i hurry up and blow my load it's in the water somewhere.. somwhow it got into my hair and i was totally being rushed did not even have time to actually shower or anything so i just get out of the tub and go outside to say bye to my aunt.. then my aunt goes to tell me i have something in my hair. It was a huge wad of cum. I tried to play it off. I was like, "eww i think that's snot"


    She know what it was..puahahahaha i remember that like yesterday.

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    Bro... I remember I used to get off on victoria secret catalogs if I couldnt find anything else better. I was a jerky little bastard.

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    dude that is far from made up.... on my life that is a true story. Dudes girl got pissed at him and put him on the net. Ofcourse his family raised complete and mortal hell tried to pull all kinds of legal **** to no avail.

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    Beat off material is everywhere when you are that age. **** i used too beat off to newspaper advertisements for women bathing suits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigMike J
    Oh **** man.. i have a funny story. I was 14 yrs old when this happend.

    I was in the bathroom beathing my mean while laying in the tub.. full of water. Well i was being rushed.. of course i was taking care of business. Anyhoo i hurry up and blow my load it's in the water somewhere.. somwhow it got into my hair and i was totally being rushed did not even have time to actually shower or anything so i just get out of the tub and go outside to say bye to my aunt.. then my aunt goes to tell me i have something in my hair. It was a huge wad of cum. I tried to play it off. I was like, "eww i think that's snot"


    She know what it was..puahahahaha i remember that like yesterday.


    Oh man... we have a lot of story tellers tonight.












    Thats a good one though

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    LOL your right dude, when your that young you got a nice imagination. Kids now have it made.... all of them have internet. WTF

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hometown Hero
    dude that is far from made up.... on my life that is a true story. Dudes girl got pissed at him and put him on the net. Ofcourse his family raised complete and mortal hell tried to pull all kinds of legal **** to no avail.

    Yea right buddy. I'm gonna start calling you Dr. Sues for now on because all you do is tell make-believe stories.

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    I wish that was made up.

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    I remember we had a kid at school who couldn't keep his hands off it, finally was kicked out for jerking off in homeroom during lunch hour, apparently a teacher came into the classroom early to set up for the next lesson and found this guy jacking off over...wait for it... the biology textbook, the chapter on reproduction. He was lucky they kicked him out, the s**t we would have given him for that.

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    lol ..... I'm sure it was a learning experience for the kid. Never pull your junk out on camera with your face in the shot lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ticboy
    I remember we had a kid at school who couldn't keep his hands off it, finally was kicked out for jerking off in homeroom during lunch hour, apparently a teacher came into the classroom early to set up for the next lesson and found this guy jacking off over...wait for it... the biology textbook, the chapter on reproduction. He was lucky they kicked him out, the s**t we would have given him for that.

    Oh, thats bad.... stretching the band outside of the privacy of your own home.

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    Eastcoaster is right.. stop telling stories you liers

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    LoL jack off in homeroom at school? Wow... thats brave..

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    Quote Originally Posted by EastCoaster
    What mades it funny, is back then when we were goin it, we actually thought it was an orginal idea to lock ourself in the bathroom while we jack the stack.
    ha ha, yeh, "i ll be out in a minute..," very sneaky

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    BigMike and I have been given moderator privledges for this thread by the adminstration. Dont think twice that we wont regulate that ass.


    Quote Originally Posted by BigMike J
    Eastcoaster is right.. stop telling stories you liers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hometown Hero
    LoL jack off in homeroom at school? Wow... thats brave..
    In a Catholic school, run mainly by priests, very, very brave

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    Ive got a better question for you..... who has cought a chick double clickin her mouse lol. I have yet to walk in on one of those... surely to god girls aren't telling the truth when they say they dont help themselves out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EastCoaster
    BigMike and I have been given moderator privledges for this thread by the adminstration. Dont think twice that we wont regulate that ass.
    I have my eyes open too

    Now.. listen to my real story

    When i was 15 jerked off to my In school suspension teacher.. she was fugly as hell too. Sitting in a cubical for 8 hours str8 plays with a mans mind. You start to fantasize about other stuff. Mine was screwing my nasty ass iss teacher.. ewww, and yep i jerked of to her in the men bathroom. Man that is nasty. any of you ever jerk off to a skank on purpose? I hope not. This lady had the breath of a mule. **** i must have been desperate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ticboy
    In a Catholic school, run mainly by priests, very, very brave
    WHAT!!!! YEA RIGHT.

    The only time jerking off in public is accepted is when its around priests.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Hometown Hero
    Ive got a better question for you..... who has cought a chick double clickin her mouse lol. I have yet to walk in on one of those... surely to god girls aren't telling the truth when they say they dont help themselves out.
    It's all about the pleasing.. if she thinks your cock is not as good as her finger don't be offended.

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    when i was 14, my mom found a towel full of dry cum in my room, there was not a spot on it that cum did not cover it.....i stayed in my room for weeks after she told family members and her friends what she has found.....

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