I hate DirecTV

Ok I switched cable services at my place from Comcast to DirecTV because oh the ****ty service that Comcast would give me. I was planning on ordering the Mr. Olympia contest through their PayPerView. Low and behold DIRECFUKINGTV DOES NOT OFFER THE MR.OLYMPA. My curiousity was killing me so I go to Comcast AND THE FUKING MR. OLYMPIA IS ON THE MAIN PAGE. IF THATS NOT IRONIC I DONT KNOW WHAT THE **** IT IS, IM SO ****ING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW, IM GOING TO RIP OFF THE DISH OFF MY ROOF AND TAKE A STEAMING DUMP ON IT AND FLING IT ONTO THE STREET. IM SO ****ING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW, WHY GOD WHY ME WHY NOW. I hate directv.