Dude was jerking off while I took a shower

**jonnytour** · 10-27-2004, 06:54 AM

You should at least have him banned from the gym. As was said before, you may not even need to tell the whole story. Just tell the owner tha the was spankin it in the shower. And if this guy is not just fuking huge you should have just pounded him!! I mean c'omon!! Some guy nuts on your back and you have to ask if he is a fag??? You should have just turned around and punched him in the throat!! That prolly would have ended his whacking right then and there. I am not for gay bashing, but I am all for protection yourself from being assulted sexually or otherwise. No waiting to fight him...either pound him, or at least get him banned from the gym!!

**dannyisaacs** · 10-27-2004, 07:11 AM

you talking **** bro.who in there right mind is going to jerk of an shoot you on your back an who will let him walk away i would ****en kill him.an if he works there he would neva do that

**t-money** · 10-27-2004, 08:12 AM

Originally Posted by bigol'legs

A drive-by jacking... happens all the time bro. If you can catch him next time... get him before he gets you...

ROFLMAO

**co2boi** · 10-27-2004, 08:20 AM

My advice is....Don't drop the soap....

**Clint Torres** · 10-27-2004, 09:22 AM

If Adam and Dr. Drew from Loveline were here, they would call "bull****" on this post.

**63190** · 10-27-2004, 09:58 AM

Originally Posted by MASStermind

I think there is a gang of gay guys in my gym that hang around in the restroom. They look kinda like that dude from shawshank redemption. Cause I must have a nice ass or something. When I walk by then naked, I see them looking at each other and then they immediately follow me into the shower as soon as I pass them, about 4 of them.

They were called the sisters. My brother has that on DVD and is always watching it.

**decadbal** · 10-27-2004, 10:51 AM

what i wanna know is this...why were u two fruitypebbles in the same shower stall..... dont pretend that you werent in there spottin him....prag

**Tock** · 10-27-2004, 10:54 AM

H---, give 'em my phone number.
-Tock

**Sage** · 10-27-2004, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by Bigen12

Brother, it is a D@mn good thing that you didn't drop the soap......

Just think what might have happened if you had........

just for that reason i always have my soap on the rope ready if ever using a public shower which is rare to none

**Rumble1251** · 10-27-2004, 11:54 AM

I love this site. I have never laughed so hard. Thanks for the entertainment.

**Carlos_E** · 10-27-2004, 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by chubby_cox

today i was taking a shower after my workout in the gym (our campus weight room has showers) and i looked over and there was another dude in the shower. i minded my own business and washed up when i feel something hit my back and this dude must have been jerking off and ran over and busted on my back

i turned around and said what the **** are you doing are you a fag or something??? and he just laughed at me and walked out. so i got dressed and went looking for him and i went out to the parking lot and saw him get in a car and drive away but i couldn't get there. the thing is he works out at the weight room all the time, what should i do next time i see him? i dont want to get assault charges but i cant let some sick **** do this **** to me

This is a direct copy from BB.com. The story wasn't true over there, why would it be over here?

**rocco78** · 10-27-2004, 12:05 PM

If you don't do something about this, he will just keep busting his load on unsuspecting strangers.

You have a moral obligation to kick his as$.

**Carlos_E** · 10-27-2004, 12:05 PM

The next part of the story is, he runs into the guy again at the gym while he's in the sauna but he's so afraid he freezes and the guys nuts on him again.

Then after that he says he catches the guy in the parking lot and goes to say something. The dude grabs his crotch and speeds off.

This is a load of bull**** and a waste of board space.

**Bigen12** · 10-27-2004, 12:09 PM

Originally Posted by Tock

H---, give 'em my phone number.
-Tock

You kill me Brother.....

**arthurb999** · 10-27-2004, 12:13 PM

That's ****ed up!!!

**clockworks** · 10-27-2004, 12:19 PM

Originally Posted by MASStermind

I think there is a gang of gay guys in my gym that hang around in the restroom. They look kinda like that dude from shawshank redemption. Cause I must have a nice ass or something. When I walk by then naked, I see them looking at each other and then they immediately follow me into the shower as soon as I pass them, about 4 of them.

Doode, thats f*cked up! I wouldn't go near the shower if 4 guys kept hovering around me there...scary.

**Tock** · 10-27-2004, 01:05 PM

Originally Posted by MASStermind

I think there is a gang of gay guys in my gym that hang around in the restroom. They look kinda like that dude from shawshank redemption. Cause I must have a nice ass or something. When I walk by then naked, I see them looking at each other and then they immediately follow me into the shower as soon as I pass them, about 4 of them.

9 times out of 10, straight guys give themselves too much credit. When most of 'em are thinking, "Geez, I must look pretty good to those gay guys," we're actually thinking, "Geez, that poor deformed creature . . ."
There's a difference between being gay and being desperate . . .

I wouldn't worry about it.

--Tock

**khurrams** · 10-27-2004, 01:09 PM

Originally Posted by Tock

9 times out of 10, straight guys give themselves too much credit. When most of 'em are thinking, "Geez, I must look pretty good to those gay guys," we're actually thinking, "Geez, that poor deformed creature . . ."
There's a difference between being gay and being desperate . . .

I wouldn't worry about it.

--Tock

R u talking from experience???

**BigGreen** · 10-27-2004, 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by Tock

There's a difference between being gay and being desperate . . .

The board is absolutely coming to life today with some awesome one liners...i'm loving it (please don't sue me MacDonalds)

**CarvedFromStone** · 10-27-2004, 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by Tock

9 times out of 10, straight guys give themselves too much credit. When most of 'em are thinking, "Geez, I must look pretty good to those gay guys," we're actually thinking, "Geez, that poor deformed creature . . ."
There's a difference between being gay and being desperate . . .

I wouldn't worry about it.

--Tock

That was a interesting post, are you by anychance homosexual tock

**JdFlex** · 10-27-2004, 01:21 PM

Even if this post is a hoax, it certainly is a great thread! I can't stop laughing, especially the "kill him, bury body". That guy kills me!!

**SplinterCell** · 10-27-2004, 01:40 PM

Haha! this reminds me of the time when I was at my campus gym and this mofo jacked my bench when I went for a drink of water...I decided to wait till he needed water and proceded to jack all over his back when he wasent looking...

**CarvedFromStone** · 10-27-2004, 01:42 PM

Originally Posted by SplinterCell

Haha! this reminds me of the time when I was at my campus gym and this mofo jacked my bench when I went for a drink of water...I decided to wait till he needed water and proceded to jack all over his back when he wasent looking...

heres your man chubby cox, the drive by ejaculator has reveiled himself

**khurrams** · 10-27-2004, 01:49 PM

Originally Posted by HULK1732

heres your man chubby cox, the drive by ejaculator has reveiled himself

The drive by ejaculator..........U'r killing mee

**JdFlex** · 10-27-2004, 01:58 PM

Originally Posted by khurrams

The drive by ejaculator..........U'r killing mee

People at my work are wondering what the hell I'm laughing at! LOL!

**Tock** · 10-27-2004, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by HULK1732

That was a interesting post, are you by anychance homosexual tock

Yep.

-Tock

**CarvedFromStone** · 10-27-2004, 02:18 PM

Originally Posted by Tock

Yep.

-Tock

cool cool, do find this thread insulting???

**Tock** · 10-27-2004, 02:22 PM

Originally Posted by SplinterCell

Haha! this reminds me of the time when I was at my campus gym and this mofo jacked my bench when I went for a drink of water...I decided to wait till he needed water and proceded to jack all over his back when he wasent looking...

Reminds me of the time I went to a straight bar (a disco, actually) for some party put on by the boss at work, and geez, these straight chicks kept hitting on me. Some of 'em can be real aggressive, too . . . used my "bug off, bitch" line on one of 'em: "Back off bitch, I'm a virgin!" Ugh . . .
Ya, I can relate to how y'all get grossed out by being hit on by the wrong people . . . I'd say, "I feel for ya," but somehow such sympathies seem out of place on this thread . . .

--Tock

**Tock** · 10-27-2004, 02:28 PM

Originally Posted by HULK1732

cool cool, do find this thread insulting???

Not me.

I'm in a grouchy mood anyway, and I know where you guys are coming from, and most of y'all are still learning the basics about gays and lesbians, so I cut y'all slack, just as y'all cut me and other folks slack.

No problem.

-Tock

**TheDfromGC** · 10-27-2004, 02:29 PM

if that happened to me, i wouldnt even be able to let myself think, my natural reaction would be to pound the guy, and if he was huge find and object to mess him up with...

**khurrams** · 10-27-2004, 02:31 PM

Haven't seen chubby cox on this thread lately.........Did he get beat up by the drive by ejaculator??????

**LeanMeOut** · 10-27-2004, 03:04 PM

This is Chubby boy

**Unknown$$** · 10-27-2004, 03:10 PM

thats some funny stuff...

**Carlos_E** · 10-27-2004, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by Khull_Khuum

if that happened to me, i wouldnt even be able to let myself think, my natural reaction would be to pound the guy

Just be sure to wear a condom.

**CarvedFromStone** · 10-27-2004, 03:34 PM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

Just be sure to wear a condom.

lmof hhahaha pound was probably not the best word

**TheDfromGC** · 10-27-2004, 04:51 PM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

Just be sure to wear a condom.

lmao yea pound wasnt the best choice, to clarify, i meant pound as in throwing fists at persons head, not pound as in carlos and big ol' legs meeting late nite at the park behind the swingset....

**Tock** · 10-27-2004, 06:25 PM

Originally Posted by Khull_Khuum

lmao yea pound wasnt the best choice, to clarify, i meant pound as in throwing fists at persons head, not pound as in carlos and big ol' legs meeting late nite at the park behind the swingset....

I take it you're a guy who just can't say "No" . . .
-Tock

**Spoon** · 10-27-2004, 07:07 PM

Originally Posted by LeanMeOut

This is Chubby boy

**D00fy** · 10-27-2004, 07:12 PM

you should ask for his # and find out if gay marriage is allowed in your state

**Spoon** · 10-27-2004, 07:17 PM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

The next part of the story is, he runs into the guy again at the gym while he's in the sauna but he's so afraid he freezes and the guys nuts on him again.

Then after that he says he catches the guy in the parking lot and goes to say something. The dude grabs his crotch and speeds off.

This is a load of bull**** and a waste of board space.

man this "Serial Ejaculator" doesnt quit!