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    Dude was jerking off while I took a shower

    today i was taking a shower after my workout in the gym (our campus weight room has showers) and i looked over and there was another dude in the shower. i minded my own business and washed up when i feel something hit my back and this dude must have been jerking off and ran over and busted on my back

    i turned around and said what the **** are you doing are you a fag or something??? and he just laughed at me and walked out. so i got dressed and went looking for him and i went out to the parking lot and saw him get in a car and drive away but i couldn't get there. the thing is he works out at the weight room all the time, what should i do next time i see him? i dont want to get assault charges but i cant let some sick **** do this **** to me

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    Thats one hell of a first post bro!

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    sounds like bull **** to me???

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    fvck it. it is worth the assault charge. just wait for him out side the gym and kick his ass. you have got to stand up for yourself. that is not just a funny joke that can be blown off. imo

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    is your screen name what you like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    is your screen name what you like?



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    A drive-by jacking... happens all the time bro. If you can catch him next time... get him before he gets you...

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    Yeah, I had to create a new account because I'm ashamed of this awful incident.

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    Holy **** I didn't realize this was your 1st post...... wow nice way to join the board

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    I don't see what the problem is. Was it that he ran away and didn't walk you to your car?

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    are u serious? he actually shot a load on your back. wtf kind of place is this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LeanMeOut
    Holy **** I didn't realize this was your 1st post...... wow nice way to join the board
    thats what i said bro, first impressions last.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kloter1
    are u serious? he actually shot a load on your back. wtf kind of place is this.

    Boy... you guys and your excess test injections...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoon
    thats what i said bro, first impressions last.
    Do you guys remember that guy who's first post was about getting spunked on in the shower??

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    Quote Originally Posted by ColdStone
    sounds like bull **** to me???
    sound like it to me also...

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    i call bs

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    bro are you ****ing kiding me, if some guy busted a load on my back, the last thing on my mind would be assult charges, i would be facing ****ing murder charges. you need to go to the nearsed hand gun store and buy and gun and wait for this guy in the shower. Next time he starts spanking off put two in the sick ****s head.....man with a name like chubby cox it wouldn't suprise me if you enjoyed things like that

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs


    A drive-by jacking... happens all the time bro. If you can catch him next time... get him before he gets you...
    haha good one

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    and you just let him "walk out" and then you went after him??? If it walks like a duck, sounds like a duck....

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    i saw him washing up and he was looking at me sort of gay but not making it obvious so i made it a point not to look at him. i was face to the shower head so when i felt something wet on my back i looked around and saw he had a hard on. i dont know if he actually nutted on me or just poked me with his dick or what ever but his dick was in his hand and it was hard. i asked him what the **** was he doing and if he was a fag and he just laughed and went out of the locker room. i was like WTF? i was shocked then about 3 minutes later i said **** it i cant let him do this ****. so i dried off and put my clothes shoes and hat on and ran out in the parking lot and i saw what i thouht was him getting in a car in the back of the lot. it might not have been him but i didn't see him in the gym afterwards. im going back to the gym monday maybe he will be there but i dont watn to tell the cops or anything its embarassing and i dont know if they will even believe me.

    PS:This isnt my first post, I didnt want to admit to this under my original screen name so I made this one

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    Bro... if your first reaction was WTF... you might be surpressing some gay tendencies... just ask tock, he'll tell ya...


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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    Bro... if your first reaction was WTF... you might be surpressing some gay tendencies... just ask tock, he'll tell ya...

    I agree bro, if all you could say was what the **** when some dude is poking you with his dong then you have some serious problems, might as well have gotten on your knees and sucked it...jesus bro you should have punched him in the ****ing head

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    Whos running the ip check? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSTIE
    Whos running the ip check? lol
    lol, Key must be doing it

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    [QUOTE=chubby_cox] ...im going back to the gym monday...

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    Well, I have two questions...
    Number one, why the hell are you not going back to the gym till monday? That's like 6 days from now dude.
    Next, Why the fvck did you not beat his ass the second you thought, he may have, possibly, even a little bit, CAME ON YOUR BACK!!!
    Sounds like you're scared or looking to waste people's time with a BS post.
    THX

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    yo big slick is that the olson twins in your avatar????? if so please do tell me where you got that picture

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    Quote Originally Posted by chubby_cox
    i saw him washing up and he was looking at me sort of gay but not making it obvious so i made it a point not to look at him. i was face to the shower head so when i felt something wet on my back i looked around and saw he had a hard on. i dont know if he actually nutted on me or just poked me with his dick or what ever but his dick was in his hand and it was hard. i asked him what the **** was he doing and if he was a fag and he just laughed and went out of the locker room. i was like WTF? i was shocked then about 3 minutes later i said **** it i cant let him do this ****. so i dried off and put my clothes shoes and hat on and ran out in the parking lot and i saw what i thouht was him getting in a car in the back of the lot. it might not have been him but i didn't see him in the gym afterwards. im going back to the gym monday maybe he will be there but i dont watn to tell the cops or anything its embarassing and i dont know if they will even believe me.

    PS:This isnt my first post, I didnt want to admit to this under my original screen name so I made this one
    that is phucked up! the very fact that he had a hard on and was checking you out is enough reason for me to kick his gay azz! he tapped you with his cock to see if youd respond to his gay advances. you dint but you should have beat the crap out of him.

    what kind of gym is that? next time you see him, round out your roid raging buddies and beat the lights out of him!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HULK1732
    yo big slick is that the olson twins in your avatar????? if so please do tell me where you got that picture
    Nope...just photoshop...I think
    Someone posted it on this AR's site a while back and I just used it
    do a search and you'll find it.
    (sorry didn't mean to get off subject)

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    Don't delete it it's funny as hell. You should have punched him as soon as you saw him checking you out in the shower.

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    Make him start the fight in public, then you have people to say that it was not a hate crime and was a spur of the moment type of deal. You'll feel much better next time you step in the shower, even if you have to pay a small fine and do a night in jail. No biggie!

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    were you working out at this gym by anychance??


    http://www.parisgym.com/


    BTW first time I saw two naked dudes fighting in the shower was when some dude called my friend a pussy and he walked into the shower butt naked and beat the other dudes ass who was butt naked. He didnt have to be naked but he just wanted to be fair. Plus he got to tea bag the loser as well. Now this was over someone calling someone a pussy. If someone nutted on my back, I would turn around and kick the guy in the balls then hang his head against the shower and knock him out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    lol, Key must be doing it
    i know, i know

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    I take it no IP matches were found

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    Quote Originally Posted by LeanMeOut
    I take it no IP matches were found
    2 suspicious ones....

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    Quote Originally Posted by KeyMastur
    2 suspicious ones....


    Let's start taking bets on who it is



    I gotta think first then I'll post my guess lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by KeyMastur
    2 suspicious ones....
    BDTR?


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    well seeing how decadbol hasnt show his face on this thread im gonna put my money on him

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    Quote Originally Posted by workdude
    Don't delete it it's funny as hell. You should have punched him as soon as you saw him checking you out in the shower.
    i agree!

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    next time in the shower fu*ck that guy in the ass and show him who is the boss

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