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    Dodged an ass whoopin!

    Well i am on my way home for lunch when this dick comes flying up behind me doing 55-60mph in a 35-40mph zone. He rides my ass and quickly swerves over and as he passes i give him the two words that came to my mind "**** YOU"!

    This upset him as he slowed down and yelled at me (oh no) and then went ahead and pulled over and as i passed by he threw his hashbrown w/ketchup at my car striking my passenger side window and yelled whatever? who knows? He obviously wanted me to stop so he could beat me up, but being so calm and collected i did not oblige as i would never want to get beaten up outside of the academy.

    Anyways, he eventually gets next to me again showing his wonderful knowledge of the english language, i just smiled and asked him if he would like a beating (in portugues)lol but he finally gave up on whoopin my ass and turned off.

    As far as calling the cops? I have law enforcement knowledge and all that can be done in that situation is a report and maybe a warning to the dickhead. So not wasting my time with it. I washed his breakfast off my window and just had to laugh, of course it upset me and me hurting him would only result in an assault charge so no thanks.

    I must say, if he had hit me with something i am afraid i would have engadged him in a short scuffle, him getting KTFO!

    As it was, i thought i was quite calm, even checked my HR...a calm and collected cat i have become.

    Must be the BJJ, Muay Thai, Wrestling i have been doing for 5 years. LOL

    Little did the guy know it would not have been a good move to try and fight me, it would have been a bad for him i fear.

    Maybe he was just mad because he wasted his breakfast?



    Cheers!

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    wow, i am impressed. i would not have handled the situation like that. wow

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    Hahaha good stuff man!! in that situation you acted great!! No point it getting into a pile of BS if you don't have to! Good stuff! I have learned that loud, tuff (thinking) people like that usually can't fight either.. so you woulda killed him

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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja
    Well i am on my way home for lunch when this dick comes flying up behind me doing 55-60mph in a 35-40mph zone. He rides my ass and quickly swerves over and as he passes i give him the two words that came to my mind "**** YOU"!

    This upset him as he slowed down and yelled at me (oh no) and then went ahead and pulled over and as i passed by he threw his hashbrown w/ketchup at my car striking my passenger side window and yelled whatever? who knows? He obviously wanted me to stop so he could beat me up, but being so calm and collected i did not oblige as i would never want to get beaten up outside of the academy.

    Anyways, he eventually gets next to me again showing his wonderful knowledge of the english language, i just smiled and asked him if he would like a beating (in portugues)lol but he finally gave up on whoopin my ass and turned off.

    As far as calling the cops? I have law enforcement knowledge and all that can be done in that situation is a report and maybe a warning to the dickhead. So not wasting my time with it. I washed his breakfast off my window and just had to laugh, of course it upset me and me hurting him would only result in an assault charge so no thanks.

    I must say, if he had hit me with something i am afraid i would have engadged him in a short scuffle, him getting KTFO!

    As it was, i thought i was quite calm, even checked my HR...a calm and collected cat i have become.

    Must be the BJJ, Muay Thai, Wrestling i have been doing for 5 years. LOL

    Little did the guy know it would not have been a good move to try and fight me, it would have been a bad for him i fear.

    Maybe he was just mad because he wasted his breakfast?



    Cheers!

    better man than me! i would have shoved that hashbrown up his ass!

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    Handled it well bro, but sometimes people need to be put in line

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    you got lucky. he probably wouldve smacked you upside your head with an egg mcmuffin. you dodged a bullet, consider yourself lucky!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
    Handled it well bro, but sometimes people need to be put in line

    Yeah, but since our system is so farked up, it would have been me that would have gotten arrested fo assault, you can't pull over and shove anything up someones ass these days without getting put in the slammer.

    Besides being arrested would'nt look good when it came time for me to fill out an application for the police department.lol I can hear me now "Well i was arrested but he threw a hashbrown w/ ketchup at me first".

    I highly doubt he would have connected one punch, i got trained guys throwing bombs on me all the time with little success let alone some punk that was probably 160lbs soaking wet. I am 240lb by the way and it would have been bad for him.


    I patted myself on the back for handling it the way it should have been. Although i do wish kicking someone like thats arse would not get you arrested. In Brasil, he would have been hurting and still laying in the median 100% guaranteed.

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    Well, look at it this way . . . he's the one who ended up hungry. Cost him a few bucks and half an hour to go get another burger.

    Gives a new meaning to the phrase, "tossing your lunch."

    -Tock

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    isnt it

    "tossing my salad"

    Or am i thinking of something else?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
    isnt it

    "tossing my salad"

    Or am i thinking of something else?
    yea we know what your thinkin... you dirty dirty boy you..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maraxus
    you got lucky. he probably wouldve smacked you upside your head with an egg mcmuffin. you dodged a bullet, consider yourself lucky!
    haha, yeah bro you got lucky
    ~HOP

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    yea we know what your thinkin... you dirty dirty boy you..
    i love it when you talk sexy

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    If any of my friends told me a story like that i would have to tell them, " You pussy"


    But seriously great way to handle the situation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
    i love it when you talk sexy
    get a room u two

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sage
    get a room u two
    You can come too

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    Quote Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
    You can come too
    You mean he can cum

    He'll be the one looking through the peepy hole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
    isnt it

    "tossing my salad"

    Or am i thinking of something else?


    Vegetarians say, ". . . drank too much and tossed my salad . . ."
    Carnivores say, ". . . drank too much and tossed my lunch . . ."

    Sorta like the differences between Makintoshes in the US and Britian . . . Americans compute on 'em, Brits wear 'em.

    --Tock

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    Quote Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
    You can come two

    Quote Originally Posted by BigMike J
    You mean he can cum

    He'll be the one looking through the peepy hole.
    u dirty freaks

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    roid rage would have kicked in for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unknown$$
    roid rage would have kicked in for me
    Yeah, and your ass would have been roid raging up in the county jail too.

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    Shouldve rearended him into a ditch....

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    I had a similar story and people called told me my story sucked cause it didnt end in a beat down.

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    Good story..you handled it the right way!

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    you did the right thing. You never know what someone is willing to do to prove a point. All the muslcle in the world wont stand up to a gun or knife. No matter how many bruce lee movies you watch. God made men smith and wesson made them equal. Maby im jaded by the big city. good job man

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