For The Guys Who Get Beer Muscles. Funny
This is funny to me so I have to tell someone else about it. One of My best friends Dan and myself on occasion go to the city on the west side of Chicago. We had decided to go to a couple of bars we have never been to. So we bar hop for a little while and find a bar that we think is a pretty cool spot and decide to stay there for the rest of the night. Now understand when Dan drinks he harmless and pretty much a push over, but being a little more drunk than myself starts to talk to the girl next to us at the bar. My friend is one of those guys when he gets drunk he is nice to everybody and is just generally an easy soft spoken guy and it would take a lot until you really push him to were he explodes.
Anyway he is talking to this girl for about ten minutes. Just small talk, "where are you from" stuff like that, he was just being his normal nice self and the girls boyfriend walks up and says hey tool get lost. Dan says whoa man chill out I wasn't hitting on her I was just having a polite conversation, but if you want me to leave her alone I will. This guys says yeah jack off get out of here. Then the girls says "he is just being an a$$hole ignore him and talk to me anyway". So Dan says to me hey I'm going to the bathroom I'll be back in a minute. Dan comes back and sits down and keeps talking to the girl and the guy chimes in again and this time he says, "hey fvckface, can't you read don't you see all these tae-kwondo competitions I have won on my shirt" and points at the back of his shirt. Which has 2001, 2003 chanmpion..blah blah blah you know.
Anyway Dan starts to get pissed and says alright tough guy maybe you should lay off the liquid courage for a minute and have a water. Then they are both pissed and talk Sh!t to each other for a couple mintues and the guy says "lets just take this outside so I can beat your ass and teach you a lesson", my buddy says " teach me a lesson in what? how to be an insecure little d!cked a$$hole." The guy says alright lets go outside right now and my buddy says are you completely sure you want to fight me outside the guys says what are you scared pussy, and my friend says to him again are you totally sure you want this. Dan Says this could ruin you fighting career forever. The guys says yes and they go outside by this dumpster and then this guy starts to stretch out like some kind of bruce lee wanna be and then Dan asks him one last time if he is sure about wanting to fight. The guys says "I'm just gonna fvck you up real quick and go home. So with that being said 10 of Dans very large friends which he had called while he was in the bathroom come out from behind the dumpster and tackle this guy. Hold him down and take off all of his clothes and threw his car keys in the dumpster. So after I get up off the ground from laughing so d@mn at this guy that is now naked crawling in the dumpster looking for his keys we walk to the car and drive home.
Alright bros You tell me the Moral of the story.