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    Water vs. Coca-cola

    HUMOR
    A Coke And A Smile


    WATER:
    1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. (Likely
    applies to half world population)

    2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak
    that it is often mistaken for hunger.

    3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as
    much as 3%.

    4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs
    for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a U-Washington study.

    5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

    6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of
    water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain
    for up to 80% of sufferers.

    7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy
    short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty
    focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page.

    8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of
    colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast
    cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop
    bladder cancer.

    Are you drinking the amount of water you should every day?

    COKE

    1. In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries
    two gallons of Coke in the truck to remove blood from the
    highway after a car accident.

    2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will
    be gone in two days.

    3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coke into the
    toilet bowl and let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then
    flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from
    vitreous china.

    4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the
    bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum
    foil dipped in Coke.

    5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a
    can of Coke over the terminals to bubble away the
    corrosion.

    6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in
    Coke to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

    7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coke into the
    baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake.
    Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, remove the foil,
    allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a
    sumptuous brown gravy.

    8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into
    a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a
    regular cycle. The Coke will help loosen grease
    stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.

    For Your Info

    1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its
    pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days.
    Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a
    major contributor to the rising increase in osteoporosis.

    2. To carry coke syrup (the concentrate) the
    commercial truck must use the Hazardous material place
    cards reserved for Highly corrosive materials.

    3. The distributors of coke have been using it to clean the
    engines of their trucks for about 20 years!

    Now the question is, would you like a glass of water or a
    soda?


    damn......

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    I LOVE Coca-Cola........no shit.

    But I limit the frequency and amount I drink.

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    I,ll pass on the Coke I,d rather have spring water

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    Wow !

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    Yup now ya'll know what my stomach looks like... a car battery.. Just kiddin.. the only form of coke I drink maybe one a day for lunch is diet Coke.. the rest of the day, nothin but the H2O baby.. By the way, never take more than two Xenedrine at a time, I was a water buffalo today, drank 2 gallons of water by 3:00 no kiddin ya'll.

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    I agree with that 100%. I even hear people tell me that they are dehydrated and that they need a coke. lol. It does not hydrate your body at all. You will piss the whole can out, no matter how dehydrated you are. lol.

    That's one of the things that frustrates me about this country. We have all these heart felt commercials advertising for cola's and fast food and the stuff is absolute garbage. If I ever get married and have kids, my kids are gonna hate me. I'll never let them eat that garbage.

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